Topic: jay-z

Beyonce May Be Pregnant Again, Potentially Stealing The Royal Baby’s Thunder

Beyonce May Be Pregnant Again, Potentially Stealing The Royal Baby's Thunder

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It is being reported that Jay-Z swapped some lyrics around during his performance on the last stop of he and HRH Beyonce Knowles-Carter’s ”On the Run” tour. Now, we all know that the Carters are famous for using their song lyrics to stir up drama and speculation about their personal lives but this instance is a bit too glaring to ignore. More »

10 Steps To Getting Knocked Up The Beyoncé Way, Courtesy Of Bill O’Reilly

10 Steps To Getting Knocked Up The Beyoncé Way, Courtesy Of Bill O'Reilly

My eyes have rolled right out of my head so it is very difficult to write this, so if you notice any typos or mistakes please forgive me. It’s just that I wrote this while listening to Beyoncé and I am currently pregnant right now or something, because that is what Bey does to women and young girls, she encourages us to spread our legs and have the nearest roaming P come right on in our V and give us a baby. At least according to Bill O’Reilly. More »

Blue Ivy Carter Is The Cutest Famous Baby So All The Other Famous Babies Can Sit Right Down

Blue Ivy Carter Is The Cutest Famous Baby So All The Other Famous Babies Can Sit Right Down

Oh man, I’ll just be sitting over her with my ovaries exploding in baby want due to this new picture of Princess Blue Ivy of BeyonceJayzAtopia. Everything is adorable about this , her little boots, her little monogrammed jacket, how she is holding daddy’s hand. All it takes is a cute toddler in a pair of floral Doc Martens and I’ve got baby fever-rrrrrrrrrrr. More »

You’ve Got 99 Problems But A Crying Baby Ain’t One – Jay Z Songs Turned Into Lullabies

You've Got 99 Problems But A Crying Baby Ain't One - Jay Z Songs Turned Into Lullabies

I can’t quite give this collection of Jay Z songs turned into muzak lullabies the Eve Mom stamp of approval, especially considering um, some of the lyrical content. And also that this type of thing annoys the hell out of me. The collection, due out in July, would probably make a cute shower gift, but after listening to the songs on the website I kinda feel like I’m trapped in some baby-themed elevator of xylophones and bells. More »

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

The world is buzzing with the buzz that Beyonce, Blue Ivy and Mr. Beyonce are indeed expecting to add to their brood with a new little baby! According to E Online, “multiple sources” have confirmed that Beyonce is expecting and Blue Ivy will be a big sister! I don’t know how to process this news considering we have Kate Middleton, Jessica Simpson, and Kim Kardashian all expecting babies and I think it should be only fair that I get a break from all this baby business, but no one has consulted me. More »

Heiress, Future Fashion Icon And Paparazzi Paycheck Blue Ivy Is Talking – And I Know Her First Words

Heiress, Future Fashion Icon And Paparazzi Paycheck Blue Ivy Is Talking - And I Know Her First Words

You guys, this just proves that Blue Ivy is some amazingly great, brilliant super baby because according to all of the child-development books in my basement where all the spiders live most babies don’t start even uttering their first real words until they are around 16 months. And Blue Ivy is only 13 months, so she is so much better than your baby! I bet at 13 months your baby isn’t even cooing yet and also, probably has never even been cuddled by Gwyneth Paltrow or Oprah. It totally bums me out that our best friend Beyonce didn’t say exactly what Blue is vocalizing, so I have decided to make up shit she might be saying because I am an investigative, professional journalist like that More »