Topic: jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson Had Her Baby Boy So You Can All Stop Pacing The Floor In Anticipation!

Jessica Simpson Had Her Baby Boy So You Can All Stop Pacing The Floor In Anticipation!

It’s bad enough that we all have to feign interest when these Z-list celebs have babies and even worse when you realize that for the new few months, a lot of the news we are exposed to will be all about how fast Kim Kardashian and Jessica have lost their baby weight. I think it would be super cool if they made the announcement that they have decided not to lose any weight at all, and will maybe even gain a few pounds and they focus on what should be the most important things, their new babies More »

Jessica Simpson Faked Being A Mom To Some Strange Baby For OK Magazine – Parents Of Strange Baby Sue

Jessica Simpson Faked Being A Mom To Some Strange Baby For OK Magazine - Parents Of Strange Baby Sue

Jessica Simpson is such a little entrepreneur! Not only is the star worth something like one billion dollars, she is also known for selling the first photos of her baby daughter, Drew Maxwell, for eight hundred thousand dollars to People magazine. But this amount of money was obviously not money enough so Jessica devised a plan with OK Magazine to make more money off of her “first baby pics” of Drew, by using some strange baby Jessica has no relation to on the magazine cover. More »

Jessica Simpson Is Racing Her Very Fertile Uterus To The Altar

Jessica Simpson Is Racing Her Very Fertile Uterus To The Altar

Jessica Simpson‘s wedding plans with fiancé Eric Johnson have been somewhat thwarted and she’ll be the first one to tell you. Multiple pregnancies and a considerable amount of family drama have left the 32-year-old postponing hypothetical aisle-walking. But some very loud whispers from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower claim that she is getting this wedding on the calendar before she conceives baby #3. Who is ready to see Maxwell Drew in a flower girl dress?! More »

Jessica Simpson Invites People Mag To Her Baby Shower, Keenly Cites How Much Baby Weight She’s Gained

Jessica Simpson Invites People Mag To Her Baby Shower, Keenly Cites How Much Baby Weight She's Gained

Jessica Simpson may be pregnant with her second child — a son — but that doesn’t mean she’s breaking from Weight Watchers-sponsored public weigh-ins. Hardly. In fact, she’s willing to invite a major tabloid to her baby shower specifically to do the baby weight talking points. You are the master promoter, Jessica. I bow to thee.
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Jessica Simpson Shows Exactly What ‘Celeb Mom Child Exploitation’ Means With New Video Of Baby Maxwell

Jessica Simpson Shows Exactly What 'Celeb Mom Child Exploitation' Means With New Video Of Baby Maxwell

Just yesterday I was trying to explain the difference between my own job, where I sometimes use stories about my daughter to discuss parenting, and celebrities who turn parenthood into a paycheck. These celebs seem to exploit their pregnancies and children to generate good press or sell the public some new product. And celeb mom extraordinaire Jessica Simpson just perfectly illustrated the type of child exploitation I’m taking about! More »

Nick Lachey Releases Album Of Lullabies, Proves D-List Dads Can Exploit Parenthood Too

Nick Lachey Releases Album Of Lullabies, Proves D-List Dads Can Exploit Parenthood Too

For years now, celebrity mothers on the low end of the Hollywood totem pole have been using their pregnancies and children like a career launching pad. They write baby blogs at People. They endorse organic skincare lines and “design” children’s clothing. Having a child opens these ladies up to a whole new world of money-making opportunities. And Nick Lachey has now proven that ladies aren’t the only one ones who can turn parenthood into a profit. More »

Rest Easy Because Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Gained Any Pregnancy Weight In Her Legs

Rest Easy Because Jessica Simpson Hasn't Gained Any Pregnancy Weight In Her Legs

Last week, People magazine was suspiciously complimentary of pregnant Jessica Simpson‘s “fit” and “trim” body. This week, the Daily Mail is following suit by gabbing about how fab the Weight Watchers spokesperson looks — but via a very much needed update on the singer’s legs. That’s right, leave no crook of this woman’s flesh unturned for Baby Weight Inspection. More »

People Magazine Is Being Uncharacteristically Nice To Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant Body

People Magazine Is Being Uncharacteristically Nice To Jessica Simpson's Pregnant Body

As much as I rail against the tabloids — as well as other media — for their “mum tum” vocabulary choices and speculation over which Fatty McFat pregnant lady isn’t getting to the gym enough, sudden respect for a celebrity pregnant body is also suspect. Especially when it’s the rags’ favorite lady to concern-troll about weight, Jessica Simpson. More »