Topic: Alcohol

Restaurant Allegedly Serves Booze To Children With Parents Who Can’t Taste Alcohol

Restaurant Allegedly Serves Booze To Children With Parents Who Can't Taste Alcohol

Who doesn’t love Sunday brunch? You have eggs Benedict, waffles, bacon, and everyone’s favorite, booze. There is nothing like a nice mimosa when you’re good and hungover from a wild Saturday night. Unless, of course, you’re a little kid.

This past Sunday, one family’s Sunday brunch was allegedly more like happy hour. The parents claim that the restaurant served their three children, ages two, three and seven, mimosas instead of plain orange juice. More »

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

Super fucking annoyed when I can only find Children’s Advil. I try to do math. My daughter sucks on two and a half of these when she has a headache. So I need…what? Five? I pop a Children’s Advil in my mouth and spit it out immediately. How do children EAT those things? But it’s that or Baby Tylenol. Actually think of drowning the rest of the bottle of Baby Tylenol before remembering that I put the Advil in my red purse, the one I used when I went to see daughter’s school concert. More »

Your Moderate Drinking Habit Is Probably Killing You

Your Moderate Drinking Habit Is Probably Killing You

I’ve always lived by the motto “everything in moderation!” Well, tried to anyway. I, like many other women enjoy the occasional glass of wine. Okay – the nightly glass of wine. I never really worried about this habit, though. But it turns out that rewarding yourself with that glass of wine at the end of the day may be doing more harm than you think. A new study shows a serious link between alcohol and cancer – and you don’t have to be an alcoholic to be affected. More »

Was There A Drunken 200 Person Brawl That Ended With Four Arrests At Your Baby Shower? Mine Neither

Was There A Drunken 200 Person Brawl That Ended With Four Arrests At Your Baby Shower? Mine Neither

Sometimes they include gender reveals or party games or the oohing and aching over tiny little onesies but we have all obviously been doing it wrong all of these years because most of our baby showers have never resulted in bottles being broken over the guest’s heads or the cops being called. Gone are the days of family matriarchs holding court and pastel colored balloons and cake pops, we now have baby showers that include tazers. More »

Senator Rand Paul’s Son Arrested For Underage Drinking & Man, It Must Suck To Be A Politician’s Kid

Senator Rand Paul's Son Arrested For Underage Drinking & Man, It Must Suck To Be A Politician's Kid

Senator Rand Paul went through a difficult and stressful parenting situation this weekend. His 19-year-old son was arrested for minor consumption and public intoxication at a North Carolina airport on Saturday. And call us crazy, but the Mommyish team can’t help but feel a little sorry for the politician and his misbehaving offspring. More »

Anonymous Mom: I Hate That My Husband Smokes Pot

Anonymous Mom: I Hate That My Husband Smokes Pot

My husband and I have gone over this a million times. Sometimes he says he’s done, he’s just going to quit. But then he follows up with this self-indulgent request to “please be understanding if I’m not in the best mood for a few days.” I have heard that proclamation so many times it’s laughable. Now, whenever he says he’s quitting, I just stay quiet and continue with whatever I’m doing. More »