Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Picked a Way Cute Name for Their New Baby Boy

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have gifted the world a new celebrity baby, and of course everyone is sitting up and thinking, “Well that’s great and all and I’m sure it’s cute and I’m glad it’s healthy … but what is its name?!”

Celebrity baby names are a potential minefield. Will it be completely crazypants, like Pilot Inspektor, or surprisingly conventional, like Sarah Jessica Parker’s son, James Broderick? Let’s be honest, we all hope for something wild. Dan is a perfectly nice name, but it’s tough to get worked up about, especially when compared with the North Wests and Apple Paltrows and Reign Disicks of the world. Nobody was disappointed when Zooey Deschanel named her baby Otter.

Like Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, who named their baby daughter James, Kunis and Kutcher were early adopters of the “traditional boy’s names for girls” trend. Kunis and Kutcher have a two-year-old daughter named Wyatt Isabelle, and now according to CNN, Wyatt has a brand-new baby brother named Dimitri Portwood Kutcher.

Kutcher announced the new baby on his website, telling everybody that the little boy was born at 1:21 a.m. on November 30, weighing 8 pounds and 15 ounces. He also said that he’d wanted to name the baby Hawkeye after the mascot of the University of Iowa, but Kunis has better taste than he. Now her baby has the same name as the hot cartoon hero from Anastasia, and that’s great.

While Dimitri is certainly very cute, because all babies are cute, we probably won’t be seeing much of him. Kutcher and Kunis have managed to keep their kids largely out of the public eye.

“We’d like to allow our kids to make their own choices on whether to have a life in the public eye or not,” Kutcher said to his A Plus website. “We don’t want to make the choice for them.”

As much as everyone would love to see pictures of Ashton Kutcher carrying around his cute toddler and baby, as parents the couple has never really shared photos of Wyatt publicly, and they’ll probably continue the same policy with Dimitri. He sure has a cute name, though.