Topic: celebrity mom

You Really Need To Know That Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Sex Tape

You Really Need To Know That Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Sex Tape

Break out Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is pushing self promotion of her own sex tape to new heights. Not only did the reality star awkwardly navigate the whole “this is my private sex tape that leaked OOPS now it’s a porno for you to buy,” but she famously outsold sex tape pioneer Kim Kardashian. But Farrah is apparently looking to kick these sex tape sales into overdrive by peppering her interviews with sexy, sexy, BUY ME sound bites. More »

Kate Middleton’s Maternity Wear Is Cheap Enough For Mere Mortals

Kate Middleton's Maternity Wear Is Cheap Enough For Mere Mortals

Kate Middleton‘s Royal Pregnancy has been predictably documented through her clothing choices. If the mother-to-be is not busting out of her coat when lookers-on are bump hungry than she is wearing incredibly chic pregnancy shawls. But a new trend is emerging in the biggest pregnancy to ever happen ever. You guys, Kate Middleton may be a duchess but she is not solely devoted to the fancy maternity gear. More »

Melissa McCarthy And Sandra Bullock Sing The Working Mom Guilt Blues

Melissa McCarthy And Sandra Bullock Sing The Working Mom Guilt Blues

Here’s a way to get an immediate microphone in your face. Be a successful lady who happens to have kids and utter “working mom guilt.” Insta-press. Not that Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock need it. But it’s the easiest “these women are just like you” press gimmick out there. It’s practically #1 on the top 10 mommy soundtrack. Hit the ballad, ladies. More »

I Had No Idea How Awesome Jessica Alba’s Birth Story Was Until I Saw The Picture Of The ‘Baby That Didn’t Know It Had Been Born’

I Had No Idea How Awesome Jessica Alba's Birth Story Was Until I Saw The Picture Of The 'Baby That Didn't Know It Had Been Born'

The story of the “baby that didn’t know it had been born” blows my mind for so many reasons I don’t even know where to start — it’s the same as Jessica Alba’s birth story (huh?), a doctor in Greece posted his experience on Facebook (what?), and all I can think is how freaking lucky this mother is because my water breaking was like the gates of hell opening to swallow me whole. More »

Jessica Simpson Is Racing Her Very Fertile Uterus To The Altar

Jessica Simpson Is Racing Her Very Fertile Uterus To The Altar

Jessica Simpson‘s wedding plans with fiancé Eric Johnson have been somewhat thwarted and she’ll be the first one to tell you. Multiple pregnancies and a considerable amount of family drama have left the 32-year-old postponing hypothetical aisle-walking. But some very loud whispers from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower claim that she is getting this wedding on the calendar before she conceives baby #3. Who is ready to see Maxwell Drew in a flower girl dress?! More »

Kim Kardashian Would Like You To Know She Charged Her Latest Preggo Craving To Her Black Amex Card

Kim Kardashian Would Like You To Know She Charged Her Latest Preggo Craving To Her Black Amex Card

Goodness knows I don’t expect Kim Kardashian to be a beacon of class and etiquette, especially when it comes to money. The soon-to-be mother may have eventually opted out of receiving baby shower gifts (points!) but she does want you to know that she just shopped her latest preggo craving on her black American Express card. KARDASHIAN KLASS, BABY! More »

Press Runs Kate Beckinsale ‘Mini-Me’ Daughter Story For The Upteenth Time

Press Runs Kate Beckinsale ‘Mini-Me’ Daughter Story For The Upteenth Time

I realize that the tabloid business is generally always scraping at the bottom of the barrel, especially when it comes to following celeb parents and children. How many times can you realistically spin some copy off of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt‘s bangs? As it turns out, not nearly as often as you can print Kate Beckinsale and her “mini me” daughter stories. More »