Topic: Kim Kardashian

North West Isn’t A ‘Budding Fashionista’ – She Is A 10-Month-Old Baby

North West Isn't A 'Budding Fashionista' - She Is A 10-Month-Old Baby

I feel so bad for teensy, tiny, younger-than-the-bottle-of-soy-sauce-in-my-refrigerator North West, daughter of super-couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Not only because she will grow up in the spotlight of amazingly spotlight-seeking parents, but also because it seems the media is hell-bent on branding this child before she has even started walking. Not only do media outlets speculate on things like whether or not this INFANT wore makeup for her recent Vogue cover shoot, but an adjective used to describe this baby in hundreds of headlines is fashionista. Or budding fashionista.

For a baby less than a year old. More »

Amazingly Brave Kim Kardashian Reveals Her Post-Baby Body And All Is Right With The World

Amazingly Brave Kim Kardashian Reveals Her Post-Baby Body And All Is Right With The World

I don’t know how women who have babies and who haven’t lost over 50 pounds can be mothers. I don’t get it. Without this weight loss she would be basically worthless as a mother and a human. Everyone knows that moms who gain 50 pounds during their pregnancy and don’t lose it are basically incapable of caring for their newborns, chaining a diaper, feeding them, even singing them a lullaby. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Very Proud Of Her Post-Baby Vagina But We Didn’t Need This Factoid

Kim Kardashian Is Very Proud Of Her Post-Baby Vagina But We Didn't Need This Factoid

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It takes time to heal after giving birth. Kim Kardashian‘s post-baby vagina isn’t more attractive, or glamorous, or camera-ready than any other woman’s. Don’t women who have just had a baby get enough scrutiny over whether or not they have lost the baby weight or can fit into their skinny jeans without having to add the sacred vagina cow into the mix? And the fact that Kim gave birth to a daughter, who may one day grow up and have her own baby, makes me realize how utterly lame her mom making statements like this is. She just ushered in a brave new world of vagina contemplation her own daughter can look forward to experiencing when and if she decides to have her own baby. More »

Helicopter Dad Kanye West Buys Gazillion Dollar SUVs To Protect North West

Helicopter Dad Kanye West Buys Gazillion Dollar SUVs To Protect North West

I know you all have been super concerned about how baby North West will be shuttled from playdate to playdate but worry no more, because it has been revealed from out good friends at the Daily Mail that Yeezus has purchased two Prombron Iron Diamonds by Dartz Motorz. Show of hands here who knew what a Prombom Iron Diamond was? I have never heard of this before. Like, if you said to me “Yo, Eve, I just got a prombom iron diamond” I would have assumed that you either bought a piece of jewelry or a really fancy exercise machine that I have zero interest in. More »

I Have So Much Sympathy For Kim Kardashian And Her ‘Watermelon Boobs’

I Have So Much Sympathy For Kim Kardashian And Her 'Watermelon Boobs'

This little anecdote pisses me off so much because pregnant women have a hard enough time without their own mother sticking their stupid boob-shamey noses in their pregnant daughter’s face. I have yet to watch the Kris Jenner show, I have rarely seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians and it’s not like I’m a Kim Kardashian fan. But the minute I hear about some women being a total bitchface to someone about their pregnant body it makes me want to throat punch them, even if they are the MOTHER of said pregnant woman. More »

Super Angry Kim Kardashian Fans Get Punk’d By Fakeout Baby Snaps, Release Their Fury On Facebook

 Super Angry Kim Kardashian Fans Get Punk'd By Fakeout Baby Snaps, Release Their Fury On Facebook

That Kim! Such a jokester! But her legions of fans are getting restless and furious that they have yet to see any photos or appearances from the spawn of Kim and Kanye (Who, because I love talking about post-baby daddy bodies, is looking like a total lardass these days) and they have taken to her Facebook to get real complain-y about it (I know complain-y is not a real word.) More »

Kim Kardashian Made Her Post-Baby Debut In Her Nanny’s Car

Kim Kardashian Made Her Post-Baby Debut In Her Nanny's Car

Kim Kardashian hasn’t slapped North West on a tabloid cover just yet as Kris Jenner tries to punk her audience with a stunt baby. Nor has Kim hitched a product endorsement to the bumper of her “post-baby body” narrative and tried to shill us all Weight Watchers or some such nonsense. Nope, looks like Kim Kardashian made her post-baby body reveal like many ladies do — in their vehicles. More »