Topic: holidays

11 Last-Minute Stocking Stuffers: How To Sell Them To Your Kids

11 Last-Minute Stocking Stuffers: How To Sell Them To Your Kids

Last Christmas Eve, I thought I had everything all sewn up: our tree was decorated, our garland was hung, the presents were wrapped and ready to go, the stockings were hung by the chi — oh noes. Yes, I realized at 5pm on Christmas Eve that I had completely forgotten about stockings. There was only one place I could go to find just the right assortment of crap: Rite Aid. More »

War On Christmas Week: 10 Soldiers Fighting The War On Christmas On Twitter

War On Christmas Week: 10 Soldiers Fighting The War On Christmas On Twitter

The baby Jesus’ birthday is coming you guys. Stop saying “Happy Holidays!” Why be inclusive of all faiths and cultures that celebrate this time of year when we can throw a giant fit about everyone forgetting to wish Jesus a happy birthday? We should just stop calling it Christmas all together and just call it “Jesus’ Birthday” to clear up any confusion about where are attention should be focused. More »

The 10 Most WTF Christmas Decorations Ever

The 10 Most WTF Christmas Decorations Ever

It’s the most … decorated time of the year. We get it: Christmas is a festive occasion. But just because there are a million and a half decorative items available for you to adorn your house and home, doesn’t mean you have to use them all at once. And just because you are able to hire factories full of underpaid workers, doesn’t mean you should throw caution to the wind and produce objects that obliquely reference this once-religious occasion but also miss the point entirely and accidentally offend everyone with eyes. More »