Topic: Disney

The Official Mommyish Disney Movie Drinking Game

The Official Mommyish Disney Movie Drinking Game

Your next re-watch of Frozen, The Lion King, or Tarzan doesn’t have be as painful as the previous thousand viewings, though: let the Mommyish Disney Movie Drinking Game relax that clenched jaw and furrowed brow. Instead of digging your fingers into the couch cushions at the first refrain of your current least favorite song in the entire universe, wrap them around the reassuring shape of a beer bottle or wine glass. It’s going to be okay, More »

Disney Cruise Kicks Sick Infant Out To Fleabag Motel ‘For Her Safety’

Disney Cruise Kicks Sick Infant Out To Fleabag Motel 'For Her Safety'

On January 1, the minimum age for babies traveling on a Disney cruise line went up from 12 weeks to six months. A family who boarded a ship on December 30 with their four-month old was forced off the ship, mid-route, when their child began spitting up and saw the ship’s doctor. Leave it to Disney to put covering its own ass before the actual safety of an infant. More »

6 Awkward Adult Thoughts You’ll Have While Watching Disney Movies With Your Kids

6 Awkward Adult Thoughts You'll Have While Watching Disney Movies With Your Kids

At just shy of a year old, my kids aren’t watching much TV yet, but I will readily admit to using Netflix as a temporary babysitter when I have a headache or just want (need) to finish a cup of coffee uninterrupted. Overall, my favorite Disney classics have stood the test of time fairly well … except for the weird questions that pop into my adult head while watching the beloved characters of my childhood. More »

Dumbo Is Racist And Other Disney Truths That Murdered My Childhood

Dumbo Is Racist And Other Disney Truths That Murdered My Childhood

When my twins were a few months old, I decided to watch a few of my favorite movies from my childhood, thinking that it wouldn’t be long before I would be sharing these classics with my children. Then I watched Dumbo and Lady and The Tramp, and learned that watching some of these movies was going to involve a whole lot more social commentary than I had anticipated. More »

10 Sexy Disney Costumes For Moms That Will Embarrass Kids On Halloween

10 Sexy Disney Costumes For Moms That Will Embarrass Kids On Halloween

Look, if you want to dress sexy on Halloween, more power to you. I find the cultural obsession with “Slut-o-ween” obnoxious, and yet another male gaze-enforced, societal catch 22 for women in which we’re expected to be sexy but — gasp! — not that sexy! Do you, this Halloween – in whatever outfit that might be. The best part of the holiday – IMHO – is that it gives you ample opportunity to embarrass your kids by wearing something ridiculous (family costumes FTW). And if you are in the mood to show some skin this October, might I suggest one of these super hot Disney costumes? Because why be a sexy nurse when you can be a sexy Jack Sparrow instead? More »