I hope that the outrage over the OK magazine and Daily Mail headlines causes a shift in the way we treat new mothers, even celebrity ones. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again and I will say it until my voice is broken: All that matters is that the new mom is happy and healthy and healing well. It doesn’t matter what she looks like, what her weight is, or whether or not she is in the same size she was before giving birth. More
Topic: Kate Middleton
All eyes were notably on Kate Middleton and Prince William as they sauntered down the hospital steps with their newborn George Alexander Louis. So it’s rather predictable that among myself, Eve Vawter, and the rest of the world, there was also the Mommy Police — also known as the rabid Internet mommies who are checking your baby’s car seat in your Facebook photos. Will and Kate. They’re just like us!
It’s disgusting enough that women who are not pregnant and who didn’t just have a baby get scrutinized for how they look and how their bodies look on a second-by-second basis. Having these conversations about a woman who just went through labor less than two days ago ( I HAVE MILK IN MY REFRIGERATOR OLDER THAN THE FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND) is something we all need to refuse to participate in. I’m utterly sick of this entire conversation. More
Kate Middleton, Prince William, and their freshly born future King of England have finally left the hospital where the couple indulged in some postpartum pizza cravings. But although the royal couple have yet to decide or announce a name for the original P.O.C, one lady is keeping her mouth shut on baby name suggestions. And that fabulous person is Kate’s mom Carole.
I hope this is the last we see of the Cambridges and their baby for a while. This new family deserves their privacy and to get used to their new roles as parents, and to prepare their baby for the fact that he will one day be the King Of England. If I see any post-baby body weight shaming posts about Kate , I’ll punch someone in the throat. More
I have no information on whether our very favorite guard was involved in this pizza fetching or not. Nor do I know what sort of pizzas were ordered, but because they are in London I bet they are really good pizzas. I suppose there is a chance that these pizzas weren’t even delivered to the royal parents, and like maybe Pippa wanted pizza or something, but because it fits into the narrative I want to believe I shall go with what the Daily Mail claims. I love thinking of these adorable new parents cooing over the little princeling and noshing on pizza, just like they are all domestic and common like the rest of us. More
We’re all hoping that laboring Kate Middleton is faring okay over there in the princess birthing suite with satellite TV and wifi. But while we may not be getting minute to minute cervical updates (to which, Eve Vawter says WHY NOT?!), we do know that Kate Middleton had the perinatal sense to have both her mother and sister kindly wait outside the birthing fortress. More
If you have yet to join the Mommyish Viewing Party that is the livestreaming outside St Mary’s Hospital, then you’re missing out some Mommyish community fun. While Kate Middleton is inside presumably birthing, our royal baby addled attentions are fixed on the trio of gentlemen protecting the Lindo Wing. Especially the guard in the foreground. Here are 10 thoughts I think our Guard McGuard is currently having as we await this momentous birth.
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rumble sit around waiting with me for the next eight or so hours waiting for updates about whether or not this ROYAL BABY is done being born yet? More
Pregnant Kate Middleton, who needs to hurry up and deliver according to Queen Elizabeth, my associate editor Eve Vawter, and just about the entire Mommyish community, is trying to give us the slip! Mind your Kate Middleton Baby apps accordingly because despite all the hoopla that has been happening in London for days, K Middy may be planning to deliver in her hometown. SNEAKY DUCHESS. More
Real talk time. I feel bad for Kate Middleton right now. I mean, yeah, she is super rich and a legit duchess. She probably sleeps on 1000 thread count sheets and has a handmaiden that feeds her grapes and what not, but she is nine months pregnant at the moment (in the middle of summer no less). It’s currently almost 90 degrees in London right now, and it it believed that she is well past her due date. Even if you live in a gilded cage, summer pregnancies SUCK. That being said, you would think those closest to her would give her a break from the whole duty-bound princess routine, but I guess Queen Elizabeth didn’t get the memo. More
You know we’re all getting royal baby anxious when even Kate Middleton‘s mother-in-law Camilla is throwing out birthing deadlines. But with about zero time left before K Middy’s baby arrives, Buckingham Palace has this royal birthing plan down to every last helicopter detail — no doubt running test drills with faux Twitter labor rumors. How else can you explain this chain of command once Kate realizes that birthing is underway? More
Eve Vawter and I can’t be the only ones who keep compulsively checking our Google alerts for royal baby birthing. That due date has allegedly come and gone which leaves those of us with royal baby fever keeping an eye on those standby helicopters. We’re all waiting with you, Kate Middleton. But Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, and stepmother-in-law to K Middy has just given the soon-to-be mommy a second due date.