I’m so happy the worldwide shortage of beautiful people situation is being addressed, by Scarlett Johansson, who is expecting her first child with her fiancÃ© Romain Dauriac. You may be familiar with Romain for being a famous French journalist and for also having sort of strange looking neckwear choices. I’m joking, not about his neckwear choices, those are extremely unfortunate, but about his fame, because to be honest I have no idea who he is really More
Topic: celebrity mom
In fact, I’m sure my marriage could use a dose of Carinn submission every once in awhile. What would happen if I gave in to my husband’s way of doing things for an entire day? A month? A year? Would I transform from the alpha strong independent woman I am today into a meek and mindless servant, unable to think for myself? I can’t even fathom. More
It takes time to heal after giving birth. Kim Kardashian‘s post-baby vagina isn’t more attractive, or glamorous, or camera-ready than any other woman’s. Don’t women who have just had a baby get enough scrutiny over whether or not they have lost the baby weight or can fit into their skinny jeans without having to add the sacred vagina cow into the mix? And the fact that Kim gave birth to a daughter, who may one day grow up and have her own baby, makes me realize how utterly lame her mom making statements like this is. She just ushered in a brave new world of vagina contemplation her own daughter can look forward to experiencing when and if she decides to have her own baby. More
Chelsea Clinton has been in the public eye since she was barely a teenager. Dragged before stages for acceptance speeches and made the nice proper family adornment, Chelsea has sacrificed privacy before she could even make the choice. So you would think, now that she is a grownup, her parents Hillary and Bill Clinton would save their grandchildren pestering for nice quiet family dinners and Thanksgiving. Not, you know, the press.
Celebrity mom coverage usually comes with an assortment of signature backhanded vocabulary: “flaunting” and “parading,” i.e. a pregnant lady leaving the house, being “brave” for wearing a bikini. “Curves” and “post-baby body” to describe their figures — because that’s currently what eclipses all else. But celebrity mom headlines can often times be so off the wall batty that it can difficult to distinguish between the authentically offensive and Mad Libs. More
Natalie Portman very visibly welcomed her son Aleph in 2011 (fans will remember her very pregnant Oscar win). But even though Natalie was 30 years old when she became a mother, with a high-powered career and loads of travel under her belt, she admits she had no idea that being a mother was “work.” Oh, honey. More
As a former nanny and babysitter, I’ve adhered to all kinds of requests from parents. I’ve watched kids overnight, I’ve stayed longer than the scheduled time because shiz happens, I once even unexpectedly ferried a baby from Brooklyn into Manhattan because the mother I worked for forgot her breast pump and was in pain. Call of duty, expect the unexpected, children are unpredictable, and all that. Nevertheless, if a parent demanded I log a 12-hour overnight shift with NO BREAKS likeÂ Alanis Morissette‘s former nanny alleges, I would be calling the authorities and telling all my nanny friends to black list her. More
If you want yet more evidence that we’ve become increasing isolated as people raising children (the anti-it takes a village, if you will) I urge you to consider why a large percentage of parents view celebrities — generally the most removed people from planet earth next to astronauts — as parenting “inspiration.” More
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Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to grab some groceries, but that arbitrary thumbs up has just gone way, way up.Â The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended theÂ Tusk Trust awards and, because the princess welcomed a baby a few months ago, this made for an ample royal post-baby body update. Because who gives a hoot about an award ceremony when there is a postpartum body to analyze? More
Her royal GOOP-iness, Gwyneth Paltrow may have just landed herself on the mommy shit list and this time, it has nothing to do with being strict about her children’s diets. The mother of two was reportedly picking up her daughter Apple from school in Los Angeles when the two hopped on a Vespa and cut off a school bus. There is, unfortunately, video capturing this rather scary episode. The car seat moms are a commin’ for you BIG TIME on this one, Gwyneth! More
It’s good to be the duchess. Despite having the whole of the universe inspecting herÂ “post-baby body”Â on a simple grocery run, Kate Middleton is having a truly luxurious maternity leave. No round the clock mani/pedis or in-house royal diaper changer, but a pure postpartum bliss does seem to be happening over at the Middleton house.
Kate Middleton is reportedly still on maternity leave, but at the last minute, the Duchess decided to accompany her husband Prince William toÂ the Ring O’Fire Ultra Marathon in Anglesey, Wales. While the public appearance was not originally scheduled to include K Middy, she tagged along anyway — just to say hi! More