Every year, Jimmy Kimmel does a segment on his show right after Halloween showing parents lying to their children about stealing all of their candy. The kid’s reactions are filmed by their parents and sent in to Kimmel’s show for inclusion in his yearly mash-up so all the adults watching can laugh at the tantrums and tears of little kids who think their candy is gone. Sounds like a good time, right? How about, nope. More
Topic: Jimmy Kimmel
Whenever we cover Jimmy Kimmel on this site, he’s usually making kids cry. This time, he’s crying. More
When I go about my day raising my kids, if any of them even dared to say something this racist and wrong I would speak to them about why it’s racist and wrong, and depending on what was said, maybe even ground them. Kids can be funny and irreverent and say bizarre things, but when one of them suggests genocide this is where we don’t air it for cheap laughs, this is where we sit them down and teach them otherwise.
But back to wieners, Jessica was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and she accidentally let slip the sex of her unborn baby with: The crazy thing is I never knew a wiener could make me nauseous. After realizing what she had done, Jessica then said:
Well I guess I just told the world that I’m having a boy!
All first time mothers make mistakes. I can remember going to get my acrylics ‘did and choosing super long pointy ones, in a French — of course, come on, this was like 16 years ago – and deciding in some weird new mom fog that I also needed to get E-V-E spelled out in tacky crystals on three of my nails, and then going home to a mewling newborn and making another manicure appointment for the next day to get that shit taken off. But Kim K has taken this to a level far above my $13 cheapass manicure, by sporting a
lovely hideous new pile of stones on her paw. You can’t change diapers in this thing! But Kim had to look purty for her appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show with sister Kourtney, because Kim needed to accuse Kourtney of being a child-pimping fame whore state that the Kimye spawn would not be appearing on television. More
It’s no shocker that little kids think the differences between boys and girls sound like typical sexist reasons, the color pink, being rough versus being gentle, but little kids don’t really understand gender stereotypes unless someone explains it to them. We all know boys can like pink and girls can be rough and all of that good stuff, and I do think that most parents explain this little fact to their kids when they hear them saying things like that. The only creepy part are the You Tube comments, which, of course, are transvestite jokes due to the adam’s apple comments and utter shock and outrage that kids this age know the words “penis” and “vagina.” More
As part of his ongoing campaign to torture and humiliate the children of America, Jimmy Kimmel, protector of the weak (provided those weak people are celebrities) recently asked parents to “prank” their kids by dressing them up in horrible back-to-school outfits. As usual, the results were amusing, if you’re a mean person who hates children. More
Kids are hysterical. At least a dozen times a day my child says something completely ridiculous that makes me shake my head, spit out my drink or literally fall to the floor with laughter. People have made millions simply by videotaping the adorable things that come out of those little mouths. (Hi Mr. Cosby!) So why does Jimmy Kimmel have to make them cry to land a joke? More