Topic: frozen

Mayim Bialik Can’t Let It Go, Blames Frozen For Downfall Of Feminism

Mayim Bialik Can't Let It Go, Blames Frozen For Downfall Of Feminism

Most people feel very strongly about the movie Frozen, one way or the other, especially if those people are part of the ten-and-under age group and are currently agitating for you to buy them an Elsa costume for Halloween. As it turns out Mayim Bialik is one of those people too, but her feelings toward the film are on the chilly side, and for some seriously off-the-wall reasons. Frozen isn’t feminist enough! Also, it bashes men! Slow down, Bialik, all this eye-rolling is making it hard to read your blog. More »

Stop Panicking Parents I Have Your Disney Frozen Merchandise Right Here!

Stop Panicking Parents I Have Your Disney Frozen Merchandise Right Here!

Your kid doesn’t get a Frozen doll. Too bad boo hoo, now they will grow up and hate you. That’s what you get parents, that is what you get! But I have a solution for you, oh boy do I ever, because I’m an amazingly smart person and I will share my wisdom with you so your dumb kid will stop whining about their dumb lack of Disney branded bullshit you will end up donating by next Easter anyway. More »

STFU Parents: The 9 Types Of Outraged Parents You’ll Find On The Disney Store’s Facebook Page

STFU Parents: The 9 Types Of Outraged Parents You'll Find On The Disney Store's Facebook Page

After a flurry of press, you may have read the very important news that some parents are flipping out over the shortage of “Frozen” merchandise on the Disney Store Facebook page. As a person with specialized skills in observing crazy parents on Facebook, I spent some time sifting through the madness to reveal the depths of the months-long outrage. More »

Frozen Won’t Give Your Kids The Gay, No Matter How Many Fundamentalists Say It Will

Frozen Won't Give Your Kids The Gay, No Matter How Many Fundamentalists Say It Will

I just listened to something that I’m certain actually made me a little dumber, but bear with me while I pound my fists on this keyboard and try to form coherent thoughts. Kevin Swanson, Christian pastor and professional moron, has a lovely soundbite circulating around the Internet today. To sum it up, Disney was bought by the devil in 1984 and it’s Oscar-winning film Frozen was orchestrated by his minions to give your kids the gay. Makes sense, right? Yeah. Totally plausible. More »

‘Do You Wanna Get A Beer, Man?’ Frozen Spoof Wins The Internet Today

'Do You Wanna Get A Beer, Man?' Frozen Spoof Wins The Internet Today

As much as we all love Frozen, you can’t help be charmed by this hilarious parody video of  the hit song Do You Want To Build A Snowman? created by Tommy Chuang. All he wants to do is hang out with his pal and grab a nice cold one, but his friend met some girl at the mall and is now a total douche. And I think we have all had a friend like Craig, the emergency backup friend we hang out with when the person we really wanna hang out with is too busy to take our calls. More »