Celebrities can mainly suck it, unless they are truly great humanitarians and donate a gazillion dollars yearly to charities and act like decent people when they are out in public. Reese Witherspoon – yeah, yeah Election was a great movie and I suppose she was pretty good in Walk The Line but come on, does Reese really think she can afford to act like such a bitch when she has starred in so many bad movies over the years? For those of you unfamiliar with what I mean by “act like a bitch” I shall enlighten you. Reese and her husband Jim Toth were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta , Reese for disorderly conduct and her husband for failing to pass a sobriety test. Basically they were both shitfaced and driving around Atlanta and you know, potentially endangering fellow motorists and pedestrians by getting behind the wheel of a car when drunk.
Good people don’t drink and drive. Only assholes drink and drive. I don’t care who you are or what a good driver you are or how responsible you are. Drunk drivers are scum. I have zero sympathy for these people. And to make matters worse, good ‘ol Reese pulled the diva celeb card on the poor officer, who was just trying to do his damn job, by saying – according to The Daily Mail:
The officer on the scene claims that the actress became clearly agitated and eventually disobeyed his verbal commands.
The officer reported: ‘Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer.’
The law enforcer explained in the report: ‘I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet.’
But once Toth was handcuffed, the mother-of-three disembarked from her seat, telling the officer that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she had the right to ‘stand on American ground’.
The report then described how Reese resisted him as he grabbed her arms to arrest her.
Toth is said to have made a verbal attempt to calm his hysterical wife.
The officer’s report further details: ‘Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.”’
Unfortunately the police reports doesn’t state that reese went on to say “I was the star of the critically panned dumbass movie Little Nicky also starring Adam Sandler.” According to Entertainment Weekly, reese has apologized for being a raging shebitch:
“Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say, I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I’m very sorry for my behavior.”
Yes Reese, most of us in America do know who you are and I always viewed you as sort of an okay actress, but with really cute kids. But I’m more than happy to forget who you are considering there are plenty of actresses in Hollywood who has a lot more talent than you do and who are smart enough to realize that when you are drunk, you don’t get behind the wheel. You and your husband can move along now, and the rest of us can find different celebrities to give our movie ticket money to.