Topic: Disney

Dumbo Is Racist And Other Disney Truths That Murdered My Childhood

Dumbo Is Racist And Other Disney Truths That Murdered My Childhood

When my twins were a few months old, I decided to watch a few of my favorite movies from my childhood, thinking that it wouldn’t be long before I would be sharing these classics with my children. Then I watched Dumbo and Lady and The Tramp, and learned that watching some of these movies was going to involve a whole lot more social commentary than I had anticipated. More »

10 Sexy Disney Costumes For Moms That Will Embarrass Kids On Halloween

10 Sexy Disney Costumes For Moms That Will Embarrass Kids On Halloween

Look, if you want to dress sexy on Halloween, more power to you. I find the cultural obsession with “Slut-o-ween” obnoxious, and yet another male gaze-enforced, societal catch 22 for women in which we’re expected to be sexy but — gasp! — not that sexy! Do you, this Halloween – in whatever outfit that might be. The best part of the holiday – IMHO – is that it gives you ample opportunity to embarrass your kids by wearing something ridiculous (family costumes FTW). And if you are in the mood to show some skin this October, might I suggest one of these super hot Disney costumes? Because why be a sexy nurse when you can be a sexy Jack Sparrow instead? More »

Mayim Bialik Can’t Let It Go, Blames Frozen For Downfall Of Feminism

Mayim Bialik Can't Let It Go, Blames Frozen For Downfall Of Feminism

Most people feel very strongly about the movie Frozen, one way or the other, especially if those people are part of the ten-and-under age group and are currently agitating for you to buy them an Elsa costume for Halloween. As it turns out Mayim Bialik is one of those people too, but her feelings toward the film are on the chilly side, and for some seriously off-the-wall reasons. Frozen isn’t feminist enough! Also, it bashes men! Slow down, Bialik, all this eye-rolling is making it hard to read your blog. More »

Stop Panicking Parents I Have Your Disney Frozen Merchandise Right Here!

Stop Panicking Parents I Have Your Disney Frozen Merchandise Right Here!

Your kid doesn’t get a Frozen doll. Too bad boo hoo, now they will grow up and hate you. That’s what you get parents, that is what you get! But I have a solution for you, oh boy do I ever, because I’m an amazingly smart person and I will share my wisdom with you so your dumb kid will stop whining about their dumb lack of Disney branded bullshit you will end up donating by next Easter anyway. More »

STFU Parents: The 9 Types Of Outraged Parents You’ll Find On The Disney Store’s Facebook Page

STFU Parents: The 9 Types Of Outraged Parents You'll Find On The Disney Store's Facebook Page

After a flurry of press, you may have read the very important news that some parents are flipping out over the shortage of “Frozen” merchandise on the Disney Store Facebook page. As a person with specialized skills in observing crazy parents on Facebook, I spent some time sifting through the madness to reveal the depths of the months-long outrage. More »