Topic: guns

School Arms Students With Cans Of Food To Throw At Shooters, Because Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

School Arms Students With Cans Of Food To Throw At Shooters, Because Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Some days you read news stories that make complete sense, and other times you read things that are too crazy to even be an Onion headline. Sadly, this one falls into the latter category. A middle school in Alabama is in the news for sending home a letter with students, announcing plans to endow each kid with a can of food to throw at possible school intruders. This is what it’s come to, America: fighting off shooters with creamed corn. More »