Topic: baby weight

So Now Pregnant Fatty McFat Kim Kardashian Is Hitting The Gym Too Often

So Now Pregnant Fatty McFat Kim Kardashian Is Hitting The Gym Too Often

Pregnant Kim Kardashian can’t win. Now that she’s barely showing, concerned bodysnarkers are swooping in to comment on what the Daily Mail has backhandedly described as her “growing curves.” But in the proper and fairly standard bookend to such Fatty McFat coverage, now the rags are leaning in to say that Kim may be going to the gym too frequently. If it’s not one, then it’s certainly the other. More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Already Planning That Slammin’ Post-Baby Body, Alleges Tabloid That Wishes She Was Pregnant

Jennifer Aniston Is Already Planning That Slammin' Post-Baby Body, Alleges Tabloid That Wishes She Was Pregnant

Ladies, you can never start planning for that post-baby body too early!

Better schedule all that stretch-mark removal and plastic surgery appointments around the first trimester. Take a page from Jennifer Aniston, who OK! magazine is alleging is not only pregnant but seriously planning ahead to be a postpartum bombshell thanks to a slew of procedures. Get those breast augmentations on the books STAT, mommies! More »

My Troubled Body Image Must Change For My Daughter’s Sake

My Troubled Body Image Must Change For My Daughter’s Sake

Every girl has that “girls body image” moment. Mine was in high school when I lost four pounds over a week of summer charity work and when I returned, my envious school friends said I looked “really skinny.” For my sister, it was in the fifth grade, when she developed early and was bullied for her looks by an adult yard monitor. I wonder and worry what my daughter’s moment will be, the first moment she realizes her body is on display to the world. More »

People Mag Says Jessica Simpson’s Morning Sickness Is A ‘Good Thing’ So She Doesn’t Get Fat

People Mag Says Jessica Simpson's Morning Sickness Is A 'Good Thing' So She Doesn't Get Fat

Professional Weight Watchers spokesperson Jessica Simpson is making the rounds promoting yet another pregnancy — and a “lifestyle” — all in the name of corporate sponsorship. But while the soon-to-be mother of two has taken a lot of flack for her unpregnant, pregnant, and post-baby body, People magazine decided to continue the trend and season their coverage with some completely unsolicited and harmful pregnancy advice. About, what else, but weight loss! More »

Adele And Her ‘Post-Baby Body’ Are Coming To The Golden Globes, Prepare The Gawk Fest

Adele And Her 'Post-Baby Body' Are Coming To The Golden Globes, Prepare The Gawk Fest

The other cultural and equally as voyeuristic bookend to the obscene “bump watch” for celebrity ladies is always the first “post-baby” appearance. Well aware of the draw of the “post-baby body,” “post-baby” performances, and generally people who want to gawk at a woman who just had baby, some parlay that “post-baby” capital into film promotions. Or they can be like Adele, and just happen to be nominated for a Golden Globe after birthing a kid. More »

Anonymous Mom: I Don’t Believe In The ‘Post-Baby Body’

Anonymous Mom: I Don't Believe In The 'Post-Baby Body'

Like all the other evil ploys out there that manipulate women’s body image — the “post-baby body,” “pre-baby body” stigmata is dangerous and cruel. The worst thing is it is something that we allow ourselves to buy into because it is such a widespread idea. The impression that you can’t bounce back easily from giving birth is what everyone wants you to believe. The worst part is, this is what we as women tell each other, like a campfire horror story. More »

Top 10 Parenting Controversies Of 2012

Top 10 Parenting Controversies Of 2012

Like every year before it, 2012 presented plenty of opportunities for parents to disagree and debate. Maybe it’s the politics of an election year, but we seemed particularly inclined to argue over even the most basic parenting principles. Without further ado, Mommyish would like to present the most compelling, overwhelming, and divisive controversies of the year. More »