Topic: hot celebrity moms

Javier Bardem Put Another Baby Inside Penelope Cruz To Help With Worldwide Gorgeous Human Shortage

Javier Bardem Put Another Baby Inside Penelope Cruz To Help With Worldwide Gorgeous Human Shortage

I’m so happy that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have decided to procreate again because it is my opinion that too many ugly people in the world are having babies. I mean, do we really need anymore ugmo non-celebrity mouthbreather babies in the world to go around uglying up the place? No, we do not! So thank heavens we can all count on Javier and Penelope to give birth to some sparkly gorgeous child that will one day grow up to be as beautiful as they are . More »

Top 5 Baby Gifts For The Parents Who Have Everything (We’re Lookin’ At You, Beyonce)

Top 5 Baby Gifts For The Parents Who Have Everything (We're Lookin' At You, Beyonce)

Beyonce is expecting her child any day now. In fact, the media went a little nuts yesterday after MediaTakeOut.com reported that the pop star was about to deliver “at any moment.” (And, you know, those gossip sites never get it wrong.) Apparently, two nurses at New York’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital claimed a “celebrity VIP” had booked half the floor of its luxury “Labor And Delivery Suite,” and so people just assumed it was Bey. Maybe so, maybe not. But that doesn’t change the fact that the R&B star is due very soon. Which begs the question: What do you buy for parents who have it all?

If you’re Kelly Rowland, you pick up a $5,200 porcelain tub covered in tens of thousands of Swarovski crystals (imported, no less). Yup, that’s what Beyonce’s bestie bought her friend as a little baby shower last month. It’s totally over-the-top and screams luxury but, hey, would expect anything less? In that spirit, we’ve rounded up the top baby gifts for little Baby Bey. Let’s see if any of these make it into the kid’s 2,200-square-foot nursery any time soon. Take a look! More »

Vanessa Hudgens Chops Off Hair, Feels Like ‘Soccer Mom.’ Wait, I’m Kind Of Offended

Vanessa Hudgens Chops Off Hair, Feels Like 'Soccer Mom.' Wait, I'm Kind Of Offended

By now you’ve seen the photos of Vanessa Hudgens‘ new ‘do (if not, look left). The High School Musical hottie chopped off her locks for a new role in Gimme Shelter, in which she plays a pregnant teen who leaves her abusive mother’s home in search of her biological father, who insists she get an abortion (when she refuses, she’s forced to live on the streets).

“I kind of feel like a soccer mom,” Hudgens told Access Hollywood of her new look. “There’s nothing wrong with soccer moms, but I’m only 22!” Meanwhile, Twitterers (or is that Tweeps?) have been quick to criticize her crazy short new ‘do, calling it unflattering and, my absolute favorite, “matronly!”

Yes, Hudgens does indeed look like a mom – a 1930s mom, that is. It is now 2011 and, last I checked, moms are actually cool and – gasp! – stylish. More »