Topic: kardashians

Kourtney Kardashian’s Water Birth Would Make For Some Pretty Awesome Viewing

Kourtney Kardashian's Water Birth Would Make For Some Pretty Awesome Viewing

Usually I’m the last person in the world who wants to watch a birthing scene on television (or in real life, for that matter). Yes, it’s a miraculous process – many would even call it beautiful – but that doesn’t mean I want to see it. In fact, I once walked out of a prenatal class because I refused to watch the 70s-style birthing scene playing out in front of me on one of those horrid “educational” videos. That said, I’d pay good money to see Kourtney Kardashian‘s water birth on national television. More »

Soon Your Daughter Can Look Just Like A Kardashian Thanks To Khroma Beauty Makeup Line – Yippee!

Soon Your Daughter Can Look Just Like A Kardashian Thanks To Khroma Beauty Makeup Line â Yippee!

Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian – the sisterly trio famous for doing nothing – have a new project in the works: Khroma Beauty. Yup, the sisters are working on a makeup line so that girls everywhere can get their fake look. According to the press release, it’s meant to “emulate the eyes, lips and complexion looks for which the Kardashian sisters are famous.” More »

Mother Of The Year Kris Jenner Calls Khloe Kardashian ‘Fat’

Mother Of The Year Kris Jenner Calls Khloe Kardashian 'Fat'

If there’s one person in this world who can tell you your ass is looking big or that it’s time for highlights, it’s your mother. Not that it ever feels good to hear those things but, hey, that’s kind of what moms (and sisters) do along with all the warm and fuzzy stuff. Most people brush it off and get on with things. Including Khloe Kardashian, it seems, who in the may issue of Cosmopolitan dishes on her famous momager Kris Jenner:

“She’ll say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that.”

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Non-Stop Baby-Making Sex Is The Worst Kind Ever

Non-Stop Baby-Making Sex Is The Worst Kind Ever

Sex became a job instead of being fun and easy.” That’s how Khloe Kardashian describes “baby-making sex” – you know, sex for the sole purpose of making a baby – in the latest issue of New! magazine. And for the first time in the history of reality television, I agree wholeheartedly with a Kardashian. In fact, I couldn’t have said it better myself! That’s because baby-making sex is the worst kind ever. And anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

Here’s the deal: sex in general is awesome. It’s fun and and exciting and, well, it feels really fucking good (or at least it should). But when you’re doing it for the sole purpose of procreating, sex just becomes another thing on your giant to-do list. More »

Khloe Not A Kardashian After All

Khloe Not A Kardashian After All

I never thought I’d be defending a Kardashian – or non-Kardashian, as it were – but the latest gossip is that Khloe is not really a Kardashian after all. Apparently her mom, Kris Jenner, was cheating on Robert Kardashian around the time that Khloe was conceived (she even writes about it in her book – surprise, surprise). So while Robert raised her, Khloe’s biological dad could be anyone, really. More »