The Real Reasons Why Women Breastfeed In Public
Breastfeeding moms are told to cover up, to be discreet, to go feed their babies in public restrooms because as we all know, there is nothing more pleasant than having lunch in a place reserved for urinating and defecting, or else to go sit in a hot car in a parking lot and feed your baby in the privacy of your vehicle. When I was breastfeeding my kids, and when I did so in public, I always did it because they were hungry, but according to the internet, women do it for many other reasons. Here are some of my favorites below.
1: Because when I try and sew the fig leaves together they keep falling apart
3: Because of disrespectful ass tits
4: Because I’m a random hooker
5: I like exposing children to my danger breasts
6: I want to see more penis
7: I’m a show-off
8: I want your teenage son to see
10: I don’t understand hygience
11: I’m an animal
12: Because I want to say the F-word to Grandma
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