The Red Carpet Kids spokesperson mentions that she “kind of fee[s]l like everyone should be able to have a red carpet moment.” And your child can have one, too! As long as you have somewhere from $3,000 and $20,000 just lying around. More
Let’s get this out of the way first: no, Disney has not inadvertently revealed the name of a secret Frozen sequel by securing a bunch of Internet domain names related to the phrase ‘strange magic’. No matter how much you want it to be true. More
A brave soul named Jody Sieradzki counted up all the money spent on Disney princesses in Ebay transactions during the past year and a half, and put them into the above graph, where the size of the pink bubble represents the amount of money spent. The results are stark, if not exactly surprising. More
A Latin-American author is suing Disney, saying the company ripped off her autobiographical novel to make their blockbuster film, Frozen. I found her novel. She does have a sister and has been to a cold mountain, so there’s that.
The announcement was met with a Twitter-storm of fury with park fans wanting the 26-year old attraction to stay right where it is. Frankly, I do not see the big deal with Frozen replacing classic ride Maelstrom at Epcot because the goal of the Disney parks is clearly, to make money. More
Most people feel very strongly about the movie Frozen, one way or the other, especially if those people are part of the ten-and-under age group and are currently agitating for you to buy them an Elsa costume for Halloween. As it turns out Mayim Bialik is one of those people too, but her feelings toward the film are on the chilly side, and for some seriously off-the-wall reasons. Frozen isn’t feminist enough! Also, it bashes men! Slow down, Bialik, all this eye-rolling is making it hard to read your blog. More
Parents are allegedly spending thousands on limited edition Frozen dolls after retailers suffer a convenient “doll shortage.” More
An Amazon customer with an eye for details thinks Disney may be repurposing old Tangled merchandise and selling it because they can’t keep Frozen merchandise on the shelves. Is anyone surprised by this? Disney is smart. Disney is wily. Disney is not going to miss an opportunity to sell parents a bunch of crap with a Frozen label on it.
Your kid doesn’t get a Frozen doll. Too bad boo hoo, now they will grow up and hate you. That’s what you get parents, that is what you get! But I have a solution for you, oh boy do I ever, because I’m an amazingly smart person and I will share my wisdom with you so your dumb kid will stop whining about their dumb lack of Disney branded bullshit you will end up donating by next Easter anyway. More
So with all of the merchandise disappearing off the shelves, what is a parent who refuses to explain the concept of supply and demand supposed to do? Bid exorbitant amounts of money on Ebay of course! I am so mad I didn’t scoop up some of this merch to sell to these suckers. More
After a flurry of press, you may have read the very important news that some parents are flipping out over the shortage of “Frozen” merchandise on the Disney Store Facebook page. As a person with specialized skills in observing crazy parents on Facebook, I spent some time sifting through the madness to reveal the depths of the months-long outrage. More
I just listened to something that I’m certain actually made me a little dumber, but bear with me while I pound my fists on this keyboard and try to form coherent thoughts. Kevin Swanson, Christian pastor and professional moron, has a lovely soundbite circulating around the Internet today. To sum it up, Disney was bought by the devil in 1984 and it’s Oscar-winning film Frozen was orchestrated by his minions to give your kids the gay. Makes sense, right? Yeah. Totally plausible. More
As much as we all love Frozen, you can’t help be charmed by this hilarious parody video of the hit song Do You Want To Build A Snowman? created by Tommy Chuang. All he wants to do is hang out with his pal and grab a nice cold one, but his friend met some girl at the mall and is now a total douche. And I think we have all had a friend like Craig, the emergency backup friend we hang out with when the person we really wanna hang out with is too busy to take our calls. More
I know some of you, especially those of you with young children, are getting a bit sick of this song, but you need to make room in your cold, black, frozen heart for this rendition from The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. More