Madonna Had A Marie Antoinette Themed Birthday Bash And None Of Us Were Invited

We all need to decide how we feel about Madge. I’m sick of not having a super strong opinion about her. Can we pro and con list this?

Pros: 

Madonna, she is Madonna.

At age 55, she shows that women can still be sexual and sexy and sexy and sex sex something sex.

Holiday is such a great song.

Into The Groove is such a great song.

She looked like she was working so hard during the Superbowl halftime show and I doubt most women half her age could do that.

She likes the gay people.

Cons:

She seems like a nasty human being.

So anyway, this list is not helping me. I’m not good at how I feel about Madonna because I am not Camille Paglia! I like Madonna in theory but I don’t think I could be friends with Madonna, and she obviously feels the same way about me because I was not invited to her 55 year birthday Marie Antoinette-extravaganza!

From Mirror UK:

The pop superstar turned 55 this weekend – happy birthday, Madge – and so she took the party to Menton in France – taking over a house and throwing an amazing fancy dress party.

Madonna dressed as a kind of porn-y Marie Antoinette with a leotard, big blonde wig, eye patch and long gloves – sitting on dancer boyfriend Brahim Zaibat‘s lap for blurry Instagram pictures.Pictures from the party show Brahim – who is 25 – wearing a grey wig and a cravat.

 

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My my Lourdes is all grow’d up.

I want cake. I want a Marie Antoinette party. Do I have to turn 55 to get this? Was Koa Beck invited to this party and did she go without me?

I think we need more reasons for our Madonna pro/con lists, but I got nothing.

EXCEPT GIFS!

And a video!
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Koa and I are for real obsessed with this movie, and I think it is probably my favorite movie ever. I have no parenting angle to any of this except that I totally wish my husband would build me my own cottage in the backyard where I could raise chickens and have wildflowers and get drunk on champagne and eat a mess of macaroons.

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