Topic: celebrity mom

Reality Star Complains About Her Million Dollar Salary And Should Basically STFU

Reality Star Complains About Her Million Dollar Salary And Should Basically STFU

I use the word “star” in the loosest of terms but ok, fine. Kelly Cutrone, former TV “star” from The Hills, is in the news today for opining about how life is sooo hard on her meager salary of one million dollars a year. She lives in New York City and that barely covers her pricey nanny, parking fees, private school tuition and taxes, ya’ll! I am about to go cry a river for her but I need to bitch this out first. More »

Shocking Video Shows Mom And Humanitarian Angelina Jolie Exploited By Scumbag From Her Past

Shocking Video Shows Mom And Humanitarian Angelina Jolie Exploited By Scumbag From Her Past

Even if the video shows a “strung-out” Jolie it’s hard for me to be scandalized by this. I have done many stupid things in my own life and I think a lot of us look back on our pasts and cringe, and when you look at all of the incredible humanitarian work Jolie does now it just seems so icky to be dredging up something from her past and scattering it all over the media. More »

Scarlet Johansson Pregnant, Expecting Extremely Attractive Offspring

Scarlet Johansson Pregnant, Expecting Extremely Attractive Offspring

I’m so happy the worldwide shortage of beautiful people situation is being addressed, by Scarlett Johansson, who is expecting her first child with her fiancĂ© Romain Dauriac. You may be familiar with Romain for being a famous French journalist and for also having sort of strange looking neckwear choices. I’m joking, not about his neckwear choices, those are extremely unfortunate, but about his fame, because to be honest I have no idea who he is really More »

I Could Probably Learn Something From The School Of Candance Cameron Bure Submissive Wife Ways

I Could Probably Learn Something From The School Of Candance Cameron Bure Submissive Wife Ways

In fact, I’m sure my marriage could use a dose of Carinn submission every once in awhile. What would happen if I gave in to my husband’s way of doing things for an entire day? A month? A year? Would I transform from the alpha strong independent woman I am today into a meek and mindless servant, unable to think for myself? I can’t even fathom. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Very Proud Of Her Post-Baby Vagina But We Didn’t Need This Factoid

Kim Kardashian Is Very Proud Of Her Post-Baby Vagina But We Didn't Need This Factoid

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It takes time to heal after giving birth. Kim Kardashian‘s post-baby vagina isn’t more attractive, or glamorous, or camera-ready than any other woman’s. Don’t women who have just had a baby get enough scrutiny over whether or not they have lost the baby weight or can fit into their skinny jeans without having to add the sacred vagina cow into the mix? And the fact that Kim gave birth to a daughter, who may one day grow up and have her own baby, makes me realize how utterly lame her mom making statements like this is. She just ushered in a brave new world of vagina contemplation her own daughter can look forward to experiencing when and if she decides to have her own baby. More »

Chelsea Clinton’s Parents Are Breathing Down Her Neck About Grandchildren

Chelsea Clinton's Parents Are Breathing Down Her Neck About Grandchildren

Chelsea Clinton has been in the public eye since she was barely a teenager. Dragged before stages for acceptance speeches and made the nice proper family adornment, Chelsea has sacrificed privacy before she could even make the choice. So you would think, now that she is a grownup, her parents Hillary and Bill Clinton would save their grandchildren pestering for nice quiet family dinners and Thanksgiving. Not, you know, the press.
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Real Or Fake: Crazy Celebrity Mom Headlines

Real Or Fake: Crazy Celebrity Mom Headlines

Celebrity mom coverage usually comes with an assortment of signature backhanded vocabulary: “flaunting” and “parading,” i.e. a pregnant lady leaving the house, being “brave” for wearing a bikini. “Curves” and “post-baby body” to describe their figures — because that’s currently what eclipses all else. But celebrity mom headlines can often times be so off the wall batty that it can difficult to distinguish between the authentically offensive and Mad Libs. More »

Former Nanny Alleges Alanis Morissette Made Her Work Demeaning, Break-Free 12-Hour All-Nighter

Former Nanny Alleges Alanis Morissette Made Her Work Demeaning, Break-Free 12-Hour All-Nighter

As a former nanny and babysitter, I’ve adhered to all kinds of requests from parents. I’ve watched kids overnight, I’ve stayed longer than the scheduled time because shiz happens, I once even unexpectedly ferried a baby from Brooklyn into Manhattan because the mother I worked for forgot her breast pump and was in pain. Call of duty, expect the unexpected, children are unpredictable, and all that. Nevertheless, if a parent demanded I log a 12-hour overnight shift with NO BREAKS like Alanis Morissette‘s former nanny alleges, I would be calling the authorities and telling all my nanny friends to black list her. More »

You’ll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

You'll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to grab some groceries, but that arbitrary thumbs up has just gone way, way up. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended the Tusk Trust awards and, because the princess welcomed a baby a few months ago, this made for an ample royal post-baby body update. Because who gives a hoot about an award ceremony when there is a postpartum body to analyze? More »