When American kids are told a princess is coming, that princess had better be Elsa from Frozen. More
If you name your baby Elsa, everyone will assume you are obsessed with Frozen. More
While you’ve been singing “Let It Go” every day in the shower, a family in Utah has been making an obscene amount of money creating Frozen music videos. How can they get away with that, you ask? They made a deal with Disney. More
Frozen dolls are so in demand this Christmas that they’ve knocked Barbie clean off her pedestal. More
The Red Carpet Kids spokesperson mentions that she “kind of fee[s]l like everyone should be able to have a red carpet moment.” And your child can have one, too! As long as you have somewhere from $3,000 and $20,000 just lying around. More
Let’s get this out of the way first: no, Disney has not inadvertently revealed the name of a secret Frozen sequel by securing a bunch of Internet domain names related to the phrase ‘strange magic’. No matter how much you want it to be true. More
A brave soul named Jody Sieradzki counted up all the money spent on Disney princesses in Ebay transactions during the past year and a half, and put them into the above graph, where the size of the pink bubble represents the amount of money spent. The results are stark, if not exactly surprising. More
A Latin-American author is suing Disney, saying the company ripped off her autobiographical novel to make their blockbuster film, Frozen. I found her novel. She does have a sister and has been to a cold mountain, so there’s that.
The announcement was met with a Twitter-storm of fury with park fans wanting the 26-year old attraction to stay right where it is. Frankly, I do not see the big deal with Frozen replacing classic ride Maelstrom at Epcot because the goal of the Disney parks is clearly, to make money. More
Most people feel very strongly about the movie Frozen, one way or the other, especially if those people are part of the ten-and-under age group and are currently agitating for you to buy them an Elsa costume for Halloween. As it turns out Mayim Bialik is one of those people too, but her feelings toward the film are on the chilly side, and for some seriously off-the-wall reasons. Frozen isn’t feminist enough! Also, it bashes men! Slow down, Bialik, all this eye-rolling is making it hard to read your blog. More
Parents are allegedly spending thousands on limited edition Frozen dolls after retailers suffer a convenient “doll shortage.” More
An Amazon customer with an eye for details thinks Disney may be repurposing old Tangled merchandise and selling it because they can’t keep Frozen merchandise on the shelves. Is anyone surprised by this? Disney is smart. Disney is wily. Disney is not going to miss an opportunity to sell parents a bunch of crap with a Frozen label on it.
Your kid doesn’t get a Frozen doll. Too bad boo hoo, now they will grow up and hate you. That’s what you get parents, that is what you get! But I have a solution for you, oh boy do I ever, because I’m an amazingly smart person and I will share my wisdom with you so your dumb kid will stop whining about their dumb lack of Disney branded bullshit you will end up donating by next Easter anyway. More
So with all of the merchandise disappearing off the shelves, what is a parent who refuses to explain the concept of supply and demand supposed to do? Bid exorbitant amounts of money on Ebay of course! I am so mad I didn’t scoop up some of this merch to sell to these suckers. More