Topic: Prince William
It’s good to be the duchess. Despite having the whole of the universe inspecting herÂ “post-baby body”Â on a simple grocery run, Kate Middleton is having a truly luxurious maternity leave. No round the clock mani/pedis or in-house royal diaper changer, but a pure postpartum bliss does seem to be happening over at the Middleton house.
Prince George is getting a royal nursery designed in the likeness of his father’s passions: Africa. While a jungle-themed nursery replete with elephants and rhinos isn’t anything new — or even problematic — describing all of this as “African-themed” definitively is. More
Kate Middleton pushed out a human some weeks back so, naturally, it’s time for the next big thing for everyone to gawk at — no, not her “post-baby body” — her push present! Prince William is on this irksome trend like chocolate on your toddler’s face! More
Don’t ask me to explain all of the royal baby fever – because I can’t. I can’t logically explain why as a child I loved watching Princess Diana get married, I can’t explain why I wept for days when she died and I can’t explain why I hold a special place in my heart for her kids. I just do, okay? Something about William choosing the nanny that Diana chose for him touches my heart. More
Adjust your shock accordingly because there is not a legion of lovely childcare providers tending to Prince George‘s every whimper. This silly yank just assumed that nannies were royal baby protocol. But Kate Middleton and Prince William are doing this baby thing the way many American parents do. With four hands and maybe some extra help now and again. More
Prince William welcomed a brand new son a couple weeks ago which means that he is now back at his metaphoric desk. Although many American men don’t have that formal title to sport, their introduction to fatherhood, assuming that they can even take paternity leave, and then assuming that they’re not too plagued by sexist daddy stigma to take it, often follows a similar, rather limited timeline. If the royal parents didn’t have the resources to procure some of the best childcare providers and nannies in the world, I would probably feel sorry for them — the way I feel sorry for American families who have to deal with such pronounced bullshit like TWO WEEK paternity leaves. More
Prince George, or “Georgie” as he is now being called, is slated to be baptized which means (aside from Eve Vawter and I prepping snacks for the hopefully televised ceremony) that George will don his first dress! Baptismal gowns are all the rage among royal folk, or rather one gown in particular that royal babies have been wearing for 167 years. Too bad Prince George won’t be permitted to wear that one. More
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I hope this is the last we see of the Cambridges and their baby for a while. This new family deserves their privacy and to get used to their new roles as parents, and to prepare their baby for the fact that he will one day be the King Of England. If I see any post-baby body weight shaming posts about Kate , I’ll punch someone in the throat. More
I have no information on whether our very favorite guard was involved in this pizza fetching or not. Nor do I know what sort of pizzas were ordered, but because they are in London I bet they are really good pizzas. I suppose there is a chance that these pizzas weren’t even delivered to the royal parents, and like maybe Pippa wanted pizza or something, but because it fits into the narrative I want to believe I shall go with what the Daily Mail claims. I love thinking of these adorable new parents cooing over the little princeling and noshing on pizza, just like they are all domestic and common like the rest of us. More
GOOD MORNING PEOPLE! Are you ready to
rumbleÂ sit around waiting with me for the next eight or so hours Â waiting for updates about whether or not this ROYAL BABY is done being born yet? More
While London is turning into nothing less than a Grade A clusterfuck as Kate Middleton‘s due date looms, soon-to-be daddy Prince William caught up with grandma Queen Elizabeth for a top secret ROYAL STUFFS only meeting. Please tell me that they were hammering out the details for the International Royal Baby Tour. More
It used to be in my day that young girls were absolutely giddy over Prince William and Prince Harry. Used to be I couldn’t attend so much as an elementary school sleepover without one of my pig-tailed companions busting out a Teen Beat and having a ritualistic “isn’t he so cute?” pass around. Nod, nod, pass the pink nail polish please.
But it looks like those days are gone for Prince William, as he’s now gone from raging heartthrobÂ to that weird old guy your parents are making you hug for photographs, at least according to 4-year-oldÂ Shona Ritchie.