Topic: lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan ‘Officially Pregnant’ In Officially Late April Fool’s Joke & Internet Responds In Officially Awful Way

The entire world is all-too familiar with Lindsay’s problems, her arrests, her numerous fights in public with her parents, the fact she has just been ordered to 90 days of residential rehab, 18 months of psychological counseling and 30 days of community service – it’s sort of common knowledge that Lindsay is a bit of a mess. But does that mean that she should be subjected to this type of bile, and even worse, what if it were true and she was actually pregnant? More »

Lindsay Lohan Met Her Sort Of Boyfriend’s Parents And It Apparently Went Well (WTF)

Have mercy for the parents of Wanted singer Max George, the reported sort of boyfriend but maybe not of Lindsay Lohan. The two, who are at the bare minimum friends (which would be enough to give any parent a coronary), are rumored to have been dating ever since she reportedly assaulted a woman in November. (Just a sweet relationship detail). More »

Dina Lohan Accuses The Already Barf-Inducing Michael Lohan Of Raping Her

The infamous Dina Lohan has given the New York Daily News a retrospective walk through her troubled marriage with Michael Lohan, making a slew of very serious allegations including domestic abuse, drug addiction, and rape. To which the always seedy “I’m just going to record my daughter in distress and sell it to TMZ” father of the year gave an equally barf-y response. More »

Lindsay Lohan Was Arrested Again And Maybe We Have To Stop Blaming Her Parents

I get all this sympathy built up for the troubled starlet, and then she gets arrested in a bar in NYC for assaulting someone. More »

Apparently Charlie Sheen Is A Better Parent To Lindsay Lohan Than Dina Or Michael

So Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan became pals on the set of Scary Movie 5. In fact, they became so close that Sheen decided to help out the often-troubled starlet with her enormous, outstanding tax bill. More »

Ariel Winter’s Mother Is Doing A Fantastic Job Of Making Herself Look Horrible

Ariel Winterâ��s Mother Is Doing A Fantastic Job Of Making Herself Look Horrible

Either Ariel Winter’s mom is taking the Michael Lohan online course in “Making Yourself Look More Horrible Than Anyone Believed Possible” or she’s attempting to get the #1 spot on the eventual E! countdown of worst celebrity parents. That’s the only way to explain her bizarre behavior in the past week. More »

Lindsay Lohan Thinks We Can Stop Hurricane Devastation By Not ‘Projecting Negativity’

I’m sure once Hollywood gets things going on we will see a bunch of charity events to raise money for the millions of people affected by this storm, and I’m sure good ‘ol Lindsay Lohan will feign concern and caring then. More »

Michael Lohan Tried To Stage An Intervention For Lindsay Or Else Just Wanted Press

I’ve decided that Brett Easton Ellis should adopt Lindsay. Or more specifically, the fictional character of Patrick Batemen, should adopt Lindsay. More »

5 Scenarios That Truly Warrant A Nonviolent Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Fight

Dina Lohan had legitimite concerns about Lindsay's career choices

Dina effectively confronted Lindsay about her partying

Dina doesn't like the company Lindsay keeps

Dina finally came clean that she's the worst mom ever

In the morning hours when the motives for Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan‘s “blowout, violent fight” were still unclear, I was hoping that the altercation had less to do with loans and booze but with Lindsay perhaps having enough of her reality show of a life. I was hoping the young woman had looked her mother square in the face in that darkened limousine and told her that she was done being a cash cow. No more of this Toddlers & Tiaras bullshit. More »

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Into Bloody Fight With Dina And I Finally Feel Sorry For Her

For a long time, I refused to feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan because it seemed like she felt so sorry for herself, there was plenty of pity in the situation already. For some reason, last night’s antics switched on something in me. Now, the situation isn’t just annoying, it’s downright sad. More »

Proving Enabling Goes Both Ways With The Lohans, Lindsay Defends Mom Against Dr. Phil

Remember when Dina Lohan appeared on Dr. Phil, slurring her words and getting all upset about “You People” who just can’t be nice to this poor Hollywood family? Yea, it’s hard for us to forget such a trainwreck too.

Well apparently the other half of the dynamic Lohan duo was not happy at how the television “doctor” treated her mother More »

Watch Out For All The Flying Pigs! Dina Lohan Admits She Made A Mistake Letting Lindsay Lohan Be A Child Star

Wow. Color me shocked. (Then color me tan for personal reasons.) I never thought we’d live to see the day when Dina Lohan admitted that she contributed to Lindsay Lohan’s current career as a professional trainwreck. More »

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again Because She Didn’t Watch Anderson Live

I know celebrity moms like Courtney Love have offered to take Lindsay under their wing but I’m about 37 percent positive I’m a better mother than Courtney Love. More »

Lindsay Lohan To Become A Sister Again – And Man, Is She Ever Pissed

Lindsay Lohan To Become A Sister Again â��Â And Man, Is She Ever Pissed

Wait, I kind of feel badly for Lindsay Lohan. That’s because her crappy dad Michael Lohan and his on-again, off again girlfriend Kate Major, 28, are expecting their first child together, according to E! News. Michael, you’ll recall, was arrested and charged with battery last October after a domestic dispute with Major. (She claimed the dispute began when she refused to perform oral sex on him). It was one of many arrests for Michael and – shock of all shocks – he was arrested yet again just two day later when he began harassing Major despite his restraining order.

So, yeah, this guy’s a piece of work. And I don’t blame Lindsay one bit for being upset. More »

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