So Kim replied like any other woman trying to make her husband suck down a nice heaping helping of her body waste, and replied: “I just pushed out two of your children, one of whom was in breach, and my pussy is torn to hell because of it. You are drinking the fucking smoothie Kroy.” More
Topic: reality tv
No matter what you say, you cannot convince me that my love for Bethenny Frankel is not real. I was a diehard Real Housewives of New York fan, and I also watched Bethenny on her own shows. Sheâ€™s beautiful, sheâ€™s funny, sheâ€™s a ball buster, and she also has the best name in the world. (Holla!) Whatâ€™s not to love? More
A former Extreme Makeover home has been turned into a halfway house for recovering addicts and the whole snobby neighborhood is enraged. More
Why didn’t any of you tell me that Sister Wives is quite possibly my favorite show airing on TLC and that I need to start watching it right away because it has super uncomfy and freaky and bizarre moments like this one that is airing as a promo for the new season? More
Oh Lifetime, how we love thee, you always bring us the good stuff, whether it be TV movies Â based on books about incestuous, abused teens being locked in an attic or “reality shows” about B-list celebrities with cheating scandals, it should come as no surprise that you will be bringing us all what will be our new favorite television show ever of all time ever, Born In The Wild. More
I know picking on Tila Tequila is sort of low-hanging fruit, and I’m truly happy the Singaporean-born reality TV star is so thrilled about her pregnancy. I’m not really sure why Tila is so famous, I know she was on MTV, had a sex tape, and then tragically lost her fiancÃ© toÂ diabetic ketoacidosis and then attempted to take her own life and suffered aÂ brain aneurysm. That’s a whole lot of drama for any mama More
My world is a dark place, and it is all thanks to E!‘s new reality show, #RichKids Of Beverly Hills. The Mommy Wars are officially over. No one could do a worse job than these parents – so now the rest of us are pretty much united in our superiority. More
My long-running obsession with the MTV shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom has been vindicated! More
And by cilantro, I mean cilantro.
You know what I mean. But also cooking! Are you making anything delicious this weekend? It’s gotta be TACO NIGHT somewhere right?
And you know what I mean by taco night. More
Pregnancy can be a stressful time in your life. If you’re doing it alone, I imagine it’s even more so. Why not embark on something that you would never, ever imagine doing? I might have considered this just to be able to get my makeup done everyday – they do that on these shows, don’t they? More
Considering that a reality show in which parents can “bet” on their babies was greenlit, there’s just no telling what the next “big” reality TV pitch might be. But a look at a recent casting call for Brooklyn women who have been incarcerated can certainly give us a tip. Brooklyn mothers, grab your Bugaboos from your VIP stroller parking and take the tots out early from toddler CrossFit. You need to be in this lineup. More
Yeah yeah, parents can shield their kids from what kind of media they are exposed to and what they are buying for their Kindles and it’s ultimately the parents’s responsibility, but ideally don’t we want a world for our young daughters where they realize that becoming famous for having a private sexual moment leaked to the press isn’t something admirable? More
I like some reality TV shows. I like seeing how other people live. But all this new rich kids show will do will make me furrow my brow a lot and invent new profanity. I wish someone would ask me what would make good reality TV because I have many ideas about the sorts of shows us moms are interested in watching, that don’t feature incredibly rich children and incredibly rich housewives with punch cards from their local boxtox-emporium. Here are my ideas.
With Pregnant and Dating wrapping up a couple of weekends ago, I am now going through reality TV withdrawals.Â What do I watch next? Â But the real question is, how are the ladies of Pregnant and Dating adjusting to the new little ones in their lives? I was delighted to speak with Melissa Meister, celebrity stylist, costume designer, and now mom to baby boy Arrow Meister! More