Last night, my partner noted that a very decidedly millennial Internet thing is the ‚Äúblank as blank‚ÄĚ re-imagination.¬†The Santa Claus¬†as a horror film.¬†Breaking Bad¬†as a 1995 dramedy.¬†Disney princesses as sloths.¬†Your favorite childhood character who was definitely not supposed to represent an adult as a soft porn star. Wait, that¬†isn‚Äôt¬†something you want? Too bad, we now have¬†Hello Kitty¬†as a¬†Playboy¬†Bunny. More
I don’t want to live in an eventuality where I’ll have to butter my nipples. I know it’s coming, but, just let me live with my unbuttered nipples a little bit longer. More
Hey! Your kid is turning 12 or eight or seven months or whatever, and you’d like a fresh idea for his birthday cake, wouldn’t you? Nothing says, “I love you baby!” better than an instrument of death, made from fondant or delicious frosting and plastered on a cake. More
It must be a day ending in Y, because¬†Kate Gosselin¬†just did something to make me shake my head in sympathy for her kids again. (It seems like she has the Monday / Wednesday / Friday / Sunday beat, and¬†Jon Gosselin¬†takes the Tuesday / Thursday / Saturday one. It‚Äôs the only part of parenting that they can agree on at this point ‚ÄĒ¬†being exploitative about it. More
I think it is crazy hilarious when kids fall down, even my own. Of course, I always check to make sure they’re okay before I laugh out loud because I don’t want to damage their psyche or anything. But if there are only bumps and bruises, then I’ll take my sweet time enjoying the hilarity of the moment. More
I want you all to tell me what the worst part of being a parent is, and don’t hold back on my account. I can take it. More
I have a teenager. If he asked me if he could have a booze party I would laugh in his face and when I was done laughing in his face I would drink all the booze. I do sort of find it hard to believe the Inglesino’s supplied young teenagers with booze, but then again, I have a hard time understanding hiring a limo to take your kid to a major city for her birthday with friends. I plan on all of my kid’s parties to include what they always have, hot dogs from Costco and Nerf Gun fights in the backyard. More
This daycare has this policy for a reason. I think it’s pathetic that this parent took this story to the media to say “look how my poor two-year-old was punished!” That is so dumb. She wasn’t punished, you were. She’s two. She felt ostracized for being forced to leave for the day? Then you explain to her that certain rules are very important and need to be followed – and that it was your fault that you didn’t let her know that. More
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Mom Accused Of Selling Her Newborn - For The SECOND Time!
Source: The Stir
It has been almost two years now that I have been struggling with this decision. I do envy mom‚Äôs that ‚Äújust know‚ÄĚ when to stop having children. Recently, I laughed with an old friend as she spoke about her impending delivery. Not only would she be getting a c-section, she told me, but she would be getting her tubes tied as well. It was her third and she knew it was time. Others like myself, have a harder time. It becomes a mourning period of sorts. We are allowed this sadness. It is okay. More
Autism treatment: what you need to know (Parents.com)
Parental PSA: you are not always right ¬† (Your Tango)
What happens after a home birth ¬† (Babble)
6 ways having kids is like not having kids ¬†(Huffpost Parents)
Pregnant celeb shamed at the Oscars for having a “beer belly” ¬† (The Stir)
Kendra Wilkinson: “I am the perfect teacher for a young girl” ¬†(Celeb Baby Scoop)
Meet Beyonce’s favorite feminist¬†¬†(HuffPo Women)
The weight loss lies we tell ourselves ¬†(The Frisky)
Is this pickup artist actually helping people? ¬† (The Hairpin)
Here comes Honey Boo Boo¬†(celebbabylaundry)
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Are you pregnant? If so, you should probably grab yourself a nice glass of milk like these pregnant women are doing. Pregnant bitches love milk. You spread your legs and let some guy stick his P in your V and it’s basically MILK TIME! Drink some milk! Or if you are sassy, call it MOO JUICE! All I know is you need to wrap your lips around a glass of this creamy goodness and chug it all down!
Then, you finally give birth to your squirmy, slimy, adorable baby. That is a wonderful moment in and of itself, and as you start to recover from labor, you realize that the world is wonderful again. You can jump in the air with glee without hurting your back (after six weeks of healing)! You can roll over and sleep in any position you want! You can pound a glass of wine after you finish breast-feeding! Yes, life is good. More
When you think back to your prom, what comes to mind? Corsages? Tiaras? Bad synth music? Dancing awkwardly in the arms of your sweaty teenage date while your gym teacher looks on from the chaperones‚Äô table? Guns and ammo?