Every time we turn around, there’s a news story about Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, or their kids. Either Violet is telling off the paparazzi or Jen is balancing her kids and her purse all at the same time. (Don’t worry, we didn’t realize that was impressive, either.) And yet, all of these stories are accompanied by pictures of these super normal-looking people.
I mean, we’re supposed to be talking about celebrities. You know, the kind you gawk at. The kind who walk on red carpets everywhere they go. These are A-listers! But there they are, in jeans and tennis shoes, helping their kids and running errands. The Garner-Affleck crew is the most boring bunch of famous people you’ve ever seen.
Honestly, I think if you followed around both Jennifer Garner and me for a day, you’d come up with the same pictures. I mean, the lady is obviously beautiful. But we’d both be walking around in cardigans and flats, clasping on to little hands or lugging around grocery bags.
Don’t believe me? Scroll through the latest paparazzi photos of Garner and family over the last couple months. You’ll see what I mean.