Infomercials take place in an alternative universe where up is down, left is right and no one knows how to do anything without the help of some overpriced, cutely named product with an “As Seen on TV” label. The most inept citizen of Infomercial Land is the infomercial mom. This type of mom is an attractive-but-non-threatening 35-45-year-old middle class woman in mom jeans who just can’t get ANYTHING right. More
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It’s adorable, Gracie is adorable, the mom’s expression is adorable, and this time Cheerios has disabled you tube comments so all of us who feel this is adorable don’t have to read comments by Racist McRacisty spewing nasty nonsense about a family. More
Check this out, oh and TRIGGER WARNING because after seeing his cute face crumble you will want to pick him up and hold him and protect him from insurance companies forever. And then watch his sad but hilarious reaction again and again. More
Rosie The Riveter, the muscle-baring, WWII feminist icon, has apparently traded in her power tools for a Swiffer Steam Mop. At least that’s what this recent Swiffer ad would have us believe. More
I love the Super Bowl. Not because I’m some rabid football fan, I mean, I like the game just fine and all, but I don’t particularly have a dog in this fight, not including the Puppy Bowl, because I tend … More
Yeah yeah yeah, funny haha. Because all moms have kids who are this out of control and obnoxious and incapable of washing their hands. Plus, I have no clue how she is going to shove all of her brats into a tiny Fiat. Plus, the commercial is over three minutes long, which is about three minutes longer than any commercial that airs on actual television should be. More
When we get drunk our kids see us as giant monster bunnies with horrifying teeth who abuse alcohol. More
Everyone is talking about how this new Rob Zombie-directed commercial for Woolite is “weird” and “scary.” Is it? I think it’s just awesome and makes me not only want to go out and buy myself a big jug of Woolite but also use it while whispering “save them” slowly over my laundry machine. More
