I’m so not looking forward to my eldest going off to college. If he ever pulled a stunt like this I would twerk him right down to the police station. More
As many of you are aware, there have been quite a few incidents of kerfuffles breaking out in the land of sugary pizza and prize tickets, and some of you may attribute these incidents to the fact that Chuck E. Cheese may be the ninth circle of hell. Not so fast you armchair psychologists! Because a REAL doctor has determined why so many parents are losing their shizz at the land of the giant mechanical singing mouse, and it’s basically because you are just so excited to be there. And drunk. More
Cops who make the rounds on these boozy teenage parties probably know the drill. Pull up, rap on the door, and enter a boozy wonderland where 15-year-olds are taking their first stab at rum and cokes. Maybe you find a 13-year-old sibling who tagged along for the ride. Cue stolen liquor and clanky beer bottles. Maybe even some poor youngin’ already craning over the toilet. But when Florida police officers reportedly arrived at a Palm Beach residence to bust up some teenage underage drinking, they also happened upon a 39-year-old mother who was allegedly boozing herself. Is this becoming the latest staple of the underage drinking scene now? The “cool mom”? More
I think back on that time now and am amazed at how little I knew. I had a baby, sure, but what I have now is kids and the distinction could not be greater. Here are five things I understand now that I have two children that I didn’t when I had only one. More
It’s that time of year when mothers load up their motor boats, throw back a couple of drinks, forget to eat and then fail sobriety tests. Even if they are awesome powerhouses likeÂ Erin Brockovich-Ellis. More
Who doesn’t love Sunday brunch? You have eggs Benedict, waffles, bacon, and everyone’s favorite, booze. There is nothing like a nice mimosa when you’re good and hungover from a wild Saturday night. Unless, of course, you’re a little kid.
This past Sunday, oneÂ family’s Sunday brunch was allegedly more like happy hour. The parents claim thatÂ the restaurant served their three children, ages two, three and seven, mimosas instead of plain orange juice. More
Super fucking annoyed when I can only find Childrenâ€™s Advil. I try to do math. My daughter sucks on two and a half of these when she has a headache. So I needâ€¦what? Five? I pop a Childrenâ€™s Advil in my mouth and spit it out immediately. How do children EAT those things? But itâ€™s that or Baby Tylenol. Actually think of drowning the rest of the bottle of Baby Tylenol before remembering that I put the Advil in my red purse, the one I used when I went to see daughterâ€™s school concert. More
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I’ve always lived by the motto “everything in moderation!” Well, tried to anyway. I, like many other women enjoy the occasional glass of wine. Okay – the nightly glass of wine. I never really worried about this habit, though. But it turns out that rewarding yourself with that glass of wine at the end of the day may be doing more harm than you think. A new study shows a serious link between alcohol and cancer – and you don’t have to be an alcoholic to be affected. More
Sometimes they include gender reveals or party games or the oohing and aching over tiny little onesies but we have all obviously been doing it wrong all of these years because most of our baby showers have never resulted in bottles being broken over the guest’s heads or the cops being called. Gone are the days of family matriarchs holding court and pastel colored balloons and cake pops, we now have baby showers that include tazers. More
This pregnancy comes on the heels of a miscarriage. As a result, Iâ€™ve spent the past nine weeks mired in fear, doubt, worry and tears. On the day I hit the 10-week mark, I made myself a light hot toddy, sat back with a book and took a moment just to enjoy that I had a child in me. More
Senator Rand Paul went through a difficult and stressful parenting situation this weekend. His 19-year-old son was arrested for minor consumption and public intoxication at a North Carolina airport on Saturday. And call us crazy, but the Mommyish team can’t help but feel a little sorry for the politician and his misbehaving offspring. More
My husband and I have gone over this a million times. Sometimes he says he’s done, he’s just going to quit. But then he follows up with this self-indulgent request to “please be understanding if I’m not in the best mood for a few days.” I have heard that proclamation so many times it’s laughable. Now, whenever he says he’s quitting, I just stay quiet and continue with whatever I’m doing. More