Topic: beyonce

10 Steps To Getting Knocked Up The BeyoncĂ© Way, Courtesy Of Bill O’Reilly

10 Steps To Getting Knocked Up The Beyoncé Way, Courtesy Of Bill O'Reilly

My eyes have rolled right out of my head so it is very difficult to write this, so if you notice any typos or mistakes please forgive me. It’s just that I wrote this while listening to BeyoncĂ© and I am currently pregnant right now or something, because that is what Bey does to women and young girls, she encourages us to spread our legs and have the nearest roaming P come right on in our V and give us a baby. At least according to Bill O’Reilly. More »

Blue Ivy Carter Is The Cutest Famous Baby So All The Other Famous Babies Can Sit Right Down

Blue Ivy Carter Is The Cutest Famous Baby So All The Other Famous Babies Can Sit Right Down

Oh man, I’ll just be sitting over her with my ovaries exploding in baby want due to this new picture of Princess Blue Ivy of BeyonceJayzAtopia. Everything is adorable about this , her little boots, her little monogrammed jacket, how she is holding daddy’s hand. All it takes is a cute toddler in a pair of floral Doc Martens and I’ve got baby fever-rrrrrrrrrrr. More »

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

Beyonce Is Officially (Supposedly) Pregnant Again

The world is buzzing with the buzz that Beyonce, Blue Ivy and Mr. Beyonce are indeed expecting to add to their brood with a new little baby! According to E Online, “multiple sources” have confirmed that Beyonce is expecting and Blue Ivy will be a big sister! I don’t know how to process this news considering we have Kate Middleton, Jessica Simpson, and Kim Kardashian all expecting babies and I think it should be only fair that I get a break from all this baby business, but no one has consulted me. More »

People Think Beyonce Is Pregnant Based On The Novel Tactic Of Assessing How Her Stomach Looks In Dresses

People Think Beyonce Is Pregnant Based On The Novel Tactic Of Assessing How Her Stomach Looks In Dresses

Oh to be a celebrity lady and have your entire childbearing years be constantly assessed and scrutinized for that possible baby bump. Is it here? Is it there? Is it under that big fancy print dress that you wore to the Met Gala that your BFF Gwyneth Paltrow will never ever be attending again? Inquiring and completely entitled misogynistic minds are dying to know, Beyonce! More »