4. Husband-Wife “Banter”

STFU Parents

Yeesh. Tanya may or may not be pissed off at her husband Glenn, who may or may not find his toothbrush on the floor behind the toilet when he gets home. This exchange simultaneously makes me want to scroll down as quickly as possible and grab a tub of popcorn for entertainment’s sake. But mostly I want to scroll down. Personally, I keep my “relationship sass” off social media, and it’s worked out well so far. That’s what text messaging is for!