Topic: Kris Jenner

I Have So Much Sympathy For Kim Kardashian And Her ‘Watermelon Boobs’

I Have So Much Sympathy For Kim Kardashian And Her 'Watermelon Boobs'

This little anecdote pisses me off so much because pregnant women have a hard enough time without their own mother sticking their stupid boob-shamey noses in their pregnant daughter’s face. I have yet to watch the Kris Jenner show, I have rarely seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians and it’s not like I’m a Kim Kardashian fan. But the minute I hear about some women being a total bitchface to someone about their pregnant body it makes me want to throat punch them, even if they are the MOTHER of said pregnant woman. More »

Kris Jenner Swung By ‘The View’ To Talk North West’s Name Just In Time To Promote Her New Talk Show

Kris Jenner Swung By 'The View' To Talk North West's Name Just In Time To Promote Her New Talk Show

Kris Jenner couldn’t have timed her third grandbaby any better. Just when the momager is fielding press inquiries about the long-awaited North West, she has a talk show debuting July 15th. Hence why she rolled over to The View to discuss both promotional platforms: a grandchild to pimp out and a new product for consumption. All in a day’s work for mama Jenner. More »

Kendall Jenner Wants To Be A ‘Normal Kid’ Which Means She Needs To Be Emancipated From The Klassy Kardashians

Kendall Jenner Wants To Be A 'Normal Kid' Which Means She Needs To Be Emancipated From The Klassy Kardashians

It must be less than fun to be a Jenner/Kardashian kid in the year 2013. Aside from the few moments were you can mock your mother’s “fake smile,” we’re looking at a steady trajectory of post-baby bodies, reality shows, promotional mommy blogs, and sell sell sell. So it’s really no wonder that 17-year-old Kendall Jenner is kind of over it — at least for “five minutes” a day. More »

Khloe Kardashian Mocks Kris Jenner’s ‘Fake Smile’ As She Shills Products On The QVC Shopping Network

Khloe Kardashian Mocks Kris Jenner's 'Fake Smile' As She Shills Products On The QVC Shopping Network

Khloe Kardashian has always struck me as the slightly more aware of The Kardashian Klan. Ever since that tidbit leaked about Khloe allegedly walking by Kathie Lee Gifford at Kim Kardashian‘s wedding and whispering “I give it six months,” I’ve had the sneaking suspicion that Khloe is quite in tune with the Kardashian bottom line. Which is why this video of Khloe mocking mom Kris Jenner‘s QVC appearance is worth its weight in gold. More »

Kim Kardashian Had A Possible Miscarriage Scare, Was Possibly Ordered To Stop Working Out

Kim Kardashian Had A Possible Miscarriage Scare, Was Possibly Ordered To Stop Working Out

Call me crazy, but I feel like miscarriages aren’t exactly the time for jokes. And while Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy has garnered plenty of snark and sarcasm from every corner of the internet, including our’s, I don’t think a miscarriage scare is the right time for any of that. And according to one media outlet, Kim K and Kanye just had a hell of a scare. More »

Heaven Help Us, Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Actually Got Picked Up

Heaven Help Us, Kris Jenner's Talk Show Actually Got Picked Up

There have been rumors for months that Kris Jenner was going to be getting into the daytime talk show game. We’ve been patiently giving these rumors the side eye, hoping they slink away back to the pit of D-List Celebrity Gossip where they belong. Instead, it looks like our fears are becoming reality. ‘Kris‘ is getting a test run this summer on Fox stations around the country. More »