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New mother Megan Fox is becoming that mom, ladies. The accomplished woman with a booming career, all the right assets, and a fancy title who is considering shelving the entire thing to be a SAHM and move into her MIL’s basement. Well, not quite. But she’s certainly beginning to sound like she’s not so into the working mom thing. Fair! More
I know Time Magazine just named President Obama person of the year, but I personally think Megan Fox deserves the honors a lot more. Up until this year, we all viewed her as an actress who solely existed to add another layer of publicity to the Transformer movies. Also to make guys horny. I would be remiss in my job if I didn’t throw in the h-word. More
A harpoon-like pain right through your lady business will do that. More
Megan Fox’s new little baby Noah with her husband Brian Austin Green was only born in September, but he just became the most unpopular infant in all the land. Let me explain. You know how Megan Fox is always showing off her body? Like in little tiny bikinis and plunging necklines and stuff? Well I do. I know she does that because any time I see a picture of her, I can’t help but notice that her body is so bangin’ that it makes me want to climb on a treadmill and never get off, at the exact same moment that it makes me want to give up entirely and sit on the couch with an entire pint of Ben and Jerry’s. Looking at pictures of her is a very confusing time for my body. More
A film? What film? A post-baby body is in the room for everyone to scrutinize, guys! More
Ah, the luck of the stars. More
If you’ve achieved the level of conventional bangability that has defined Megan Fox‘s career, no one gives a flip what you’re carrying in your uterus. More
