Topic: celebrity dad

Fergie Has A Fergalicious Fetus Because Josh Duhamel Knocked Her Up So You Can Stop Calling Her Fat

Fergie Has A Fergalicious Fetus Because Josh Duhamel Knocked Her Up So You Can Stop Calling Her Fat

Stacy Fergusen, AKA, Fergie let her husband Josh Duhamel put a baby inside of her and now she can compete with the other pregnant people like Kim Kardashin and Kate Middleton for having the public and media scrutinize every once of weight she gains for the gestation of her fergalicious fetus. The happy couple, who married in 2009, tweeted the news out by a photoshopped picture of the parents as toddlers, with a super cute cat added to the mix. More »

The ‘Secret’ To Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner’s Adorable Marriage Is Mad Men

The 'Secret' To Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner's Adorable Marriage Is Mad Men

I’m sure the Affleck-Garner family has their strife just like everyone else. Heck, even when Jennifer Garner was wholesomely pregnant with baby Samuel, she expressed regret at marrying young (the first time around). But according to a “source” close to the couple, what makes this nuclear family so sparkly and and Wonder Bread-worthy is that the pair have a Mad Men-style arrangement happening. More »

Up And Coming Young Comedian Is A First Time Dad! Congratulations Steve Martin – Whaaaat?

Up And Coming Young Comedian Is A First Time Dad! Congratulations Steve Martin - Whaaaat?

I had no idea Steve Martin put a baby inside someone, much less didn’t have any children before this! We all need to sit right down and catch our collective breath because the man, the legend, the brilliantly amazing Steve Martin is a first time daddy at age 67 and NONE of us are the baby mama. Did you know he was planning on having a baby? I didn’t even know he was married. Actually, I still thought he was dating artist Cindy Sherman.  This news is actually a celebrity baby story that I care about. More »

Peek-A-Boo Kanye! Your Baby Mama Is Wearing Ugly Shoes In Brazil!

Peek-A-Boo Kanye! Your Baby Mama Is Wearing Ugly Shoes In Brazil!

Is it just me, or is Kanye West starting to look like he has gained quite a bit of baby weight? And from this photo, he is obviously getting in some much needed peek-a-boo practice before the Kimye makes its baby debut in July. I’m not going to say that Kim’s Louboutins look super ugly and really uncomfortable, because that goes without saying. Why do pregnant celebrities do this? Heels are not the most fun to walk in anyway but I really can’t imagine traipsing all over Brazil sightseeing while wearing five-inch heels and oh my gosh, I think I just figured out what Kim has a gazillion dollars and I don’t. More »

Javier Bardem Put Another Baby Inside Penelope Cruz To Help With Worldwide Gorgeous Human Shortage

Javier Bardem Put Another Baby Inside Penelope Cruz To Help With Worldwide Gorgeous Human Shortage

I’m so happy that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have decided to procreate again because it is my opinion that too many ugly people in the world are having babies. I mean, do we really need anymore ugmo non-celebrity mouthbreather babies in the world to go around uglying up the place? No, we do not! So thank heavens we can all count on Javier and Penelope to give birth to some sparkly gorgeous child that will one day grow up to be as beautiful as they are . More »

Some People In Hollywood Think Mel Gibson Is Jodie Foster’s Super Secret Sperm Donor

Some People In Hollywood Think Mel Gibson Is Jodie Foster's Super Secret Sperm Donor

If you were watching the Golden Globes this Sunday, perhaps you witnessed Jodie Foster‘s (second) coming out speech. Perhaps you also noticed that Jodi’s strapping sons, 14-year-old Charles and 12-year-old Kit were also in attendance. And maybe you also took note of Mel Gibson sitting right beside them — which is apparently all it takes for some to think the actor might their biological father.  Yup, I’m as clueless as you are.
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Kim Kardashian Has A Big Fat Pregnant Face And I’m Sure Kanye Does Too

Kim Kardashian Has A Big Fat Pregnant Face And I'm Sure Kanye Does Too

Instead of focusing on every single pound Kim gains or how her face looks or what maternity clothing she is wearing, I’m going to totally start media-stalking Kanye and the second I see him indulging in a burger or leaving the house with stubble on his face I’m going to blame it on this pregnancy. Kim K did not get pregnant all by herself so why should she have to be scrutinized all by herself too? Watch out Kanye, the second I see you buying a mocha frappe with whipped cream, it’s totally baby bump news. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant And Yo’ Kanye, I’m Really Happy For You An’ Imma Let You Finish But The Baby Of The Year Will Be A Royal

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant And Yo' Kanye, I'm Really Happy For You An' Imma Let You Finish But The Baby Of The Year Will Be A Royal

Even though you are a super famous celebrity couple you can’t upstage a royal baby. That baby is gonna be the best baby of all time. But I can’t help but think that due to all of the reports that Kim really wants to be BFF with Kate Middleton that we will get to hear all sorts of stories about how Kim will also have acute morning sickness and ooops, she may already be hinting at such via her website. More »