Topic: flying

Airline VP Puts Toddler Tantrums To Shame By Forcing Plane To Turn Around For Most Absurd Reason, Ever

Airline VP Puts Toddler Tantrums To Shame By Forcing Plane To Turn Around For Most Absurd Reason, Ever

If you have an upcoming flight with a young child this holiday season and you are worried about how your baby will behave on the plane, you can stop your fretting right now. This grown woman threw a temper tantrum over nuts on a plane that was so epic, she got the plane turned around and returned to the airport. Suddenly, a crying baby or child pooing in their seat seems like no big deal. More »

Laura Ingraham Is A Mom, But She Doesn’t Always Sounds Like One

Laura Ingraham Is A Mom, But She Doesn't Always Sounds Like One

When I was 20 there was no greater objector to the practice of plastic surgery than me. I’d declare that I would grow old gracefully. I would not cover my gray hair, I will embrace every wrinkle. Today at 34, I think that girl was more than a little naive. I haven’t gotten any work done, nor have I colored my hair, but it’s not outside the realm of possibility that someday I might. And I definitely don’t judge others for it as I may have once. I get it now–why people would make those choices–in a way I didn’t before. In a way, it’s hard to understand the aging process until you start living through it.

I thought of my 20-year old self when I read this National Review interview with conservative provocateur Laura Ingraham. She may be a mom, but she definitely doesn’t sound like one. More »

How To Survive Traveling With The Kids This 4th Of July Weekend

How To Survive Traveling With The Kids This 4th Of July Weekend

I would gladly spend an entire day juggling my kids on the sofa watching new releases while somebody brought me snacks and Bloody Marys at regular intervals. So why is it that the idea of flying long haul with my children makes me want to cut off my legs at the knees?

I believe that, ultimately, it’s an unfounded fear. That beyond the inconvenience, the schlepping, the stale air and the fact that we may emerge on the other end wearing pasta sauce, ginger ale and possibly pee, what we’re really worried about is the unknown. Will our children decide to be cranky that day? Will they fail to sleep? Will we lose something? Will they have an accident? On us? How many days will it take us to adjust on the other end? And after we return home? Is it worth it to spend nearly a month in flux for every 10-day vacation? More »