Topic: miley cyrus

Hannah Montana Is Dead, Parents – Get Over It And Stop Complaining That Miley Is Too ‘Sexy’ For Your Kids

Hannah Montana Is Dead, Parents - Get Over It And Stop Complaining That Miley Is Too 'Sexy' For Your Kids

Parents everywhere are in an uproar because they didn’t get the memo that Hannah Montana doesn’t exist anymore. They keep trying to shove Miley Cyrus down their kids’ throats. Just stop, parents. Miley is walking around half-naked licking everything in sight and I don’t see her changing this behavior anytime soon. Buy some Fresh Beat Band tickets and call it a day. More »

5 Miley Cyrus Halloween Costumes We Hopefully Won’t Be Seeing On Tweens

5 Miley Cyrus Halloween Costumes We Hopefully Won't Be Seeing On Tweens

Now that Halloween is upon us, it’s officially that time of year when costumes for girls, specifically tweens, are straight up frightening. All of a sudden words like “naughty” and “sassy” will sexualize everything from bananas to Alice in Wonderland and you’ll cry into your iPhone Googling alternatives for your 12-year-old. But given that a certain portion of parents — and the whole of the Internet — had a big old scandalized meltdown following 20-year-old Miley Cyrus‘s VMA performance this year, I imagine we’ll be seeing a wealth of costumes inspired by her vigorous performance. But dear god, please not on children. More »

Psychologist And Mom Plans To Tell Daughter How Much People Lost ‘Respect’ For Miley Cyrus

Psychologist And Mom Plans To Tell Daughter How Much People Lost 'Respect' For Miley Cyrus

If you have yet to hear your local parents engage in your fairly standard slut-shaming, hand-wringing “can you believe that Miley Cyrus at the VMAS?” go round, then relax. It’s early yet. Miley’s albeit lacking performance (and I don’t just mean clothes) will make the parenting rounds faster than a case of head lice. And soon, you’ll most likely have to listen to a lot of concerned parents frantically try and piece together what to tell the kids (if he or she even cares). That was certainly the case for one mother who went so far as to search for professional advice. And said professional handed over a big old bag of classic slut-shaming. More »

Poor Billy Ray Was All ‘Thanking God For Blessings’ About Miley Cyrus And Her VMA Grind-A-Thon

Poor Billy Ray Was All 'Thanking God For Blessings' About Miley Cyrus And Her VMA Grind-A-Thon

Lulz, celebrities they are just like us and when their kids grow up and start rubbing their bootys all over much older, married pop music crooners it tends to make them all sorts of sad. Last Night Miley took to the MTV Video Awards to shake what her daddy gave her, er, dance around with some pretty badass cool giant bears, wear a fleshy-toned PVC bikini, and some pretty cute crazyass hair. And stick her tongue out a lot. And rub her crotch. More »

Disney Works Teen Stars To Death, But Says Its Not Their Job To Raise Them

Disney Works Teen Stars To Death, But Says Its Not Their Job To Raise Them

Disney stars and their epic meltdowns have been a running joke for a while now. With all the pressure and temptation of teen stardom, Disney has a record of turning out talented kids who become Hollywood cliches of addiction and mental health issues. In all honesty, it’s pretty sad to think about the lives these young people must lead, full of insecurity and constant criticism. The world just loves to watch a Disney princess hit rock bottom.

So it’s interesting to hear about the “Disney curse” from the perspective of Disney Channel President, Gary Marsh. Or rather, it’s odd that he seems to take absolutely no responsibility for his company’s ability to make millions of dollars off of a minor and then kick them to the curb when they have a difficult time growing up under the spotlight. More »

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