Topic: Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Really Sees Himself As An ‘Underdog’: My Interview With His Mom

Justin Bieber Really Sees Himself As An 'Underdog': My Interview With His Mom

A couple of weeks ago I was asked to take part in a telephone interview with author, producer and motivational speaker, Pattie Mallette, who also happens to be the mother of Justin Bieber. I’m a fan of moms. There aren’t many celebrities I go gaga over, but I will pretty much get excited about interviewing anyone’s mother at any time. Moms are my people. Plus, I found it sort of interesting the promotional company contacted me, considering my views on things that seem pretty much in direct conflict to the views of someone like Mallette. Were they completely unfamiliar about the sorts of things I usually write about? More »

Idiot Apparently Uses Throwback Justin Bieber-Style Wig To Pick Up 13-Year-Old Girls

Idiot Apparently Uses Throwback Justin Bieber-Style Wig To Pick Up 13-Year-Old Girls

Back in May, John Eastman of Waterbury Connecticut devised a disturbing strategy for picking up on teenage and preteen girls by tapping into the heartthrob status of Harry Styles online. Full blown moron and Florida resident Jordan Wagner developed a similar approach. Of course, Wagner’s imitation leaves plenty to be desired, and might just be the most idiotic thing I’ve seen a pedophile do. Let’s just say it involves the ugliest Justin Bieber wig ever made. More »

Justin Bieber Booed At Billboard Music Awards Because Everyone Hates Air Travel And Pretentious Teenagers

Justin Bieber Booed At Billboard Music Awards Because Everyone Hates Air Travel And Pretentious Teenagers

All of you Beliebers need to get the hell out of my yard because I would have also booed Justin Bieber at the Billboard music awards for his incredibly dull performances and vainglorious acceptance speech. I have tried to understand Bieber. Lord knows I have tried. I am down with the kids. I think kids should have their own musical icons and enjoy music their parents just don’t understand and swoon over what they consider “heartthrobs” and all that good stuff. Growing up, I swooned over plenty of rock and pop stars my parents thought were goofy. But Bieber, who not only officially abandoned his poor baby monkey by missing the deadline to rescue his pet from German officials acted like a total arrogant snot last night. More »

Justin Bieber Should Visit A Concentration Camp To Better Understand His Anne Frank Fail

Justin Bieber Should Visit A Concentration Camp To Better Understand His Anne Frank Fail

It’s beyond me how anyone could take an opportunity when commemorating their visit to such a sacred and important landmark to use this chance to suggest that mayhaps the “great girl” the museum honors would have been on of their fans. A girl who gave a face and a voice to the terrible atrocities of the Holocaust and who wrote a book that continues to educate and inspire so many with her courage and bravery. But like, forget that dude, because maybe she would have been a fan of the Bieb. More »

Justin Bieber Is A Terrible Monkey Daddy – Can We Start A #FreeMallyBieber Campaign?

Justin Bieber Is A Terrible Monkey Daddy - Can We Start A #FreeMallyBieber Campaign?

Now, now, before I get a ton of really angry monkey owners commenting about how wonderful they are as pets, I’m going to warn you that I won’t be swayed on his subject. Monkeys are adorable! But they shouldn’t be kept in captivity, especially by a pop star who doesn’t understand simple things like the necessary paperwork required to bring an animal into another country. More »

‘The Today Show’ Set Up Justin Bieber’s Mom, Made Her The Crazy Lady Involved In Her Teen’s Love Life

'The Today Show' Set Up Justin Bieber's Mom, Made Her The Crazy Lady Involved In Her Teen's Love Life

Right now, I have this 80′s movie scene playing in my head of Justin Bieber standing at the top of the stairs and yelling down, “Mom! How could you talk about me and Selena to the national press? You’re ruining my life!” Then he stomps down the hallway, slams his door, and plays music a whole lot better than the crap he shills to tweens nowadays. It’s a little sad how much this idea amuses me. More »