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Gather round amateur child psychologists and join me as I try to decipher the meaning of Suri Cruise dressing like Princess Ariel on a recent trip to Disney World with her father Tom Cruise. Twitter hot shot @AlexFeoli snapped this photo of the two walking around Disney World. All casual like. As if they aren’t 2/3 of the world’s most broken family right now. More
Hi Suri Cruise (Holmes? I don’t know what your legal last name is now.Maybe it’s not either. Maybe it’s something exciting like Jackson. Just kidding, no matter how much you hate your parents, do not marry a Jackson. Their family makes yours look like the Waltons. The satisfaction you’ll get from revenge marriage will only last so long.) More
Another well-played move by Team Katie. More
Statistics say that one in every thirty Crushable readers has Tom Cruise’s cell phone number. So if you’re one of the people with direct access to him, please read this important Tom Cruise parenting article and then call him to discuss it. He’s always open to conversations on child rearing as well as conversations on discrete high-heeled shoes for men. I read that on the front page of The Wall Street Journal last week. I think. Or in a diary entry I wrote to Katie Holmes. Who can keep track anymore? More
In further speculation that Katie Holmes divorced Tom Cruise in an effort to save Suri Cruise from the gaping jaws of Scientology, the single mommy is shopping new faiths. Or rather, old ones. The Ohio-born actress is reportedly returning to her family’s Catholic faith on the heels of the fastest divorce settlement ever. More
Just when you think the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce couldn’t get any weirder, they throw another curveball at us. It’s like a fun house of news stories where every room holds new delightful information designed to blow our minds.
Don’t look into the room of mirrors on the left, Bella Cruise sits in there all day chanting spells to rid her mother of evil and witchcraft while Chris Klein runs paternity test after paternity test. More
When Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise reached a settlement in their divorce less than two weeks after filing, the Internet practically swelled with speculation as to who got what. Katie Holmes’ lawyer simultaneously announced that the terms of the settlement were “private” mere moments before reports surfaced that Katie had secured full custody of Suri Cruise. But just in case you didn’t hear him loud enough the first time, Katie’s lawyer has released another statement clarifying just how false everything you read on the Internet is. More
Katie Holmes has reached a settlement agreement with Tom Cruise less than two weeks after filing for divorce. But with the ink still drying on her settlement, Katie doesn’t appear to be blocking out any time to grieve the end of her marriage. In classic Hollywood fashion, the mother has a bunch of professional gigs lined up to coincide with her very public split.
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Just last week, gossip sites were reporting that Katie Holmes was filing her divorce and custody reports in open court, thereby releasing all the private information in her and Tom Cruise‘s family court case to the public. Media outlets everywhere were salivating at the idea of all that dirt on Cruise & Company being made public. However, it looks like the ex power couple has different plans.
Holmes and Cruise just announced that they’ve reached a divorce settlement, a short week and a half after the initial papers were filed. More
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Is it just me or is this Katie Holmes divorce narrative beginning to suggest that Tom Cruise was a super controlling spouse? In what reads much like the plot line to Jennifer Lopez’s film about domestic abuse, Enough, Katie Holmes had reportedly began planning this divorce for awhile with everything from alternative apartments to secret cell phone numbers to putting on a “doting wife” face for Tom. And with terms like “meticulous planning” and “escape plan” all over the tabloids, my mind can’t help but envision an emotionally abused Katie covertly plotting her getaway over her iPhone with baby Suri Cruise asleep in the next room. More
By now, we’re all aware that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce. We all know because the media has been joyfully covering this event since the minute it got announced on Friday afternoon.
Apparently, we’ve all forgotten that there is a young child involved who is coping with her parent’s separation. Maybe we could be adults and show a little respect. More
There’s nothing normal about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ relationship. From the courtship via casting to the high-profile divorce complete with Scientology stalkers, it all sounds like something that a sci-fi writer made-up on a deadline. But just in case, you’re looking to add a few more scintillating rumors to the mix, try this one on for size.
For years, people have suggested that Katie’s ex Chris Klein is Suri Cruise’s biological father. Not only because she got pregnant so quickly after “breaking up” with Chris Klein, but also because the “Tom Cruise only has sex with men” rumors have also been running rampant for years. More
Well, it didn’t take long for this narrative of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ divorce to emerge.
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Today, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced that they’re getting a divorce, but will this stop the press from scrutinizing Suri? Probably not. More
