Topic: pregnancy

Hey Preggos, If You Just Lost Your Job Your Babies Would Be Healthier

 Hey Preggos, If You Just Lost Your Job Your Babies Would Be Healthier

Good morning and please enjoy a nice cup of guilt along with your breakfast, especially if you are headed into work this morning. A new study conducted in Barcelona, Spain, reported by the Atlantic says that moms who work less have healthier babies, because they eat better, smoke less, sleep longer, and spend more time walking in the Mediterranean sun and stopping at farmers markets along the way. More »

10 Steps To Getting Knocked Up The Beyoncé Way, Courtesy Of Bill O’Reilly

10 Steps To Getting Knocked Up The Beyoncé Way, Courtesy Of Bill O'Reilly

My eyes have rolled right out of my head so it is very difficult to write this, so if you notice any typos or mistakes please forgive me. It’s just that I wrote this while listening to Beyoncé and I am currently pregnant right now or something, because that is what Bey does to women and young girls, she encourages us to spread our legs and have the nearest roaming P come right on in our V and give us a baby. At least according to Bill O’Reilly. More »

12 Stock Photos That Prove Pregnant Women Just Can’t Get Enough Milk

12 Stock Photos That Prove Pregnant Women Just Can't Get Enough Milk

Are you pregnant? If so, you should probably grab yourself a nice glass of milk like these pregnant women are doing. Pregnant bitches love milk. You spread your legs and let some guy stick his P in your V and it’s basically MILK TIME! Drink some milk! Or if you are sassy, call it MOO JUICE! All I know is you need to wrap your lips around a glass of this creamy goodness and chug it all down!
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Jenna Fischer Is Having Another Baby and We Couldn’t Be More Excited For Her

Jenna Fischer Is Having Another Baby and We Couldn't Be More Excited For Her

One of the aspects I love about Mommyish is when we have an awesome fancy celebrity reader who also seems like a lovely human, and I think Jenna Fischer totally fits that bit. She is beyond beautiful and talented and I have totally decided she is the nicest ever, just because she has tweeted some of our articles and been kind to me on twitter. Hence, I get to be a total authority on her, because, you know, she said hi to me a few times. More »