Topic: Kanye west

Sorry To Break It To You Kim Kardashian, But Elective C-Sections Aren’t Glamorous Or Pain-Free

Sorry To Break It To You Kim Kardashian, But Elective C-Sections Aren't Glamorous Or Pain-Free

I think every woman gets to the point in her pregnancy when she suddenly realizes that this little bundle of joy that is kicking inside of her is going to have to come out. Yes, I guess we theoretically realize from the get-go that it’s how things work, but I’m telling you that there is always a moment of panic when you stop, look down at your huge belly and think, Holy shit. How are you going to come out of there? I think Kim Kardashian is at that point, since there are now rumors that she is going the elective c-section route. More »

Model Claims She Slept With Kanye West – Has No Concept Of Sisters Before Misters

Model Claims She Slept With Kanye West - Has No Concept Of Sisters Before Misters

OK, fair enough. You would want to know because you were about to have a baby. But would you really want to find out by reading about it in Star magazine? Or do you think maybe you could have informed Kim about this news in some other way, possibly by making a phone call or using one of these new fangled inventions called a pen and paper?  Was going to a tabloid the only way you could make this announcement? Because, and this is just to me, these actions don’t make it look like you sincerely care for Kim K or her unborn child, and that maybe you just want some publicity for your modeling career. More »

Kim Kardashian Will Give Birth In A Birthing Suite In America Like A Peasant

Kim Kardashian Will Give Birth In A Birthing Suite In America Like A Peasant

When Kim Kardashin has her baby it won’t be in a chic Parisian hospital, as previously speculated, but in a birthing suite in Los Angeles like she is some sort of common peasant. We are all very disappointed by this news, and by “we” I mean Koa Beck is, because she loved the idea of Kim and Kanye and their leeeetle kumquat strolling down the Champs-Élysées and attention-whoring avoiding paparazzi. But no, Kim is said to be planning on giving birth right here is good ‘ol AMERICUH like she is some sort of commoner. More »

Kim Kardashian Plans To Take Baby On Tour With Kanye In A Few Months Because She Has No Idea How Hard It Is To Parent A Newborn

Kim Kardashian Plans To Take Baby On Tour With Kanye In A Few Months Because She Has No Idea How Hard It Is To Parent A Newborn

When pregnant friends who haven’t had kids yet tell me about their grandiose plans after baby is born, I usually just smile and nod and say something along the lines of, That sounds great! Why rain on their parade? They’ll learn on their own after baby is born that it’s never business as usual. So Kim Kardashian plans to take her three-month-old on tour with Kanye West? That sounds great! More »

I Think Kanye West Is Mad At Me For Making Fun Of The Notion Of Kim Kardashian Having A Baby Registry

I Think Kanye West Is Mad At Me For Making Fun Of The Notion Of Kim Kardashian Having A Baby Registry

You guys, how possible is it that Kanye West , my best friend (IN MY MIND) read my article where I slagged on his baby mama for having all the monies in the world and also having a baby registry? I think it is totally possible because now TMZ is reporting that Kim and Kanye no longer want your stupid $300 baby Dior kicks and instead they want you to give your monies to the Lurie Children’s Hospital in Chicago, where Kanye grew up. More »

Kanye Wants To Name His Baby North West, Because Too Many Kids Are Named South East These Days

Kanye Wants To Name His Baby North West, Because Too Many Kids Are Named South East These Days

While we all assumed that Kris Jenner’s kontract with Satan required her to name the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with some kind of fancy-schmancy K-name, we’re now hearing word that that particular naming rumor may be untrue. While we’re still waiting for Satan’s rep to confirm this statement, we’ll go ahead and assume that he’s given the Kardashian family permission to choose a non-K name. Why? I don’t know. I’m sure the trade-off for that deal will involve some kind of new television series that I don’t even want to think about. Just know it will involve all the Kardashian grandbabies competing on some kind of game show hosted by Ryan Seacrest. More »

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