Topic: Prince William

4-Year-Old Princess-Clad Toddler Does Not Want A Kiss From Prince William, Thank You Very Much

4-Year-Old Princess-Clad Toddler Does Not Want A Kiss From Prince William, Thank You Very Much

It used to be in my day that young girls were absolutely giddy over Prince William and Prince Harry. Used to be I couldn’t attend so much as an elementary school sleepover without one of my pig-tailed companions busting out a Teen Beat and having a ritualistic “isn’t he so cute?” pass around. Nod, nod, pass the pink nail polish please.

But it looks like those days are gone for Prince William, as he’s now gone from raging heartthrob to that weird old guy your parents are making you hug for photographs, at least according to 4-year-old Shona Ritchie.
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Duchess Kate Middleton Is Having A Daughter! Or Talking About Her Dog! Or Another ‘D’ Word!

Duchess Kate Middleton Is Having A Daughter! Or Talking About Her Dog! Or Another 'D' Word!

If the Duchess was indeed referring to a daughter than the child will be a princess and referred to as “Her Royal Highness” and awwww, part of me adores the idea of a baby princess and part of me rolls my eyes and wonders if it is okay to eat the pizza leftovers that have been sitting on my counter all night for breakfast. Like the royals do. More »

Overprotective Dads-To-Be Like Prince William Are The Absolute Cutest

Overprotective Dads-To-Be Like Prince William Are The Absolute Cutest

While some would have you believe that Kate Middleton felt relaxed and rested after her babymoon to Mustique, new make-believe nonsense tabloid reports say that the Duchess of Cambridge is anything but stress-free. She’s been driven to supreme annoyance by Prince William‘s incessant worrying and coddling. I hope Kate isn’t looking for any sympathy though, because over-protective dads-to-be are the absolute cutest! More »

Just So We’re All Clear, We’re Supposed To Call Kate Middleton’s Daughter A ‘Princess’

Just So We're All Clear, We're Supposed To Call Kate Middleton's Daughter A 'Princess'

In the event that pregnant Kate Middleton does deliver a bouncing baby girl, you best bet us Mommyish ladies will be calling her a princess: “princess jr.,” “princess baby,” and “mini princess” are only a fraction of the terms I plan on using. But as it turns out, Queen Elizabeth has ensured that “princess” will be a part of her future great-granddaughter’s formal title. Ten steps ahead of you on that, Your Majesty. More »

‘Kate Middleton Pregnant With Twins’ Says Her Close Friend Who Is Probably On A Royal Hit List Now

‘Kate Middleton Pregnant With Twins’ Says Her Close Friend Who Is Probably On A Royal Hit List Now

Great news! Kate Middleton is pregnant with twins! Maybe! Possibly! It’s not biologically impossible! Also, one time, while her husband Prince William went away for a weekend on royal business, she watched every episode of Sister,Sister ever made. So she knows what twins are and understands the risks that come with having them. And by that I mean, she fully understands that if she and William ever divorce and split the kids up, they will meet up in a mall years later and force their parents to get back together. Also they’ll be complete opposites. If Kate’s lucky, she’ll get the smart one when they break up. The Annie James, if you will. More »

The Best, Worst & Creepiest Twitter Responses To Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy

The Best, Worst & Creepiest Twitter Responses To Kate Middleton's Pregnancy

Kate Middleton is pregnant! We decided just to sit back and watch the insanity that is “Major Pop Culture Announcement As Seen On Twitter.” There was some predictable snark. There were plenty of well wishes. And there were some especially icky creepsters just trying to turn the news into something dirty. Here’s the best, worst, and most disturbing. More »