Topic: Kate Middleton

K Middy’s Uncle Uses Prince George To Publicly Air His Certainty That Pippa Will Marry

K Middy's Uncle Uses Prince George To Publicly Air His Certainty That Pippa Will Marry

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that once your sibling marries and procreates, eyes will firmly be on you to follow suit, especially for the ladies. For some of the older generation, who have yet to understand how problematic the assumption that everyone will get married and everyone will have kids is, holidays and impromptu visits are often the Grand Uterus Inquisition. Like Kate Middleton‘s uncle, Gary Goldsmith, who used a press moment about Prince George to talk about his own expectations of marriage for his currently unwed, non-engaged niece, Pippa Middleton. Royalty! They’re just like us!
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Kate Middleton Debuts Her ‘Stunningly Slim Post-Baby Body’ In Her Local Grocery Store Parking Lot

Kate Middleton Debuts Her 'Stunningly Slim Post-Baby Body' In Her Local Grocery Store Parking Lot

Kate Middleton may be able to officially cite “princess” as her occupation but she’s doing her own post-baby grocery shopping in her hometown of Anglesey, Wales. Given that she has recently birthed a child and has left her house, obviously a BIG round of post-baby body inspection is in order. But according to the tabloid’s arbitrary assessment of what constitutes an acceptable post-baby body, K Middy has passed with flying princess colors. More »

Kate And William Ask His Former Nanny To Care For Prince George And Now I Want To Cry

Kate And William Ask His Former Nanny To Care For Prince George And Now I Want To Cry

Don’t ask me to explain all of the royal baby fever – because I can’t. I can’t logically explain why as a child I loved watching Princess Diana get married, I can’t explain why I wept for days when she died and I can’t explain why I hold a special place in my heart for her kids. I just do, okay? Something about William choosing the nanny that Diana chose for him touches my heart. More »

The Professional Kate Middleton Lookalike Has A Fancy Prince George Doll But She’s Not Using It On Gigs

The Professional Kate Middleton Lookalike Has A Fancy Prince George Doll But She's Not Using It On Gigs

Last we heard from Heidi Agan, the professional Kate Middleton lookalike and mother of two, she was testing out her prosthetic baby bumps to keep up with the duchess’s pregnancy. But now that Royal Bump Watch is over and Prince George is among us, naturally Heidi has procured a doll as well. But she’s not so keen on taking it with her to the metaphoric office. More »

I Love How Kate Middleton Totally Used The Occupation ‘Princess’ When Registering The Prince’s Birth

I Love How Kate Middleton Totally Used The Occupation 'Princess' When Registering The Prince's Birth

One of the gripes I sometimes hear from some Mommyish readers upon properly investigating Kate Middleton‘s chic pregnancy shawls or her many maternity looks is that she is not a “princess.” That she is a “duchess.” While I’m fully aware of K Middy’s title, as well as her son’s title, as well as her husband’s title, she is nevertheless a princess of princessy parameters. And given how Kate handled some recent paperwork regarding Prince George’s birth, she apparently agrees with me.
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STFU Parents: 5 Types Of Royal Baby Facebook Updates

STFU Parents: 5 Types Of Royal Baby Facebook Updates

This week, Royal Baby Madness took center stage — at least, in my STFU, Parents inbox it did — as millions of people anticipated the birth of William and Kate’s baby, finally. After what felt like two years of waiting, the world was given its Simba. Some people were so consumed with the Royal Baby, they even found time to criticize the new parents on their car seat usage, proving once again that parenthood today comes chock full o’ judgment whether you’re a plebeian or official royalty. Ah, modernity! Social media gives us all the ability to comment on everything, and the discussion surrounding the Royal Baby’s highly publicized birth was no exception. More »

You Can’t Buy The Blanket That Princeling George Made His Debut In Anymore

You Can't Buy The Blanket That Princeling George Made His Debut In Anymore

You mommies and daddies move fast. Little Princeling George wasn’t even named when we met him two days ago. But while some people were fixated on P.O.C’s car seat, others were scouring the Internetsphere for the exact blanket he was nestled in. The former seem to have bought up every single one of those blankets, which means NONE left for Eve and I. You guys suck. More »

Kate Middleton May Change The Way The Media Scrutinizes Women’s Post-Baby Bodies

Kate Middleton May Change The Way The Media Scrutinizes Women's Post-Baby Bodies

I hope that the outrage over the OK magazine and Daily Mail headlines causes a shift in the way we treat new mothers, even celebrity ones. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again and I will say it until my voice is broken: All that matters is that the new mom is happy and healthy and healing well. It doesn’t matter what she looks like, what her weight is, or whether or not she is in the same size she was before giving birth. More »

Gaggle Of BabyCenter Sanctimommies Want You To Know That Kate And Will Used Their Baby’s Car Seat Incorrectly

Gaggle Of BabyCenter Sanctimommies Want You To Know That Kate And Will Used Their Baby's Car Seat Incorrectly

All eyes were notably on Kate Middleton and Prince William as they sauntered down the hospital steps with their newborn George Alexander Louis. So it’s rather predictable that among myself, Eve Vawter, and the rest of the world, there was also the Mommy Police — also known as the rabid Internet mommies who are checking your baby’s car seat in your Facebook photos. Will and Kate. They’re just like us!
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Kate Middleton ‘Proud Of Her Mummy Tummy’ Is Sneaky Post-Pregnant Body Shaming Snark

Kate Middleton 'Proud Of Her Mummy Tummy' Is Sneaky Post-Pregnant Body Shaming Snark

It’s disgusting enough that women who are not pregnant and who didn’t just have a baby get scrutinized for how they look and how their bodies look on a second-by-second basis. Having these conversations about a woman who just went through labor less than two days ago ( I HAVE MILK IN MY REFRIGERATOR OLDER THAN THE FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND) is something we all need to refuse to participate in. I’m utterly sick of this entire conversation. More »