Topic: pregnancy weight gain

The Bigger The Baby The Better They Do In School, So Go Have A Milkshake

The Bigger The Baby The Better They Do In School, So Go Have A Milkshake

Hey, pregnant ladies. I know you’ve been trying to watch how much weight you’re gaining. You’ve been trying to take in all those extra calories through salads and quinoa, you’re trying to get some exercise in, and you’re treating your pregnant body like an enormous, uncomfortable temple. That’s very noble. But you can put down the carrot sticks and pick up the carrot cake because your kid will be smarter for it. Hallelujah! More »

Woman Who Gained No Weight In Pregnancy Thinks Women Who Do Are Disgusting Fatties

Woman Who Gained No Weight In Pregnancy Thinks Women Who Do Are Disgusting Fatties

I love it when women are happy about the way they look. There are way too many of us who are overly critical of ourselves, so hearing a woman who has pride in her appearance is nice. For a minute. Then she opens her mouth and you realize she is an awful, fat-shaming jerk. And you no longer care about her self-esteem. At least that’s the reaction I had when I read a few words from a post one woman wrote for the Daily Mail today. More »

Jennifer Garner Awesomely Calls Out Gender Double Standard In Losing Weight For A Movie Or A Baby

Jennifer Garner Awesomely Calls Out Gender Double Standard In Losing Weight For A Movie Or A Baby

Perhaps it was because she had recently given birth to her third child and they just expected “she had better lose that weight if she ever wants to act again” whereas the men were perceived to have a choice and they chose to face this “dramatic” weight loss challenge for a role. Expected for a woman. Dramatic for a man. Bullshit all around. More »

10 Things Totally Wrong With Your Post-Baby Body And How You Can Fix Them

10 Things Totally Wrong With Your Post-Baby Body And How You Can Fix Them

Did you recently just give birth or have a baby within the last ten or 20 years? If so, this article is for you! Because I am here to teach you all about everything that is wrong with your POST-BABY BODY and teach you how you can remedy these things in order so you can feel good about yourself again. Here are ten of the most offensive things I find about women’s post baby bodies and how you can fix them. More »

No, Wearing A Bikini While Pregnant Doesn’t Make You ‘Brave’ – No Matter What the Media Says

No, Wearing A Bikini While Pregnant Doesn't Make You 'Brave' - No Matter What the Media Says

Somebody get this woman a medal of honor or name a street after her. She dared to be photographed wearing a bikini. WHILE PREGNANT. How terribly, terribly brave. Are you readers doing okay? Or are you sobbing hysterically into a Kleenex because you can’t fathom the courage and bravery it took a very attractive actress who makes her living being attractive to be photographed while pregnant wearing a bikini? Will you be okay? More »

Someone Tell Khloe Kardashian We Don’t Dislike Kim For Her Baby Weight Gain, We Dislike Her For Being A Famous Do-Nothing

Someone Tell Khloe Kardashian We Don't Dislike Kim For Her Baby Weight Gain, We Dislike Her For Being A Famous Do-Nothing

Props to Khloe Kardashian for defending her big sister Kim against the throngs of pregnancy weight baby shamers out there, which maybe constitutes like ten people, all probably the same DudeBro who is pissy because Kim has a baby growing inside of her. The reason why people don’t really care about Kim Kardashian has nothing to do with the fact she has gained weight with her pregnancy, which is what normal pregnant women do, it’s because the majority of us haven’t figured out how exactly Kim, or any of the Kardashian klan for that matter, are making any of our lives better More »

Slim-Fast Has New Fat-Shamey Ads For You Wannabe MILFs Who Wanna Do The Reverse Cowgirl

Slim-Fast Has New Fat-Shamey Ads For You Wannabe MILFs Who Wanna Do The Reverse Cowgirl

Most women gain weight when pregnant. This is a normal occurrence considering you are growing a brand new person in your body and in order to grow this person your body requires extra nutrients. But when you are done growing this person you better put your fat ass on a diet because what you really want more than anything is for people to consider you a MILF or to be able to look like a Russian gymnast. More »