Topic: dog

Another Child Attacked By A Pit Bull And Once Again Internet Blames Everyone But The Dog

Another Child Attacked By A Pit Bull And Once Again Internet Blames Everyone But The Dog

A two-year-old girl had to be airlifted to the hospital after being mauled by a pit bull yesterday. She has severe injuries to the face and head, but the hospital is not releasing specifics about her condition. Is anyone surprised that the Internet is rising up to blame everything but the dog? Pit bulls are sweet, they just have this annoying propensity to occasionally rip innocent children apart. More »

The Mom Whose Toddler Was Killed By Pitbulls Faces Up To 10 Years In Prison

The Mom Whose Toddler Was Killed By Pitbulls Faces Up To 10 Years In Prison

Remember when I wrote about the family who had the pet pitbulls who attacked the toddler and you guys got all rage-y at me and told me all about how everyone should have 20 dogs roaming free in their yards and that dog breeders are awesome people and pitbulls are not strong dogs at all and they are as dangerous as kittens? Well, the mom in this case is being charged with second degree cruelty to a child and faces up to ten years in prison More »

I’m Gonna Get Me Some Kibbles n’ Bits And Placenta – Woman’s Dog Watches Her Give Birth

I'm Gonna Get Me Some Kibbles n' Bits And Placenta - Woman's Dog Watches Her Give Birth

It’s bad enough my cat Godzilla enjoys sitting on the edge of the tub and watching me take a bath, I can’t imagine having a dog present while I was in labor. Do people not realize that dogs spend a good 59% of their days licking their own asses? And I don’t care how well your therapy dog is behaved, any dog will eat a used tampon or maxi pad if he finds it in the garbage. And forget about sexy time, there is nothing creepier than having a dog watch you while you are deciding what color to paint your ceiling. Now, I know all of these things are different than giving birth but they still involve vaginas and it is my opinion that animals do not belong anywhere near vaginas. More »