Well, in case you weren’t horrified enough by the state of the country, feast your eyes on this bad boy. A Justin Bieber sex doll is being sold, and it’s … something. I’m struggling to find the right words, tbh, so maybe I’ll just let the pictures speak for themselves.

Image: Giphy

The Justin Bieber sex doll isn’t marketed as being a replica of the pop star, but some people were quick to notice the, uh, resemblance.

justin bieber sex doll

Image: AliExpress

The doll is being sold by AliExpress, and just wait until you hear the features! He has a metal skeleton and joints, so he’s completely posable (yay). He’s covered in something called “medical TPE cyberskin”, which I imagine is pretty high-end sex doll skin, I don’t know. Justin clocks in at 160cm tall (about 5’2″), and weighs about 70 pounds. So he’s a bit smaller and lighter than the real deal, but easily … manipulated and carried around (god I hate myself).

justin bieber sex doll

Image: AliExpress

The product description lists other details, like thigh circumference and penis size. I will not repeat those here because I would like to be able to sleep at night. All this can be yours for the low, low price of $1000!

Image: Giphy

There is A LOT about this that is wrong on several levels, but one of the creepiest things about this Justin Bieber sex doll is the fingernails.

justin bieber sex doll

Image: AliExpress

Can someone, anyone, explain to me why this doll has a French manicure? Just why. WHY. I realize that the hands are arguably the least important part of a doll that is used to simulate sex, but I mean. Why the French manicure, I can’t see anything else.

So, if you’ve got one more hard-to-shop for person left on your gift list this holiday season, might we suggest their very own Justin Bieber sex doll (with French manicure)? This will surely be a gift they never, ever forget. Or forgive you for.

(Image: AliExpress)