All first time mothers make mistakes. I can remember going to get my acrylics ‘did and choosing super long pointy ones, in a French — of course, come on, this was like 16 years ago – and deciding in some weird new mom fog that I also needed to get E-V-E spelled out in tacky crystals on three of my nails, and then going home to a mewling newborn and making another manicure appointment for the next day to get that shit taken off. But Kim K has taken this to a level far above my $13 cheapass manicure, by sporting a lovely hideous new pile of stones on her paw. You can’t change diapers in this thing! But Kim had to look purty for her appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show with sister Kourtney, because Kim needed to accuse Kourtney of being a child-pimping fame whore state that the Kimye spawn would not be appearing on television. More »