No One Is Obligated To Have A Second Baby
Kate Hunt – Honor Student And Star Athlete – Expelled And Facing Felony Charges Because Her Girlfriend Is Younger Than Her
Teen Helicopter Parenting Involves Bribing Kids Into Supervised After-Prom Parties With Promises Of Cars And iPads
Justin Bieber Booed At Billboard Music Awards Because Everyone Hates Air Travel And Pretentious Teenagers
LeAnn Rimes Loves Being A ‘Bonus-Mom’ Almost As Much As She Loves Rubbing It In Brandi Glanville’s Face
STFU Parents: On Crushing Children’s Spirits — And Their Parents’ Spirits, Too
I can name a gazillion reasons why celebrities like Simpson and Kardashian can be picked on, but their pregnant body weight, and their not pregnant body weights, are NOT the reasons. This level of misogynistic body shaming towards women who are pregnant has to stop. More
Most women gain weight when pregnant. This is a normal occurrence considering you are growing a brand new person in your body and in order to grow this person your body requires extra nutrients. But when you are done growing this person you better put your fat ass on a diet because what you really want more than anything is for people to consider you a MILF or to be able to look like a Russian gymnast. More
Kim Kardashian isn’t pregnant. There. I said it. Because these new photographs of her compared to previous photographs of her prove it. There is no way this lady can be pregnant unless she is wearing some super skinny girdle-including shaper skinny jeans that include a tummy-tightening material across the abdomen and she is also wearing Spanx. More
Instead of focusing on every single pound Kim gains or how her face looks or what maternity clothing she is wearing, I’m going to totally start media-stalking Kanye and the second I see him indulging in a burger or leaving the house with stubble on his face I’m going to blame it on this pregnancy. Kim K did not get pregnant all by herself so why should she have to be scrutinized all by herself too? Watch out Kanye, the second I see you buying a mocha frappe with whipped cream, it’s totally baby bump news. More
Barf barf barf barf. My boss Koalani says that I can’t just write “barf” a thousand times for my articles when they deal with a topic I find unpleasant, so this article will be my attempt at discussing Adele‘s POST BABY BODY that made its debut at The Golden Globes last night without just writing the word barf over and over again. Barf. More
You all need to stop panicking about Kim Kardashin and what her post-baby body will look like! Just stop it right now! I know so many of you have been losing sleep over this and pacing your floors, concerned that Kim won’t get into post-baby shape fast enough and that she might gain weight while pregnant with her Kimye spawn, but don’t you worry! More
Chris Pratt fails at being a Hollywood dad due to his non-pressuring of wife Anna Faris to lose her post-baby weight. More
The only people allowed to concern troll and offer medical advice and guidelines are doctors, and even then, they better have excellent reasons for doing so. More
I’m happy to be the non-celebrity spokesperson for women who actually loved being fat and glowing and pregnant. I will even show off my stretch marks if the press asks nicely. More
7 Really Surprising Wedding Traditions
Mom Arrested For Putting 3-Yr-Old Up For Adoption On Craigslist - That's Not The Worst Part
How This Man Saved His Marriage From Divorce
Even Healthy Couples Need Therapy
5 Ways You And Your Husband Can Keep Fascinating Each Other
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are pregnant with baby number two. Yay for them. Last week, I took this happy occasion as an opportunity to remind us all of the obnoxiously condescending things that the supermodel said about baby number one.
One quote about other pregnant women being “garbage disposals” sparked some serious debate about pregnant women and weight gain. But the truth is that insulting other women to make yourself look better is indefensible. More
When I was 12 weeks pregnant with my first, I reluctantly signed up for an eight-week prenatal class. Thanks to my Ob-Gyn – one of the best in the city – I already knew the basics: avoid alcohol, load up on fruits and veggies, get enough calcium. Coffee? Not a problem, she told me, so long as it’s in moderation. Alcohol? Steer clear. Folic acid? Consume religiously.
Being an information junkie, I also went online to research everything from epidurals to organic crib sheets. I bought the obvious books but was disheartened to read such old-school advice such as, “Get your husband to cook dinner one night if you’re feeling extra tired,” or, “Go ahead, pamper yourself with a pedicure – you deserve it!” (Perhaps I would appreciated the tips had it been oh, I don’t know, 1962?!)
On day one of prenatal class, I was looking forward to meeting the other moms-to-be – cool chicks with careers and aspirations and strong feelings about impending motherhood. Instead, I got a bunch of overly neurotic-types stressing about unpasteurized cheese and babymoons. More
