Kim Kardashian’s Fabulous Bump Gets To Make Its Debut At Fashion Week
Us Magazine has a picture of the bump. I’m not totally convinced that it is a bump, or just a crease in her dress. But whatever – it’s fabulous, right? I think I debuted my fabulous bump in a pair of yoga pants at the deli. Everyone was like, “oh look! You’re starting to show!” Then I bought a Kit-Kat and went along my merry way. Not as exciting as being in Paris and draped in fur. And I’ve totally missed my prime sex-tape making years so I don’t think my life will be getting any more glamorous. Oh, the humanity.
I’m joking around because that’s what I do – but I think it actually is going to be very hard for Kim to come through this pregnancy unscathed. The Internet already documents every angle of her ass on a daily basis – can you imagine what it’s going to do with her weight gain? I don’t envy celebrities that. It’s hard enough to put on weight, be hormonal, and try to hold it together while you are constantly carrying around a little creature – internally. I can’t even imagine having a camera follow me around while I’m trying to sneak to the bagel shop. That would totally suck. Kim is used to it though. Us reports:
Kardashian, known for her hard work ethic, isn’t skimping on her other responsibilities. “Up early for a photo shoot!” she tweeted Jan. 23. “Shooting my sixth fragrance ad campaign today in Paris with Nick Knight! What a dream come true!”
Kim and Kanye seem to be handling all the baby craziness pretty well so far:
The two are also keeping busy by prepping their new 9,00-square-foot home in L.A.’s Bel Air. “They’re redoing the whole house,” a source says of the $11 million mansion, an Italian-style villa that features a hair salon, indoor pool and bowling alley. “They hope it’s ready when the baby arrives.”
Baby bumps debuting at Fashion Week. Hair salons and bowling alleys in the house. I need to make some celebrity friends. Although I will be eternally confused as to how Kim got this famous, I wish her the best with her pregnancy – and all of the public scrutiny her growing baby bump will inevitably bring.
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