Topic: media

10 Reasons You And Your Kids Should Be Listening To 16-Year-Old Lorde

10 Reasons You And Your Kids Should Be Listening To 16-Year-Old Lorde

If you’re not listening to 16-year-old Lorde‘s new album “Pure Heroine,” then we can’t be friends. This New Zealand songstress, otherwise known as Ella Yelich-O’Connor, demonstrated that she was clearly more than a flash in the pan with her single “Royals,” which you’ve been hearing eerily out of the bedroom of teenagers for the better half of the summer. But now I’m one of them, and I can’t even so much as pour a cup of tea without one of her melodic songs in the background. More »

Anonymous Mom: I Let My 3-Month-Old Watch TV

Anonymous Mom: I Let My 3-Month-Old Watch TV

One night, however, he watched a whole episode of “Breaking Bad.” (I know, I know. That’s why I’m writing this anonymously, OK?) He normally would have been nursing at that time, but instead he was wide awake and not at all hungry. Meanwhile, I really needed to watch one of the final episodes of my favorite show, and we don’t have a DVR. I happened to have him side-saddle on my lap, where he could easily turn his head and see the set… which he did. He fixed on the images flashing across the screen — and then stayed there, staring calmly, for the full hour. I did cover his eyes during the gun fight, though, because I wanted to protect my candidacy for Mom of the Year. More »

Real Or Fake: Crazy Celebrity Mom Headlines

Real Or Fake: Crazy Celebrity Mom Headlines

Celebrity mom coverage usually comes with an assortment of signature backhanded vocabulary: “flaunting” and “parading,” i.e. a pregnant lady leaving the house, being “brave” for wearing a bikini. “Curves” and “post-baby body” to describe their figures — because that’s currently what eclipses all else. But celebrity mom headlines can often times be so off the wall batty that it can difficult to distinguish between the authentically offensive and Mad Libs. More »

You’ll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

You'll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to grab some groceries, but that arbitrary thumbs up has just gone way, way up. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended the Tusk Trust awards and, because the princess welcomed a baby a few months ago, this made for an ample royal post-baby body update. Because who gives a hoot about an award ceremony when there is a postpartum body to analyze? More »

Co-Sleeping Is A Trendy ‘New Parenting Fad’ That Could ‘Kill Your Baby!’ According To Dumb Article

Co-Sleeping Is A Trendy 'New Parenting Fad' That Could 'Kill Your Baby!' According To Dumb Article

SIDS is a horrible thing and my heart breaks for any parent who has lost a child this way. I know that sharing a bed with a baby can increase the chances of SIDS, even though some studies say that co-sleeping reduces the likelihood of a baby dying this way. What I don’t agree with is alarmist news articles like this one published today in the Daily Mail that pretty much states any parents who bring their babies into their bed will more than likely kill them. More »

Jennifer Garner Gets Teary-Eyed In Defending Anti-Paparazzi Bill Which Awesomely Passed

Jennifer Garner Gets Teary-Eyed In Defending Anti-Paparazzi Bill Which Awesomely Passed

Senate Bill 606, the California bill that Halle Berry has passionately advocated for, has unanimously passed. The legislation will include recording or photographing a child without parental/legal guardian permission as “harassment.” But while Halle has certainly put her daughter Nahla‘s story front and center when testifying, so has everyone’s favorite Normal mom Jennifer Garner. The mother who doesn’t want you to think of her as “just” a wife, nearly cried on the stand when describing her concerns for her kids. More »

Jennifer Aniston Thinks It’s ‘Sweet’ That You Would Like Her Uterus Filled With A Baby

Jennifer Aniston Thinks It's 'Sweet' That You Would Like Her Uterus Filled With A Baby

Jennifer Aniston is clearly a hyper privileged woman with a lot of moola to ease whatever might plague her. But I don’t know how she has managed to weather nearly a decade of press-sanctioned uterus inspection. The Reigning Queen of Pregnancy Rumors, a position that I’m about 73 percent sure that she did not apply for, still manages to keep a smile on her face as the public practically WILLS a baby into her body. In promoting her new film We’re The Millers, Aniston briefly addressed her barren reputation. And let me tell you, she was way nicer than I think I could ever be to a parade of journalists wanting me to give them the bi-monthly womb update. More »

Attack Of The ‘Stepford Teenagers’ – Young Girls Are All Rockin’ Chanel Lipgloss And Brazilian Waxes

Attack Of The 'Stepford Teenagers' - Young Girls Are All Rockin' Chanel Lipgloss And Brazilian Waxes

Yes, girls who just recently got pubic hair are removing their pubic hair, all in the name of beauty. I don’t have a teenage daughter yet, but if mine came to me at age 16 and asked me to take her for a Brazilian I would be horrified. It’s bad enough these girls are all straightening their hair and getting makeovers at the Chanel counter, but waxing off their body hair is pretty appalling at such a young age. More »