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Despite her marital advice on squabble-diffusing blowjays, Gwyneth Paltrow says that her marriage to Chris Martin can be pretty tough. Like all relationships as the old adage goes. They may have been together through two kids and nearly 10 years, but it certainly hasn’t been a cake walk. According to Gwyneth, there have been “terrible times” in the Paltrow-Martin household. More
After hiding from the press for handful of days following her arrest/DUI accompaniment, Reese Witherspoon has consented to talking about drunkenly harassing a cop. The mother of three put on a brave smiley face — with a twinge of Tracy Flick if you ask me — and addressed what went on that night. At least what she could could remember of it. While Reese said that she should “know better,” she leaned heavy on the Protective Wife role, adding that she even told the cop she was pregnant.
Pregnant while smashed? I’m sure it made sense at the time. More
No, there’s no on the record lofty quote by our GOOP goddess espousing this harmonious marital tidbit — although I wouldn’t put it past her. Good followup to the whole cookbook thing? No, no, no, Chelsea Handler just relayed some marital advice she overheard Gwyneth Paltrow give someone at a dinner party she attended. Hey, Gwyneth didn’t exactly deny it. More
Sofia Vergara just hit the big 4-0 and she has plans to wed Nick Loeb. But in a true testament to our modern times, Sofia, who has 20-year-old son Manolo, is thinking about expanding her family with her new fiancé. And for her, this means shopping around for that uber celebrity trendy surrogate. More
Before Reese Witherspoon was caught drunkenly sassing a police officer, she was doing the press promotion for her film Mud. While I don’t have the slightest empathy for anyone who has the self importance to drive under the influence, Reese’s certain attention to systems of inequality make me think we can perhaps start liking her again. Maybe. More
Pregnant Kate Middleton‘s maternity style! Everybody freak out! If she’s not wearing super chic pregnancy shawls, than she’s wearing totally classic polka-dotted dresses from Top Shop — that everybody else is buying! More
Jessica Alba is a mother to two children, a fact that was utterly mind-boggling to The Daily Mail as they recently ogled her bikini body. But in the now great tradition of the “how did you get that smokin’ body?” question that is now a cornerstone to celebrity mom interviews, Jessica’s “secret” is out. Those of you who are so inclined can set your Google machines accordingly. More
After some very audible concern-trolling about pregnant Kate Middleton not producing a baby bump for everyone to salivate over, the Duchess is finally bumping it. I know everyone is heaving a sigh of relief because, as a lady in the public eye, her body is totally their business. More
Awww, isn’t that just the cutest? Eyeroll eyeroll eyeroll. Doting, yeah, we get it, next he will be taking her to the hospital to deliver the baby on a magical flying unicorn and bestowing a million kisses on the OBGYN for tending to his wife. Blah blah blah. Today is my wedding anniversary. My husband had to get on a plane at 4 a.m. but he promised me when he gets home he will watch me watch old Deadwood episodes! ROMANTIC! More
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Jessica Simpson may be pregnant with her second child — a son — but that doesn’t mean she’s breaking from Weight Watchers-sponsored public weigh-ins. Hardly. In fact, she’s willing to invite a major tabloid to her baby shower specifically to do the baby weight talking points. You are the master promoter, Jessica. I bow to thee.
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Pregnant ladies, do you go everywhere with your partner? Does your significant other walk you to and from work each day while you’re expecting? Because if not, according to some outlets, this makes you a “somber” pregnant lady. Just ask Kim Kardashian! More
If you haven’t seen the Queen of Versailles documentary, you need to. Like now. Like open another window with your Netflix streaming and have that loading while you finish reading this post. We’re talking epic layers of wealth, class, straight up nanny enslavement, economic recession commentary, women’s roles, and that’s only the first half hour. But for those of you who haven’t had the Queen of Versailles experience, suffice it to say that the obscenely wealthy Siegel family (of eight children) set out to build a Versailles-inspired home in Florida.
Then the economy tanks. More
Like a fair amount of the celeb mommy cohort, Kim Kardashian is shopping around maternity wards trying to figure out where the best place to deliver her ultra famous baby would be. July will sneak up faster than any of us can say “Kim Kardashian delivers a healthy baby girl!” and wouldn’t you know the reality starlet is scoping out Paris as a possible delivery spot. Just don’t settle for anything less than the Beyonce maternity suite, Kim. You’ve earned it. More
I didn’t think I could love Drew Barrymore any more. Then she admitted to growing a goatee during pregnancy. More
