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Megan Fox Is Here To Remind You That Babies Are The Worst

Megan Fox Is Here To Remind You That Babies Are The Worst

Megan Fox’s new little baby Noah with her husband Brian Austin Green was only born in September, but he just became the most unpopular infant in all the land. Let me explain. You know how Megan Fox is always showing off her body? Like in little tiny bikinis and plunging necklines and stuff? Well I do. I know she does that because any time I see a picture of her, I can’t help but notice that her body is so bangin’ that it makes me want to climb on a treadmill and never get off, at the exact same moment that it makes me want to give up entirely and sit on the couch with an entire pint of Ben and Jerry’s. Looking at pictures of her is a very confusing time for my body. More »