Topic: children’s toys

5-Year-Old Accidently Kills His 2-Year-Old Sister With His Own Patented Kiddie Rifle

5-Year-Old Accidently Kills His 2-Year-Old Sister With His Own Patented Kiddie Rifle

A moment of mourning for a 2-year-old little girl who was fatally wounded by her 5-year-old brother. While children accidently shooting one another is a unfortunately a recurring story, this little boy wasn’t tinkering with his parents’ unattended firearm collection. Not in the least. This kid had a rifle of his very own, designed specifically for kids. Record scratch. More »

If Your Kid Wants A Barbie Birthday, Their Only Options Are White, Blonde Hair, And Blue Eyes

If Your Kid Wants A Barbie Birthday, Their Only Options Are White, Blonde Hair, And Blue Eyes

Karen Green Braithwaite of New York, NY is petitioning Mattel to offer party supplies featuring Barbies of color. Apparently, if a little girl wants to throw a Barbie-themed birthday party, she’d better be cool with her banners, tablecloths, plates, cups and napkins featuring blonde-haired, blue-eyed Barbie. Because that’s all they have. More »

I Have An Irrational Hatred Of Cutesy Monster Dolls & Toys

I Have An Irrational Hatred Of Cutesy Monster Dolls & Toys

It started with the Monster High dolls. I remember seeing them in the toy aisle with their Bratz-style bobble-heads, short skirts, and fishnet stockings. I immediately didn’t like them and steered my daughter away, vaguely mumbling something about inappropriateness when she asked to look at them. Now, there’s a younger-skewed monster doll line called Vamplets, and it seems like I just can’t get away from these trendy little creeps. More »

Barbie Tries To Get In On The LEGO Friends Craze With A Dream House You Can Build, Totally Misses The Mark

Barbie Tries To Get In On The LEGO Friends Craze With A Dream House You Can Build, Totally Misses The Mark

For two months, toy stores have been updating their aisles with the newest 2013 offerings. They’re done with the “Hot Holiday Toys.” They know you’ve already bought all those. They want you to have new options for the new year. And one of the biggest new releases for 2013 toys has to be Barbie blocks, formally called Barbie Build n’ Style. More »

Quick! Someone Get Me Pregnant So I Can Buy One Of These! This May Be The Best Baby Gift Ever!

Quick! Someone Get Me Pregnant So I Can Buy One Of These! This May Be The Best Baby Gift Ever!

Ugh, I keep forgetting I don’t have a uterus, so no baby for me, but this will be the gift I buy for all the people I know who have babies! I was perusing some of the offerings of the 2013 Toy Fair held recently in New York and although the plush testicles are another adorable option, and I so want the plush Breaking Bad dolls, the Mustachifier is hilarious and reasonable and would make an awesome new baby gift. More »

Christmas Toys For Our Daughter Range From Barbie To Batman & I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Christmas Toys For Our Daughter Range From Barbie To Batman & I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

The holiday season has every parent considering the best toys to give their good little boys and girls. Lately, we’ve thought a lot about toys that look like weapons, and whether they’re the right choice for our kids. But no toy discussion is complete without a mention of gender balance. And in the increasingly gendered world of children’s toys, my family’s solution is simply to provide a wide range of girls’ and boys’ toys, then let my daughter choose what to play with. More »