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Lawyer Wants To Make Malia Obama His Bride By Paying Her Dad In Cows And Sheep‏

Lawyer Wants To Make Malia Obama His Bride By Paying Her Dad In Cows And Sheepâ

In a story that honestly sounds like a sick joke, we have a Kenyan lawyer who has been pining for Malia Obama since the 2008 election when she was only nine years old (hence, the sick part) and wants to make her his wife. In exchange, he is offering President Obama and the First Lady a dowry of several farm animals. Yes, he is serious. No, I cannot even.
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Navy Officer Refused Service Because Her Uniform Wasn’t Fancy Enough, And This Never Would Have Happened If She Were A Man

Navy Officer Refused Service Because Her Uniform Wasnât Fancy Enough, And This Never Would Have Happened If She Were A Man

A military uniform for a serviceman or servicewoman is appropriate for any cocktail party, or at least it should be. This weekend it wasn’t, when one active duty Navy officer was turned away from a fancypants New York rooftop bar–on Memorial Day, of all things–because the bouncer said her uniform wasn’t fancy enough for the establishment‘s “cocktail attire” dress code. More »

Fraternity Gets A Slap On The Wrist For Keeping Nude Photo Album Of Unconscious Victims‏

Fraternity Gets A Slap On The Wrist For Keeping Nude Photo Album Of Unconscious Victimsâ

Did you wake up today with faith in humanity? If so, I’m sorry to say, I’m about to dash your hopes and dreams. This morning, I was greeted with the news that yet another fraternity that violated women has barely been punished by the college it’s associated with. It’s not a surprise but it is an outrage. Why does this keep happening? More »