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I’m sure there was a part of my brain that realized that the immense popularity of the show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was probably making her family very rich. I just tucked that knowledge deep into the corners of my mind. I guess I can’t really face a world that wants to see a little girl pumped full of Mountain Dew and paraded around a stage looking like a Tammy Faye mini-me. More
Everyone’s favorite child beauty queen is advertising her Thin Mints to her 700,000 friends of Facebook! Better yet, each purchase comes with an autographed picture of the Thompson family. Honey Boo Boo is even signing the boxes. How can the girl down the street compete with that? More
Who else is thrilled that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo isn’t the colossal catastrophe that everyone thought it would be? Sure, we’re still talking about a little girl being schlepped around and exploited on reality TV, but hey, there are unfortunately tiers to such awfulness. As far as our resident Honey Boo Boo reporter Eve Vawter is concerned, the show has proved to be pretty sweet with an albeit unhealthful family supporting each other through the proverbial thick and thin. And now we can add HIV awareness and safe sex advocacy to the “positive things to come out of Honey Boo Boo” list.
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I feel so left out that I knew so little about these genres of country-fried pornography. I don’t care if adult grownup people enjoy adult grownup pornography, but Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a reality show based on a freaking child. And we don’t need porno parodies based on children. More
Adam Levine, the frontman for Maroon 5 who likes to think that he moves like Jagger, has some harsh and narrow-minded criticism for the parents of Honey Boo Boo More
I feel like PETA should have bigger things to worry about. More
It’s obvious Honey Boo Boo is overtired and sick of answering your boring grownup questions. It’s time to let Honey Boo Boo have a time out. More
TLC has made a business out of exploiting poor parenting, but the latest episode of ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo‘ (called ‘Time for Sketti!’) highlights a particularly disturbing aspect of the show. The episode is making the rounds thanks to Mama June‘s home cooking: She prepares meals for her family on a thrifty $80 a week, apparently serving road kill to her family when available, and when it’s not, serving what she calls “sketti”: spaghetti noodles covered in Country Crock margarine and ketchup. More
In a completely classy move befitting of an adult woman, Joy Behar predicts that Honey Boo Boo will grow into a 400 -pound woman with large boobs. While we’re still undecided among the editors here at Crushable as to whether it’s okay to watch Here Comes Honey Boo, we do all agree that it’s not okay to bully a 6-year-old. More
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It’s ironic that Alana Thompson (better known as Honey Boo Boo Child) became known for the line “A dolla makes me holla,” because as it turns out, TLC may not be paying her much more than that. At least, not by reality TV standards: The Hollywood Reporter quoted a source claiming that TLC is paying the entire Thompson clan only $2,000-$4,000 an episode. That’s $40,000 at most for this family of six! More
Why do we care more about Here Comes Honey Boo Boo than politics? More
I hate it when my Honey Boo Boo people do something totally stupid, because it makes me regret defending accusations of Honey Boo Boo dressing like a slutty cupcake. The something stupid this time is Alana’s sister Pumpkin dipping Chikadee’s newborn daughter’s pacifier into a can of Mountain Dew Code Red and then shoving the pacifier in baby Kaitlyn’s mouth. More
I don’t care how you feel about Honey Boo Boo, or her family, or her pageant costumes, but I do care when people use sexually abusive slang terms against children. More
I get it. Glitzy is adorable. The idea of tiny pigs are adorable. But the reality of having a 300 pound animal that roots up your Brazilian walnut floors and defecates in your living room is less-than adorable. More
