Topic: Kate Middleton

Kate Middleton Wasted $450 On A Moses Basket For The Heir, Or Else Her Dirty Socks

We are officially on Royal Birth Watch due to the fact that Kate Middleton only has about three months to go before the little princeling (or princess, but I am thinking this heir shall be a boy-child, and I think we need a Mommyish betting pool on this) is set to arrive and Kate has started nesting! I love the term nesting! I am not pregnant but I am also nesting, and by nesting I mean I keep buying really pretty tea towels and reading mashed potato recipes! Kate is nesting my going with her mum (Yes, I said “mum” because if I cannot afford affectations whilst writing about royalty, when can I?) baby shopping and she stopped by a chichi baby store in South Kensington called Blue Almonds where she purchased a moses basket for £295. More »

Kate Middleton Bought A Blue Bugaboo, So Obviously They’re Having A Boy

I love speculating about the sex of babies! I do! I love it even more when parents just come out and tell you what the sex is, but that’s a whole other conversation. I’m glad everyone’s favorite royal couple isn’t ruining months of tabloid speculation by revealing the sex of their baby. But Kate Middleton has confessed to buying a blue Bugaboo so she’s definitely having a boy, right? More »

Kate Middleton Wears A Pretty Pregnant Polka-Dotty Dress That Sells Out In Mere Princess Minutes

Pregnant Kate Middleton‘s maternity style! Everybody freak out! If she’s not wearing super chic pregnancy shawls, than she’s wearing totally classic polka-dotted dresses from Top Shop — that everybody else is buying! More »

STFU TMZ For Your ‘Not All Famous Preggo Chicks Have to Be HUGE’ Fat-Shamey Opinion

I can name a gazillion reasons why celebrities like Simpson and Kardashian can be picked on, but their pregnant body weight, and their not pregnant body weights, are NOT the reasons. This level of misogynistic body shaming towards women who are pregnant has to stop. More »

Kate Middleton’s Baby Bump Is Finally Here For Everyone To Scrutinize

After some very audible concern-trolling about pregnant Kate Middleton not producing a baby bump for everyone to salivate over, the Duchess is finally bumping it. I know everyone is heaving a sigh of relief because, as a lady in the public eye, her body is totally their business. More »

4-Year-Old Princess-Clad Toddler Does Not Want A Kiss From Prince William, Thank You Very Much

It used to be in my day that young girls were absolutely giddy over Prince William and Prince Harry. Used to be I couldn’t attend so much as an elementary school sleepover without one of my pig-tailed companions busting out a Teen Beat and having a ritualistic “isn’t he so cute?” pass around. Nod, nod, pass the pink nail polish please.

But it looks like those days are gone for Prince William, as he’s now gone from raging heartthrob to that weird old guy your parents are making you hug for photographs, at least according to 4-year-old Shona Ritchie.
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Kate Middleton Is Going The Way Of The Mommy Brand And Trademarking Her Fancy Princess Title

For some reason, I thought Kate Middleton would be above the whole mommy branding route. The Duchess is built in tabloid fodder — that’s for sure — and granted tabloid regulars often make for prime “life style brands.” Even so, call me your standard salivating American anglophile, but I wouldn’t exactly group Kate Middleton into the same league with Professional Baby Bump Exploiter Jessica Simpson. But perhaps I should reframe my thinking on the mommy branding tier because Kate Middleton is essentially looking to do the same thing — but for a good cause. More »

Kate Middleton Impersonator Truly Commits To Her Career With Personal Prosthetic Baby Bump Collection

Amid speculation that certain ladies in the public eye have prosthetic baby bump accessories happening, at least one of them is going on record with a definite confirmation. A professional Kate Middleton impersonator by the name of Heidi Agan. More »

Should Pregnant Kate Middleton Stop Wearing High Heels? Do You Think This Is Any Of Your Business?

Remember when an adorable Kate Middleton told a guardsman on St. Patrick’s Day that she kinda, sorta wants a little boy, instead of a fairytale princess? Well you guys probably didn’t notice because you were busy living your lives, but the Duchess and royal fetus carrier was wearing high heels while she was out celebrating green beer day. Cue the concern-trolling! More »

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Kate Middleton Wants To Have A Boy, But Prince William Is Holding Out For A Little Princess

Remember that supposed slip with Kate Middleton was said to accidentally reveal the sex of the future royal heir? I think it’s been officially debunked. Either that or Kate and Wills are getting sneaky with the press. More »

Kate Middleton Took Her Pregnancy To The Race Track

In more non-stop updates on pregnant Kate Middleton‘s every dog walk, purchase, pregnancy craving, and iota of being — soon-to-be mommy likes them horses! Or at least someone over at Buckingham Palace had “horse race attendance while pregnant” written into that Princess contract. More »

In The Grand Tradition Of Fetus Naming, Kate Middleton Has Nicknamed Her Unborn A Fruit

You mommies and daddies who are keen to the fetus as fruit game know the timeline. First, it’s a poppy seed. A little later, an olive. Next, we’re looking at lemons, grapefruit, and cantaloupe. But in naming her unborn, Kate Middleton and Prince William have apparently gone for something a little more in the raspberry, blueberry family. More »

Duchess Kate Middleton Is Having A Daughter! Or Talking About Her Dog! Or Another ‘D’ Word!

If the Duchess was indeed referring to a daughter than the child will be a princess and referred to as “Her Royal Highness” and awwww, part of me adores the idea of a baby princess and part of me rolls my eyes and wonders if it is okay to eat the pizza leftovers that have been sitting on my counter all night for breakfast. Like the royals do. More »

People Are Getting Pissy That Kate Middleton’s Baby Bump Isn’t Exploding Out Of Her Coat

From the moment Kate Middleton had her big fancy Princess wedding in April 2011, the hunt has been on for that royal baby bump. So much so that when the Duchess was not pregnant mere months after her wedding, tabloids started spinning that old infertility narrative. But now that Kate Middleton is officially expecting, some are still wondering where their big Kate Middleton baby bump is. As if they’re entitled to it.
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