The holidays are beautiful and joyous, but sometimes they’re a little to full of themselves. Peace on Earth, good will towards man, Charlie Brown’s ugly Christmas tree, nostalgia, nutmeg, and 10 weeks of Christmas carols is enough to make anybody say, “Aren’t we all taking this a little too seriously?” This year, this Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper from Firebox is the perfect way to celebrate the holidays with all due irreverence and make everyone laugh.

The wrapping paper is $11.89, and it comes with four gift tags that also say “Merry Fucking Christmas,” and it’s perfect for everyone who knows absolutely certainly that their gift is not going to wind up in front of a small child. Because even the swearing-est of swearing moms would probably balk at the idea of wrapping the kids’ Lego sets in wrapping paper that says “Merry Fucking Christmas.”

That’s not fair, either, because if anyone deserves Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper, it’s the person trying to shop and clean for 20 people while a small child screams at them in the grocery store.

Do you have a cool friend? Send this to your cool friend.

Use it to wrap some good alcohol, and she’ll think it’s hilarious. (I am available to be anybody’s cool friend in this scenario.)

Maybe Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper is one of those things one has to get out of one’s system while one is young and free, like backpacking across Europe and drunk pub crawls dressed like Santa.

If any young people are reading this article, buy this wrapping paper and use it now.  Give books and candles and hot sauce samplers to all your friends, and wrap it in this paper while you still can. Because there may come a time when you can’t send everybody Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper without risking a kid or a grandma or a mother-in-law seeing it. Adulthood comes for us all, so send ye Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper while ye may.

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With any luck, everybody who currently cannot buy Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper because they don’t want the kids to think Santa hates them will eventually circle back to the Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper phase in a few years. Once the kids go off to college and you’re enjoying the empty nester years, stock up on more Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper. The other DGAF old ladies in your Red Hat Society will love it.

Would you ever use this? Tell us who you’d send it to in the comments.

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