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I can name a gazillion reasons why celebrities like Simpson and Kardashian can be picked on, but their pregnant body weight, and their not pregnant body weights, are NOT the reasons. This level of misogynistic body shaming towards women who are pregnant has to stop. More
Jessica Simpson may be pregnant with her second child — a son — but that doesn’t mean she’s breaking from Weight Watchers-sponsored public weigh-ins. Hardly. In fact, she’s willing to invite a major tabloid to her baby shower specifically to do the baby weight talking points. You are the master promoter, Jessica. I bow to thee.
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We need to interrupt your regularly scheduled content for an important breaking news item. Jessica Simpson left her house in a t-shirt, sweat pants, and without mountains of make-up. That’s right, Jessica Simpson, past pop star and current fashion mogul, went outside looking like every other pregnant woman who has ever existed. More
Last week, it was backstage home movies to promote her reality show, Fashion Star. This week, Jessica Simpson is bringing her seriously cute little one Maxwell to a promotional event at a mall in Charlotte, North Carolina, guaranteeing that the PR stop is sure to get some added attention. More
Celebrity baby registries. I don’t know why I am sort of floored that this is an actual thing but I guess it makes sense that celebrity baby registries exist, because who needs baby essentials more than multi-millionaire celebrity moms who are expecting kids? More
Just yesterday I was trying to explain the difference between my own job, where I sometimes use stories about my daughter to discuss parenting, and celebrities who turn parenthood into a paycheck. These celebs seem to exploit their pregnancies and children to generate good press or sell the public some new product. And celeb mom extraordinaire Jessica Simpson just perfectly illustrated the type of child exploitation I’m taking about! More
But back to wieners, Jessica was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and she accidentally let slip the sex of her unborn baby with: The crazy thing is I never knew a wiener could make me nauseous. After realizing what she had done, Jessica then said:
Well I guess I just told the world that I’m having a boy!
For years now, celebrity mothers on the low end of the Hollywood totem pole have been using their pregnancies and children like a career launching pad. They write baby blogs at People. They endorse organic skincare lines and “design” children’s clothing. Having a child opens these ladies up to a whole new world of money-making opportunities. And Nick Lachey has now proven that ladies aren’t the only one ones who can turn parenthood into a profit. More
Last week, People magazine was suspiciously complimentary of pregnant Jessica Simpson‘s “fit” and “trim” body. This week, the Daily Mail is following suit by gabbing about how fab the Weight Watchers spokesperson looks — but via a very much needed update on the singer’s legs. That’s right, leave no crook of this woman’s flesh unturned for Baby Weight Inspection. More
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As much as I rail against the tabloids — as well as other media — for their “mum tum” vocabulary choices and speculation over which Fatty McFat pregnant lady isn’t getting to the gym enough, sudden respect for a celebrity pregnant body is also suspect. Especially when it’s the rags’ favorite lady to concern-troll about weight, Jessica Simpson. More
Tabloids are reporting that they already know Jessica Simpson‘s chosen name for her surprise second baby. Sources say that Simpson and her fiance Eric Johnson are having a little boy and they’re ready to name that little boy Ace. Personally, I’m hoping one of these rumor reports is wrong. I want the quirky couple to have a girl named Ace! More
The friends who shop for baby stuff together are besties together, forever. Their fates forever sealed by much more than matching tattoos — we’re talking matching baby onesies and booties and baby rattles! Or maybe that’s just in the case of pregnant Jessica Simpson and her best friend, Cacee Cobb.
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Professional Weight Watchers spokesperson Jessica Simpson is making the rounds promoting yet another pregnancy — and a “lifestyle” — all in the name of corporate sponsorship. But while the soon-to-be mother of two has taken a lot of flack for her unpregnant, pregnant, and post-baby body, People magazine decided to continue the trend and season their coverage with some completely unsolicited and harmful pregnancy advice. About, what else, but weight loss! More
NBC has announced that they’re developing a sitcom starring Jessica Simpson, produced by Jessica Simpson and about Jessica Simpson. More
