Topic: jay-z

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

The world is buzzing with the buzz that Beyonce, Blue Ivy and Mr. Beyonce are indeed expecting to add to their brood with a new little baby! According to E Online, “multiple sources” have confirmed that Beyonce is expecting and Blue Ivy will be a big sister! I don’t know how to process this news considering we have Kate Middleton, Jessica Simpson, and Kim Kardashian all expecting babies and I think it should be only fair that I get a break from all this baby business, but no one has consulted me. More »

Heiress, Future Fashion Icon And Paparazzi Paycheck Blue Ivy Is Talking – And I Know Her First Words

Heiress, Future Fashion Icon And Paparazzi Paycheck Blue Ivy Is Talking - And I Know Her First Words

You guys, this just proves that Blue Ivy is some amazingly great, brilliant super baby because according to all of the child-development books in my basement where all the spiders live most babies don’t start even uttering their first real words until they are around 16 months. And Blue Ivy is only 13 months, so she is so much better than your baby! I bet at 13 months your baby isn’t even cooing yet and also, probably has never even been cuddled by Gwyneth Paltrow or Oprah. It totally bums me out that our best friend Beyonce didn’t say exactly what Blue is vocalizing, so I have decided to make up shit she might be saying because I am an investigative, professional journalist like that More »

Beyonce Feels More ‘Sensual’ After Having Blue Ivy Or Maybe Due To The Fact She Is Beyonce

Beyonce Feels More 'Sensual' After Having Blue Ivy Or Maybe Due To The Fact She Is Beyonce

Beyonce claims childbirth made her sexier. Which I totally believe because do ya’ll remember before Beyonce had Blue Ivy and she was just this amazingly nonsexual woman who exuded a total sense of everything that was not-sexy? Me neither. I’m not totally positive, but I think Beyonce probably would look gorgeous in just about anything, including my own personal post-baby wardrobe, styled by me but accessorized by baby vomit and the occasional pudding stain on my oversized T-shirt. More »

8 Possible Places Beyonce Is Hiding Her Baby Bump

8 Possible Places Beyonce Is Hiding Her Baby Bump

Yesterday Beyonce attended the Sports Illustrated gala with her husband Jay-Z. While I’d normally say this is a non-story-story, I can’t. Mostly because Beyonce wore an outfit that purposefully covered up her curves. Like sometimes people wear clothing to protect themselves from the cold. And other times they do it to hide their baby bump. More »

Ugh, We Now Have Video Proof That Beyonce Didn’t Use A Surrogate For Blue Ivy

Ugh, We Now Have Video Proof That Beyonce Didn’t Use A Surrogate For Blue Ivy

Ever since I first heard the conspiracy rumors that Beyonce faked her pregnancy and used a secret surrogate mother to house Blue Ivy, I followed them religiously. As a real American, I obviously worshipped the ground Beyonce walked on. But that didn’t stop me from also spending late nights cruising the Internet Superhighway for more signs that Beyonce flaunted a fake belly. And here’s the thing about insane conspiracy theories, once you start believing them — everything seems possible. More »

Blue Ivy Event Planner Tells Us Beyoncé’s Lawyers Are ‘Terrific People’

Blue Ivy Event Planner Tells Us Beyoncé’s Lawyers Are ‘Terrific People’

Veronica Alexandra wants to set the record straight about her relationship with Beyonce: “There was no lawsuit,” she told me Wednesday. Alexandra seems angry about much of the media coverage of her entanglement with the singer and her husband, Jay-Z, who tried — and failed — to trademark their daughter’s name “Blue Ivy.” That just happened to be the same name Alexandra had given her event-planning business back in 2009. More »

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