Topic: Disney

Female Superheroes Still Have Cooties, By The Looks Of Disney’s Latest Avengers Merchandise

Female Superheroes Still Have Cooties, By The Looks Of Disney's Latest Avengers Merchandise

Marvel and Disney are gearing up for the release of their newest cash cow, the Avengers: Age of Ultron movie debuting next month. Ahead of the film’s premiere, they’ve announced their new tie-in line of superhero-plastered merchandise, which should provide some great shopping to anyone who really thinks the problem with Marvel’s movies is that there are just too many girls in them. More »

The Official Mommyish Disney Movie Drinking Game

The Official Mommyish Disney Movie Drinking Game

Your next re-watch of Frozen, The Lion King, or Tarzan doesn’t have be as painful as the previous thousand viewings, though: let the Mommyish Disney Movie Drinking Game relax that clenched jaw and furrowed brow. Instead of digging your fingers into the couch cushions at the first refrain of your current least favorite song in the entire universe, wrap them around the reassuring shape of a beer bottle or wine glass. It’s going to be okay, More »

Disney Cruise Kicks Sick Infant Out To Fleabag Motel ‘For Her Safety’

Disney Cruise Kicks Sick Infant Out To Fleabag Motel 'For Her Safety'

On January 1, the minimum age for babies traveling on a Disney cruise line went up from 12 weeks to six months. A family who boarded a ship on December 30 with their four-month old was forced off the ship, mid-route, when their child began spitting up and saw the ship’s doctor. Leave it to Disney to put covering its own ass before the actual safety of an infant. More »