Topic: funny

‘Christians Against Dinosaurs’ Exists, In Case You Needed Something To Laugh About Today‏

'Christians Against Dinosaurs' Exists, In Case You Needed Something To Laugh About Todayâ

In what I deeply hope for the sake of humanity is a joke, a Christian parent posted on a message board about their concern for our children learning about dinosaurs. Not just that they aren’t real because of their religious beliefs, but because they are questioning the morality of dinosaurs. If it’s a joke, it’s a fantastic one. If they are serious, I am truly afraid for our future as a species. More »

All Moms Are Yoga Masters, Even If They Don’t Know It

All Moms Are Yoga Masters, Even If They Don't Know It

If you’re a mom you’re probably engaged in the constant struggle between learning to love your body and trying to find time to workout. But we need to stop being so hard on ourselves. Just because we don’t actually roll out a mat or slap on a sports bra doesn’t me we aren’t getting our fitness on. All moms are actually master level yogis, we just don’t go around bragging about it. More »

Taking Ridiculous Holiday Photos Of Your Kids Is Mean And I Am Totally Guilty Of It

Taking Ridiculous Holiday Photos Of Your Kids Is Mean And I Am Totally Guilty Of It

I can remember how annoyed I would get, how bad I felt for those kids and the many silent pledges I made that when I became a mother, I would NEVER be that big of an asshole. That a picture to show off to my friends and family would never be so important to me that I would be willing to subject my kids to the torture that is unwanted holiday photos. Well folks, that time is here- and I am not only guilty of it. At times, I have probably been even worse. More »

5 Obnoxious Things Animals Do That Will Make You Feel Better About Parenting A Human

5 Obnoxious Things Animals Do That Will Make You Feel Better About Parenting A Human

Gestating and rearing a tiny human is a lot of work, and it can be hard not to look with a touch of jealousy at a mouse’s 21-day pregnancy, or the few months it takes for a puppy to achieve independence from his mother. But don’t feel too badly about it: there are a lot of very good reasons in the animal kingdom to be glad you’re a human parent to a human baby instead of the alternative. More »