Topic: MILF

It’s Not That Our Milk Engorged Breasts Aren’t ‘Sexy’ – We Just Don’t Appreciate You Using Them For Your Creepy Dating Website

It's Not That Our Milk Engorged Breasts Aren't 'Sexy' - We Just Don't Appreciate You Using Them For Your Creepy Dating Website

I get that some men (and women)  find the idea of a lactating women sexy. There are thousands of porno movies devoted to just this topic, with titles like MILFs I’d Like To Milk and Dairy Farm Girls (See? there’s that farm thing again) but what’s so stupid and offensive about this billboard is that is takes the nonsexual act of feeding a baby and appropriates it to hooking up on a dating website. And it further sexualizes the nonsexual act of breastfeeding by blurring out the image of the breast being used to nurse the infant More »

Slim-Fast Has New Fat-Shamey Ads For You Wannabe MILFs Who Wanna Do The Reverse Cowgirl

Slim-Fast Has New Fat-Shamey Ads For You Wannabe MILFs Who Wanna Do The Reverse Cowgirl

Most women gain weight when pregnant. This is a normal occurrence considering you are growing a brand new person in your body and in order to grow this person your body requires extra nutrients. But when you are done growing this person you better put your fat ass on a diet because what you really want more than anything is for people to consider you a MILF or to be able to look like a Russian gymnast. More »

Jane Daly Makes Beauty Sound So Do-able And Fun That I May Start Getting Out Of My Mommy Rut

Jane Daly Makes Beauty Sound So Do-able And Fun That I May Start Getting Out Of My Mommy Rut

I love makeup and nail polish and all of that, but I am just as guilty as any busy mom as far as falling into a rut and on occasion not even bothering to “put on my face.” I don’t think women are required to wear makeup but I like to wear it. Jane Daly is one of the only beauty writers I truly trust because not only is she a mom (she has two daughters, Em – 24 and Biddy, who is 17), she is also great at telling it like it is. She has been doing yoga before it was cool, despises cardio, and she sat down with Mommyish to yammer all about beauty and MILFS and how woman can still care about how they look, even after having babies and discovering their kid is using their favorite eyeliner to color ponies with. More »

Victoria Beckham: 5 Things You Didn’t Know About The Famous Mom Of Four

Victoria Beckham: 5 Things You Didn't Know About The Famous Mom Of Four
She's open to having more kids
She's searching for that elusive work-life balance
She's aware she looks miserable, thankyouverymuch
She bought 'Fifty Shades of Grey' for her mom
She gets overwhelmed, just like the rest of us

Victoria Beckham guest edited Glamour‘s September issue and, I must say, she comes across as very cool with a great sense of humor (which, we’ve said time and time again, is essential to motherhood). The 38-year-old fashion designer dishes on everything from Fifty Shades of Grey to husband David Beckham to why she’d “never say never” to baby no. 5. Click through to find out more about this multifaceted mother of four. More »

Maybe ‘Sexy Moms’ Want To Look Good For – Gasp! – Themselves

Maybe 'Sexy Moms' Want To Look Good For – Gasp! – Themselves

Oh, TIME magazine. First you cause a whole big stink with your controversial breastfeeding cover – you know, the one where a total hottie is pictured nursing her almost-4-year-old-boy – then you publish a piece about the “tyranny” of the sexy mom. Puh-leeze. I get it, I get it – I work in publishing, too, and so I know that certain topics “sell” better than others. But still, I’m sick of the message that moms feel enormous pressure to look good soon after childbirth because (a) celebrities do, (b) men expect them to, or (c) they fear they’ll be judged by other women. Maybe, just maybe, these women want to bounce back into shape for themselves. Maybe they feel like crap being 30 lbs overweight, and maybe looking good means feeling good, which always translates into a happier, more confident person. More »

Lily Allen Pulls A Tori Spelling, Gets Pregnant With Baby No. 2 Months After Baby No. 1

Lily Allen Pulls A Tori Spelling, Gets Pregnant With Baby No. 2 Months After Baby No. 1

Mazels to Lily Allen, who’s reportedly expecting baby no. 2 with hubs Sam Cooper. I was actually shocked to hear the news since it feels like their daughter, Ethel Mary, was born yesterday. Which she kind of was. Little Ethel is just under eight months old and, according to reports, Allen is due in December. Meaning she got pregs when Ethel was just four months old. She’s pulling a total Tori Spelling! More »

Latest Celebrity Baby Names Prove There’s Still Such Thing As Originality

Latest Celebrity Baby Names Prove There's Still Such Thing As Originality

Actress-slash-model Molly Sims and hubs Scott Stuber have finally revealed the name of their baby boy one week after becoming first-time parents. Like most parents-to-be, the couple had a hard time narrowing it down; Stuber wanted to wait ’til they got to meet the little guy to decide, while Sims insisted on a shortlist (Asher, Quinn and Ford were up there on the list). In the end, they settled on… drum roll, please… More »

Top 5 Things To Do While Feeding Your Newborn

Top 5 Things To Do While Feeding Your Newborn
Pick at cradle cap flakes
Troll Facebook
Finally call your mother-in-law back
Watch 'A Baby Story' and 'Make Room For Multiples'
Join Pinterest

Charlize Theron watches TV while bottle-feeding baby boy Jackson – much to the chagrin of her mother. She tells US Weekly that’s she’s obsessed – foaming-at-the-mouth obsessed – with Games of Thrones. “That was my TiVo feed every two hours – watching Games of Thrones,” she explains. “And my mom was like, ‘Do you think it’s fine that you’re feeding your son while there [are] sword fights?’”

This got me thinking about those non-stop feedings in the first place – how that, along with changing diapers and getting your little one to sleep – is an endless loop that pretty much takes up the entire day (and night). Society likes to paint a picture of the perfect mom gazing lovingly into her newborn’s eyes as she nourishes him with love (and nutrients). But let’s get real: most moms I know – whether they’re nursing or bottle-feeding – pull a total Charlize and use the time to catch up on their favorite TV shows-slash-celebrity gossip. As they should!

With that in mind, here are the Top 5 things to do while feeding your newborn. More »

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