I feel so bad for teensy, tiny, younger-than-the-bottle-of-soy-sauce-in-my-refrigerator North West, daughter of super-couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Not only because she will grow up in the spotlight of amazingly spotlight-seeking parents, but also because it seems the media is hell-bent on branding this child before she has even started walking. Not only do media outlets speculate on things like whether or not this INFANT wore makeup for her recent Vogue cover shoot, but an adjective used to describe this baby in hundreds of headlines is fashionista. Or budding fashionista.
For a baby less than a year old. More
Bottom line – she did not wax Nori’s brows. No way. But there’s still a debate – so we want to see how you weigh in. More
I don’t know how women who have babies and who haven’t lost over 50 pounds can be mothers. I don’t get it. Without this weight loss she would be basically worthless as a mother and a human. Everyone knows that moms who gain 50 pounds during their pregnancy and don’t lose it are basically incapable of caring for their newborns, chaining a diaper, feeding them, even singing them a lullaby. More
Kim Kardashian Gets Mommyshamed On Twitter And Fights Back Admirably More
It takes time to heal after giving birth. Kim Kardashian‘s post-baby vagina isn’t more attractive, or glamorous, or camera-ready than any other woman’s. Don’t women who have just had a baby get enough scrutiny over whether or not they have lost the baby weight or can fit into their skinny jeans without having to add the sacred vagina cow into the mix? And the fact that Kim gave birth to a daughter, who may one day grow up and have her own baby, makes me realize how utterly lame her mom making statements like this is. She just ushered in a brave new world of vagina contemplation her own daughter can look forward to experiencing when and if she decides to have her own baby. More
On Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim and Kourtney felt that the Kardashian klan were pretty rude to Kim after she has stated that she was contemplating eating her own placenta, so they got back at them by preparing a piece of brisket and claiming it was placenta. More
I know you all have been super concerned about how baby North West will be shuttled from playdate to playdate but worry no more, because it has been revealed from out good friends at the Daily Mail that Yeezus has purchased two Prombron Iron Diamonds by Dartz Motorz. Show of hands here who knew what a Prombom Iron Diamond was? I have never heard of this before. Like, if you said to me “Yo, Eve, I just got a prombom iron diamond” I would have assumed that you either bought a piece of jewelry or a really fancy exercise machine that I have zero interest in. More
This little anecdote pisses me off so much because pregnant women have a hard enough time without their own mother sticking their stupid boob-shamey noses in their pregnant daughter’s face. I have yet to watch the Kris Jenner show, I have rarely seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians and it’s not like I’m a Kim Kardashian fan. But the minute I hear about some women being a total bitchface to someone about their pregnant body it makes me want to throat punch them, even if they are the MOTHER of said pregnant woman. More
That Kim! Such a jokester! But her legions of fans are getting restless and furious that they have yet to see any photos or appearances from the spawn of Kim and Kanye (Who, because I love talking about post-baby daddy bodies, is looking like a total lardass these days) and they have taken to her Facebook to get real complain-y about it (I know complain-y is not a real word.) More
Despite Kris Jenner‘s press flirtations and batting eyelashes about her newborn granddaughter North West perhaps maybe kind of sort of, but oh wait, not really, making an appearance on her talk show “Kris,” fear not. The momager and family matriarch has found a much more compelling eyeball attraction than a newborn. More
Kim Kardashian hasn’t slapped North West on a tabloid cover just yet as Kris Jenner tries to punk her audience with a stunt baby. Nor has Kim hitched a product endorsement to the bumper of her “post-baby body” narrative and tried to shill us all Weight Watchers or some such nonsense. Nope, looks like Kim Kardashian made her post-baby body reveal like many ladies do — in their vehicles. More
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are legit getting into the mommy daddy thing, you guys. No reported debut for baby North West on Kris Jenner‘s new talk show and now, the couple has also turned down a multi-million photo shoot. You’d think Kimye were actually trying to raise a normal kid or something, More
Immersed in new motherhood, Kim Kardashian is considering the quandaries of all new mothers as they hold a newborn to their bosom. Should I debut this moneymaker on my mother’s new talk show? Or perhaps settle for a two million dollar magazine photo shoot? Decisions, decisions!
Khloe Kardashian posted the first post-baby picture of sister Kim Kardashian to her Facebook page on Friday, with the caption “I love my lil baby so much.” Don’t get too excited, though. She’s talking about her “dog baby” not her real niece. Can this be called “mommy jacking,” too? More