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Attack Of The ‘Stepford Teenagers’ – Young Girls Are All Rockin’ Chanel Lipgloss And Brazilian Waxes

Attack Of The 'Stepford Teenagers' - Young Girls Are All Rockin' Chanel Lipgloss And Brazilian Waxes

Yes, girls who just recently got pubic hair are removing their pubic hair, all in the name of beauty. I don’t have a teenage daughter yet, but if mine came to me at age 16 and asked me to take her for a Brazilian I would be horrified. It’s bad enough these girls are all straightening their hair and getting makeovers at the Chanel counter, but waxing off their body hair is pretty appalling at such a young age. More »

Hell Yes: ‘Mean Girls’ To Return To The Big Screen In ‘Mean Moms’ Reincarnation

Hell Yes: 'Mean Girls' To Return To The Big Screen In 'Mean Moms' Reincarnation

For most of the mid-2000s, I could have recited entire dialogue from Mean Girls for you on demand. In particular, I could spout entire scenes and exchanges between Queen Bee Regina George and my favorite of favorite characters, the pink track suit wearing wannabe BFF “cool mom” played by Amy Poehler. But now we may get to relive the pure amazingness of the Mean Girls dynamics all over again — as Mean Moms. OH YES. Bring on the sanctimommies! More »

Halle Berry Testifies That Her 6-Year-Old Fears Death By Paparazzi When Pushing For Paparazzi Restrictions

Halle Berry Testifies That Her 6-Year-Old Fears Death By Paparazzi When Pushing For Paparazzi Restrictions

Pregnant Halle Berry has seemingly always been among celebrity parents who criticize our cultural celebrity obsession. Primarily because the tabloid-fueled frenzy makes for very harrowing experiences for their children. Perhaps that’s why when Halle Berry testified for an anti-paparazzi bill, she didn’t exactly hold back on how threatening the paparazzi presence is to her daughter Nahla. More »

People Mag Is Giving Awful Parents A Skeezy Way To Get Their Kids In The Tabloids

People Mag Is Giving Awful Parents A Skeezy Way To Get Their Kids In The Tabloids

If you want your children to be in People magazine, I suggest going the now seemingly old-fashioned route of pimping them out via “Toddlers & Tiara’s” or any other reality show. Goodness knows that there is a rainbow of options for parents of virtually any parenting stripe. But now the tabloid is giving awful parents an even cleaner shortcut into getting their kids into the rags. Kid celebrity lookalikes! More »

People Think Beyonce Is Pregnant Based On The Novel Tactic Of Assessing How Her Stomach Looks In Dresses

People Think Beyonce Is Pregnant Based On The Novel Tactic Of Assessing How Her Stomach Looks In Dresses

Oh to be a celebrity lady and have your entire childbearing years be constantly assessed and scrutinized for that possible baby bump. Is it here? Is it there? Is it under that big fancy print dress that you wore to the Met Gala that your BFF Gwyneth Paltrow will never ever be attending again? Inquiring and completely entitled misogynistic minds are dying to know, Beyonce! More »

Isabella Rossellini Talks Moms Who Eat Their Babies And Moms Whose Babies Eat Them In ‘Mammas’

Isabella Rossellini Talks Moms Who Eat Their Babies And Moms Whose Babies Eat Them In 'Mammas'

Last night at the 92Y Tribeca, Isabella Rossellini previewed one of her nine short films entitled “Mammas,” a contemplation of motherhood that pivots towards the animal kingdom. But by juxtaposing animal behavior with that of human mothers, Isabella meditates on many of the complex threads of motherhood. Specifically, the complex and loaded terrain of “maternal instinct.”
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