Topic: pregnant celebrities

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

The world is buzzing with the buzz that Beyonce, Blue Ivy and Mr. Beyonce are indeed expecting to add to their brood with a new little baby! According to E Online, “multiple sources” have confirmed that Beyonce is expecting and Blue Ivy will be a big sister! I don’t know how to process this news considering we have Kate Middleton, Jessica Simpson, and Kim Kardashian all expecting babies and I think it should be only fair that I get a break from all this baby business, but no one has consulted me. More »

Javier Bardem Put Another Baby Inside Penelope Cruz To Help With Worldwide Gorgeous Human Shortage

Javier Bardem Put Another Baby Inside Penelope Cruz To Help With Worldwide Gorgeous Human Shortage

I’m so happy that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have decided to procreate again because it is my opinion that too many ugly people in the world are having babies. I mean, do we really need anymore ugmo non-celebrity mouthbreather babies in the world to go around uglying up the place? No, we do not! So thank heavens we can all count on Javier and Penelope to give birth to some sparkly gorgeous child that will one day grow up to be as beautiful as they are . More »

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant And Yo’ Kanye, I’m Really Happy For You An’ Imma Let You Finish But The Baby Of The Year Will Be A Royal

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant And Yo' Kanye, I'm Really Happy For You An' Imma Let You Finish But The Baby Of The Year Will Be A Royal

Even though you are a super famous celebrity couple you can’t upstage a royal baby. That baby is gonna be the best baby of all time. But I can’t help but think that due to all of the reports that Kim really wants to be BFF with Kate Middleton that we will get to hear all sorts of stories about how Kim will also have acute morning sickness and ooops, she may already be hinting at such via her website. More »

Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant – Too Bad The Media Won’t Lay Off Her Weight

Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant â Too Bad The Media Won't Lay Off Her Weight

Have you heard? Jessica Simpson is pregnant! Or so says In Touch Weekly magazine, which would never lie about such matters. Anyway, we’re happy for Simpson, who’s planning to marry baby-daddy Eric Johnson in November. She’s come a long way, from proud virgin to virgin-cocktail-drinker (that’s what an anonymous source told In Touch – Simpson has been craving non-alcoholic margaritas). Anyhow, I hope her pregnancy goes smoothly, though I’m already feeling badly about the fact that she’s about to get ripped apart by the media big-time for – gasp! – gaining weight. More »