Topic: Kate Middleton

Prince George Looks Tired As He Reveals His Post-Birth Body In New Zealand

Prince George Looks Tired As He Reveals His Post-Birth Body In New Zealand

I know we must make some concessions due to the fact that he had just landed after a 30 hour flight, but I cannot be the only one who is thinking that Prince George, son of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and third in line to the throne looks a bit exhausted in these images. It’s obvious that he may be in need of a nap, judging by his mussed up hair and the way he clenches his fists as his mother holds him in his arms. More »

You’ll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

You'll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to grab some groceries, but that arbitrary thumbs up has just gone way, way up. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended the Tusk Trust awards and, because the princess welcomed a baby a few months ago, this made for an ample royal post-baby body update. Because who gives a hoot about an award ceremony when there is a postpartum body to analyze? More »

K Middy’s Uncle Uses Prince George To Publicly Air His Certainty That Pippa Will Marry

K Middy's Uncle Uses Prince George To Publicly Air His Certainty That Pippa Will Marry

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that once your sibling marries and procreates, eyes will firmly be on you to follow suit, especially for the ladies. For some of the older generation, who have yet to understand how problematic the assumption that everyone will get married and everyone will have kids is, holidays and impromptu visits are often the Grand Uterus Inquisition. Like Kate Middleton‘s uncle, Gary Goldsmith, who used a press moment about Prince George to talk about his own expectations of marriage for his currently unwed, non-engaged niece, Pippa Middleton. Royalty! They’re just like us!
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Kate Middleton Debuts Her ‘Stunningly Slim Post-Baby Body’ In Her Local Grocery Store Parking Lot

Kate Middleton Debuts Her 'Stunningly Slim Post-Baby Body' In Her Local Grocery Store Parking Lot

Kate Middleton may be able to officially cite “princess” as her occupation but she’s doing her own post-baby grocery shopping in her hometown of Anglesey, Wales. Given that she has recently birthed a child and has left her house, obviously a BIG round of post-baby body inspection is in order. But according to the tabloid’s arbitrary assessment of what constitutes an acceptable post-baby body, K Middy has passed with flying princess colors. More »

Kate And William Ask His Former Nanny To Care For Prince George And Now I Want To Cry

Kate And William Ask His Former Nanny To Care For Prince George And Now I Want To Cry

Don’t ask me to explain all of the royal baby fever – because I can’t. I can’t logically explain why as a child I loved watching Princess Diana get married, I can’t explain why I wept for days when she died and I can’t explain why I hold a special place in my heart for her kids. I just do, okay? Something about William choosing the nanny that Diana chose for him touches my heart. More »