We are officially on Royal Birth Watch due to the fact that Kate Middleton only has about three months to go before the little princeling (or princess, but I am thinking this heir shall be a boy-child, and I think we need a Mommyish betting pool on this) is set to arrive and Kate has started nesting! I love the term nesting! I am not pregnant but I am also nesting, and by nesting I mean I keep buying really pretty tea towels and reading mashed potato recipes! Kate is nesting my going with her mum (Yes, I said “mum” because if I cannot afford affectations whilst writing about royalty, when can I?) baby shopping and she stopped by a chichi baby store in South Kensington called Blue Almonds where she purchased a moses basket for £295. More
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I love speculating about the sex of babies! I do! I love it even more when parents just come out and tell you what the sex is, but that’s a whole other conversation. I’m glad everyone’s favorite royal couple isn’t ruining months of tabloid speculation by revealing the sex of their baby. But Kate Middleton has confessed to buying a blue Bugaboo so she’s definitely having a boy, right? More
I can name a gazillion reasons why celebrities like Simpson and Kardashian can be picked on, but their pregnant body weight, and their not pregnant body weights, are NOT the reasons. This level of misogynistic body shaming towards women who are pregnant has to stop. More
It used to be in my day that young girls were absolutely giddy over Prince William and Prince Harry. Used to be I couldn’t attend so much as an elementary school sleepover without one of my pig-tailed companions busting out a Teen Beat and having a ritualistic “isn’t he so cute?” pass around. Nod, nod, pass the pink nail polish please.
But it looks like those days are gone for Prince William, as he’s now gone from raging heartthrob to that weird old guy your parents are making you hug for photographs, at least according to 4-year-old Shona Ritchie.
For some reason, I thought Kate Middleton would be above the whole mommy branding route. The Duchess is built in tabloid fodder — that’s for sure — and granted tabloid regulars often make for prime “life style brands.” Even so, call me your standard salivating American anglophile, but I wouldn’t exactly group Kate Middleton into the same league with Professional Baby Bump Exploiter Jessica Simpson. But perhaps I should reframe my thinking on the mommy branding tier because Kate Middleton is essentially looking to do the same thing — but for a good cause. More
Remember when an adorable Kate Middleton told a guardsman on St. Patrick’s Day that she kinda, sorta wants a little boy, instead of a fairytale princess? Well you guys probably didn’t notice because you were busy living your lives, but the Duchess and royal fetus carrier was wearing high heels while she was out celebrating green beer day. Cue the concern-trolling! More
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You mommies and daddies who are keen to the fetus as fruit game know the timeline. First, it’s a poppy seed. A little later, an olive. Next, we’re looking at lemons, grapefruit, and cantaloupe. But in naming her unborn, Kate Middleton and Prince William have apparently gone for something a little more in the raspberry, blueberry family. More
If the Duchess was indeed referring to a daughter than the child will be a princess and referred to as “Her Royal Highness” and awwww, part of me adores the idea of a baby princess and part of me rolls my eyes and wonders if it is okay to eat the pizza leftovers that have been sitting on my counter all night for breakfast. Like the royals do. More
From the moment Kate Middleton had her big fancy Princess wedding in April 2011, the hunt has been on for that royal baby bump. So much so that when the Duchess was not pregnant mere months after her wedding, tabloids started spinning that old infertility narrative. But now that Kate Middleton is officially expecting, some are still wondering where their big Kate Middleton baby bump is. As if they’re entitled to it.