It used to be in my day that young girls were absolutely giddy over Prince William and Prince Harry. Used to be I couldn’t attend so much as an elementary school sleepover without one of my pig-tailed companions busting out a Teen Beat and having a ritualistic “isn’t he so cute?” pass around. Nod, nod, pass the pink nail polish please.
But it looks like those days are gone for Prince William, as he’s now gone from raging heartthrobÂ to that weird old guy your parents are making you hug for photographs, at least according to 4-year-oldÂ Shona Ritchie.
Kate Middleton will not have a baby shower to welcome her little royal one into its perfectly royal existence. I love it when things make sense. More
If the Duchess was indeed referring to a daughter than the child will be a princess and referred to as “Her Royal Highness” and awwww, part of me adores the idea of a baby princess and part of me rolls my eyes and wonders if it is okay to eat the pizza leftovers that have been sitting on my counter all night for breakfast. Like the royals do. More
While some would have you believe that Kate Middleton felt relaxed and rested after her babymoon to Mustique, new
make-believe nonsense tabloid reports say that the Duchess of Cambridge is anything but stress-free. She’s been driven to supreme annoyance by Prince William‘s incessant worrying and coddling. I hope Kate isn’t looking for any sympathy though, because over-protective dads-to-be are the absolute cutest! More
As we all know, Prince William and Kate Middleton are pregnant. Obviously they are going to need some help around the palace. I’m sure there are definitely not enough servants hanging about to respond to their every whim. Especially when they become the parents to a brand new little princess!
In the event that pregnant Kate Middleton does deliver a bouncing baby girl, you best bet us Mommyish ladies will be calling her a princess: “princess jr.,” “princess baby,” and “mini princess” are only a fraction of the terms I plan on using. But as it turns out, Queen Elizabeth has ensured that “princess” will be a part of her future great-granddaughter’s formal title. Ten steps ahead of you on that, Your Majesty. More
Even though I am almost identical to Kate Middleton I am nothing like her because I barely had morning sickness with any of my children. Plus, not royal. More
Great news! Kate Middleton is pregnant with twins! Maybe! Possibly! Itâ€™s not biologically impossible! Also, one time, while her husband Prince William went away for a weekend on royal business, she watched every episode of Sister,Sister ever made. So she knows what twins are and understands the risks that come with having them. And by that I mean, she fully understands that if she and William ever divorce and split the kids up, they will meet up in a mall years later and force their parents to get back together. Also theyâ€™ll be complete opposites. If Kateâ€™s lucky, sheâ€™ll get the smart one when they break up. The Annie James, if you will. More
Everyone deserves a right to their privacy, especially when they are ill, whether or not they are going to give birth to an heir to the throne. More
Kate Middleton is pregnant! We decided just to sit back and watch the insanity that is “Major Pop Culture Announcement As Seen On Twitter.” There was some predictable snark. There were plenty of well wishes. And there were some especially icky creepsters just trying to turn the news into something dirty. Here’s the best, worst, and most disturbing. More
In news straight from the hills of Heaven, we receive word that Kate Middleton might finally be pregnant. While itâ€™s not confirmed yet by Maury Povich, word on the street is that Prince William IS the father.
But letâ€™s not forget the fact he is 30 years old, almost double the age of the girl he rescued. So no, Iâ€™m here to dash your Disneyesque fairy tale scenario, it would not be dreamy if they got married. It would be creepy. More